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 Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:30 am
granted. but the person who tells you only speak russian, so you don't understand a word and wakes up at 7 am anyway.
i wish i didn't have homework i have to do.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:52 am
Granted, but then you'd have homeworks you could do or not do. You always choose not to do your homework, but when the evaluation period comes you're unprepared and fail at it.
I wish my roommate stopped making out with her weekly boyfriend in the couch so I could work in peace.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:38 am
[.Adolescence.] Granted, but then you'd have homeworks you could do or not do. You always choose not to do your homework, but when the evaluation period comes you're unprepared and fail at it.
I wish my roommate stopped making out with her weekly boyfriend in the couch so I could work in peace.
I wish I had something to wish for.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:52 am
Granted. But then I would crush your wish.
I wish I wish I was a fish.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 10:13 am
Granted, but you turn into Don Knotts afterwards, and because you have poor eyesight, you trip in the dark and break your neck.
I wish I were god.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:19 am
Granted, but then you'd end up like Bruce Almighty (crazy, hearing prayers everywhere, causing the Apocalypse by clumsiness and losing Jennifer Aniston).
I wish my brother wasn't such a retarded moron.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:44 am
Granted, but then you'd miss him when I kill him for my science project.
I wish I had a kryptonite cross.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 2:10 pm
Sluvotsky Granted, but then you'd miss him when I kill him for my science project. I wish I had a kryptonite cross. Granted, but your girlfriend's cat eats it and gets cancer. Your girlfriend never speaks to you again. I wish I never had to take AP US History.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:25 pm
B4K4_Frenchie Sluvotsky Granted, but then you'd miss him when I kill him for my science project. I wish I had a kryptonite cross. Granted, but your girlfriend's cat eats it and gets cancer. Your girlfriend never speaks to you again. I wish I never had to take AP US History. granted. they put you in remedial history, and one of classmate stabs you with a sharpend lunchtray. I wish I had a brain.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 3:26 pm
Granted, but it is not inside your head and you die..
I wish I had a kitten that is invulnerable to wish-corruption.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 4:05 pm
Granted, but then your Kitten that is invulnerable to wish-curruption is eated by a dog with a neverending appite.
I wish I had lotsa lotsa books and there was nothing to hurt them.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 8:52 pm
Granted. You don't get to read them, though, because it hurts they're feelings when they're touched.
I wish to be as snug as a bug in a rug by a slug in a jug.
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 9:02 pm
Granted, but you quickly develop acute claustrophobia.
I wish life had a soundtrack
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Posted: Mon Feb 13, 2006 11:30 pm
TheDuc Granted, but you quickly develop acute claustrophobia. I wish life had a soundtrack Granted, but it is scratched and skips, causing mental break downs all over the world from the annoyance, which then leads into more violence to fill the twisted satafaction of the mentally ill. I wish the police would leave me the hell alone.
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Posted: Tue Feb 14, 2006 11:41 am
Granted, but then you'll need their help and they won't care for you.
I wish I had a wish (again?).
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