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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 1:27 pm
Granted, but your wish is crap- literally.
I wish I spoke fluent French.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 2:11 pm
But you are teleported to the "We hate French translaters" club and get multilated in reply to your fluent French when they say hello....in french.
I wish I was a god who really doesn't have to do anything but what God tells me to do unless it affects my or people's free will or rights.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:16 pm
granted. but you become the god of shoelases. (=boring as ****)
i wish my throat didn't hurt T-T
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 3:41 pm
Granted, but now you're so thirsty that you can't get enough moisture in your throat no matter what you do.
...I wish my mom was dead. (That's asking for trouble, too)
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 5:06 pm
Granted, but she's a zombie and decides that your brains are tastey
I wish Valentine's day didn't suck razz
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 10:56 pm
Tirion Granted, but she's a zombie and decides that your brains are tastey I wish Valentine's day didn't suck razz Granted, but now your gf has every known STD, and crabs.
I wish I lived in Hawaii..
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 12:08 am
granted. but because you said in you live in a volcano. and it's still active (hot for you)
i wish i never have to ski again.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 10:31 am
(So do I XD)
Er... granted, but then the world would go through a nuclear winter and the only way to move around was by skiing, once all the roads were covered by snow.
I wish the person below me doesn't corrupt my wish.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:28 pm
(xxMizerable_shoushin: One of my girlfriends was a hoe, so I wouldn't be suprized if she did)
Granted; but the next person down will corrupt both our wishes
I wish that my step-dad would explode twisted
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:48 pm
granted, but then you get cancer and die
i wish for a new car.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 1:54 pm
granted, but then some crazy guys steals yur car and runs you over.
i wish for my bed room to be clean and to stay that way
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 4:08 pm
Granted. Because you don't have to clean your bedroom anymore, you have too much free time now, so your parents decide to make you clean every other room in the house instead.
I wish the bug flying around my computer would go away.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 5:21 pm
sweetmiseries Granted. Because you don't have to clean your bedroom anymore, you have too much free time now, so your parents decide to make you clean every other room in the house instead. I wish the bug flying around my computer would go away. Granted, but then a swarm of bees comes and attacks you. I wish psps had a function that allows them to make money.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:25 pm
Granted, but no one cares. PS3 does tremendously well, though.
I wish I could lick my elbow.
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Posted: Wed Feb 15, 2006 7:44 pm
OriginalVhan Granted, but no one cares. PS3 does tremendously well, though. I wish I could lick my elbow. Granted. But you stuck your elbow in poo recently. I wish Zakk Wylde was my uncle.
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