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 Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:42 am
Quote: An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?" The boy thought it over and said, "Well, I'll run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until St. Peter says, 'For Heaven's sake, Dylan, come in or stay out!'"
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 10:47 am
Quote: POLICE # 1 While taking a routine vandalism report at an elementary school, I was interrupted by a little girl about six years old. Looking up and down at my uniform, she asked, "Are you a cop?" "Yes," I answered and continued writing the report. "My mother said if I ever needed help I should ask the police. Is that right?" "Yes, that's right," I told her. "Well, then, she said as she extended her foot toward me, "Would you please tie my shoe?" ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is!" I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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Posted: Tue Feb 01, 2005 5:01 pm
Quote: Twas midnight on the ocean shore not a street car was in sight the sunwas shining brightly in the middle of the night a bearfoot boy with shoes on stood there sitting in a tree and sang this crazy mixed up song to everyone but me!
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:09 pm
Quote: swimming is good for you... espcially if you're drowning
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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 6:28 pm
Divena POLICE # 2 It was the end of the day when I parked my police van in front of the station. As I gathered my equipment, my K-9 partner, Jake, was barking, and I saw a little boy staring in at me. "Is that a dog you got back there?" he asked. "It sure is!" I replied. Puzzled, the boy looked at me and then towards the back of the van. Finally he said, "What'd he do?"
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 7:17 pm
A Ran Work Scene from Ran Kizama
A customer orders a plate and a chicken eggroll. Me and Kristen have been teasing each other all day and are probably getting a little out of hand. Here's how it went down.
Nathan (Ran) - Blue
Kristen - Red
"Alright Kristen, I got a plate with (insert menu here) and a chicken eggroll. I'll get the plate"
"Okay. Say Nate, what are you gonna tell that little girl who asked you out?" <- This is another story all together. Don't ask... stare
"Why? You jealous or something?"
"Of course not. Because you know that I'd do anything for you, right?"
"Oh really? Then shut up and grab my eggroll"
The customer hears this and his eyes go wide before he busts out laughing, almost to tears. Kristen looks to the customer and then to me, her face is tomato red and she slams the eggroll in my hand before storming off to the bathroom to wash her face or something.
Everything in this was said jokingly but it was so funny to see her blush like that. I really gotta watch what I say sometimes. xd
By the way, after she came out of the bathroom, we just continued like we always do.
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Posted: Wed Mar 09, 2005 9:31 pm
I saw a sign at the mall. Someone obviously had purposedly removed the little tail off of the bottom of the "R", so that the sign read:
This Way To Pestrooms
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 7:40 am
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Posted: Tue Mar 15, 2005 1:46 pm
Please, edit your post to warn people that the flash vidoe contains some foul langue... Thanks. heart
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 12:32 pm
Quote: When God made the world, He chose to put animals in it, and decided to give each whatever it wanted. All the animals formed a long line before His throne, and the cat quietly went to the end of the line. To the elephant and the bear He gave strength, to the rabbit and the deer, swiftness; to the owl, the ability to see at night, to the birds and the butterflies, great beauty; to the fox, cunning; to the monkey, intelligence; to the dog, loyalty; to the lion, courage; to the otter, playfulness. And all these were things the animals begged of God. At last he came to the end of the line, and there sat the little cat, waiting patiently. "What will YOU have?" God asked the cat. The cat shrugged modestly. "Oh, whatever scraps you have left over. I don't mind." "But I'm God. I have everything left over." "Then I'll have a little of everything, please." And God gave a great shout of laughter at the cleverness of this small animal, and gave the cat everything she asked for, adding grace and elegance and, only for her, a gentle purr that would always attract humans and assure her a warm and comfortable home. But he took away her false modesty.
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Posted: Tue Mar 22, 2005 8:05 pm
The news tonight He was easy to find. He was wearing a distinctive Camofalge jacket.
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 5:13 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 24, 2005 6:45 pm
Ran! THAT WINS MY VOTE! All my vote are belong to you! WHO MADE THAT?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!??!??!?! xd xd xd heart blaugh blaugh blaugh
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Posted: Fri Mar 25, 2005 10:19 pm
xd I figured you'd like that. I used to know who made it, but I can't remember. It'll come back to me. blaugh
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Posted: Tue Mar 29, 2005 5:51 am
lol, Ran gets my vote too
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