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 Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 10:12 am
i pick up the bikini top,then see a body,and another,and another. I wonder why there are so many dead bodies all over the place,and y there are random items wit them...
then,in the middle of my thinking,i get run over by a semi-truck.
I drop a soda.
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 12:04 pm
I pick up the soda and my urge to behave like an immature five year old took over me as i shook the soda up and peered directly above it. But it was a prototype of a high caffinated soda and it exploded sending shattered can into my brain and I die.
-Drops Shane Dawson tshirt-
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:48 pm
i pik up the shirt and put it on. I then realize that many of the bodies are of me,with items like ink cartridges and a roll of toliet paper. Unfortunatly,the t-shirt is desingned to activate a deadly electric shock wen i discover this,so i die.....again.
I drop a candle
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 8:52 pm
*i light the candle and it explodes in my face, burning me horribly, making me go into hiding and end up dying of hunger*
*i drop a banana*
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Posted: Sun Jul 25, 2010 9:58 pm
As I go hiking I come across a burnt figure. Walking closer to take a better look I step on the banana and slip. I tumble down the path I just hiked up and snap my neck as I reach the bottom.
I drop a water bottle
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:12 pm
I've been hiking as well. I'm thirsty, so I pick up the water bottle and start chugging it. While I'm drinking I see the dead body and choke and die. I drop a boring required reading book for english class.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:15 pm
I pick up the book and sell it online. 2 to 3 weeks later, someone buys it. They get all of my personal information and hunt me down, raping and killing me.
I drop a priceless jade statue.
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Posted: Mon Jul 26, 2010 7:23 pm
i find the jade statue and take it to my home puting it on my shelf above my bed and earthquake hits while im asleep it falls breaking my face and turning my brains to mush
i drop a power ranger action figure
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 6:10 pm
I pick up the power ranger figure and I run home like Charlie from Charlie and the Chocolate Factory to give the figure to my boyfriend. While running home I trip and the figure punctures my heart and I bleed to death on the sidewalk.
I drop a glass Coca Cola bottle.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 8:26 pm
I pick up the bottle and start walking over to a recycle bin, but then get killed by a gang called the koke klux klan.
I drop a young warthog.
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Posted: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:49 pm
I go camping and fall asleep against a tree. Wakes up and finds the warthog eating my food. I try and shoo it away but it rams into me and punctures my skin badly with its tusks.
I drop a backpack.
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Posted: Thu Jul 29, 2010 11:26 am
i pick up the backpack but it turns out itz a wired bomb that blows up in my face. I drop a bunny.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 12:15 pm
I pick up a bunny, wondering how I'm going to die using such a small, harmless animal. Then a bunny-eating giant walrus drops out of the sky and devours us both.
I drop a four-leaf clover!
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 2:14 pm
Captain Syrus Haley I pick up a bunny, wondering how I'm going to die using such a small, harmless animal. Then a bunny-eating giant walrus drops out of the sky and devours us both. I drop a four-leaf clover! (Killer Rabbit Monty Python o.o) I pick up the four leaf clover. Then, the Lucky Charms leprechaun comes behind me, and stabs me, thinking that it was the cereal. I drop a particle of dust.
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Posted: Fri Jul 30, 2010 5:54 pm
being one of them super clean people the dust lands on me i have a panic attack and run into traffic there fore getting hit with my last ounce of life i write "i hate dirty people" and drop the piece of paper with the writing
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