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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2012 6:57 pm
Faulty bridge over the ever-present deep gorge with a whitewater river running through it.
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Posted: Wed Apr 11, 2012 2:52 pm
Giants get angry with you Or properly: heretics kill you in the name of their god. We messed up somewhere
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2012 12:18 am
Inspiration has been found, but its power was so great, a nervous breakdown is caused, so you run out into the streets in a mad panic until you reach a beach, where you get run over by a boat
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:04 pm
Jolted in a run down electric power plant.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:06 pm
Locked yourself in a room with a rabid wolverine and left the key outside twisted
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:18 pm
(poor k, dont ignore it) Mangled in a wheat thresher
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:29 pm
Napping, though you died in your dream so you died in real life. eek
That was one heck of a dream.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:34 pm
operating table mishap. Your brain was replaced with a potato. A rotten one.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 2:39 pm
Potassium is shoved down your windpipe as a you are hit with a pike
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 8:55 pm
Qwertyuioops. You miss a letter, and the computer blows up in your face, sending shrapnel into your brain.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2012 11:14 pm
[[edit. My bad. ^.^]] Queen of England has you beheaded.
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 6:07 am
(when did you come back? Follow the format!) Stallion crushes your leg and kicks you in the face
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:47 pm
Tupac hologram malfunctions, electrocuting you
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 1:48 pm
Uranus explodes and destroys earth
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2012 10:58 pm
Vultures decide to have you for a snack... Yeah, they're big vultures....
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