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 Posted: Tue Jun 24, 2008 10:23 am
Granted! You now work for a laid back hippie stoner. And the companie goes bankrupt in a day and how you're unemployed.
I wish I was purple.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:03 pm
Granted, but now you're paint and painted on everything, including questionable items.
I wish weekends are longer.
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Posted: Wed Jun 25, 2008 8:06 pm
Granted! In fact they are so long that they last for all eternity and you never live through weekends again! (wait, that doesn't sound so bad stressed )
I wish I could type better/faster.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 12:30 pm
Granted, but now you type so fast your fingers burn through keyboards in a matter of seconds making it impossible for you to ever type again.
I wish my life were a fantasy adventure and I was a competent hero.
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Distinct Conversationalist
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 6:05 pm
Granted! Your life is revolving around a crazy Demon summoning girl who likes money and satanism, a depraved sex addict with a Katana and a maniac Dragon slayer who likes kids. =3
I wish I could have a scholarship for a great college.
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Posted: Thu Jun 26, 2008 7:56 pm
Granted, you have a scholarship to a great college, but it doesn't cover the bill so you're forced to take out loans that have large interest rates. Good luck paying all of it back later on!
I wish we aren't totally dependent on oil and gases and such.
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Posted: Fri Jun 27, 2008 10:49 pm
Granted! Your car just just broke down and you're forced to walk everywhere. Plus, global warming just sped up and its now 110 degrees everyday.
I wish I had a faster computer.
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Posted: Sat Jun 28, 2008 1:48 pm
Granted, you're able to load more computer viruses, trojan horses, spyware, and malicious programs in less time. Congrats!
I wish the job market would be stable. (Dun care if I have a job or not at the time so long as there are plenty of them available that I am qualified for.)
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 7:24 pm
Granted, the Job Market is so stable that they begin to require more and more, you can't get a job and you lose everything. Any money you has goes to food and bills and you soon can't afford either.
I wish had a shiny nickel.
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Posted: Fri Jul 18, 2008 2:50 am
Granted! Except you have been mysteriously relocated to Australia, where your nickel is worthless.
But still shiny.
I wish it was summer.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:25 pm
Granted but its so hot that you die of heatstroke.
I wish I was eating a piece of cake.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 8:14 pm
Granted; but the cake you're eating is full of extra calories and cholesterol and you choke on the frosting until you die of diabetes.
I wish I could become a successful actress O:
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 3:59 pm
Tecnia Granted; but the cake you're eating is full of extra calories and cholesterol and you choke on the frosting until you die of diabetes.
I wish I could become a successful actress O:
I wish my comic would draw itself...that way I'd have more time to procrastinate on my novel
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 6:20 pm
Granted! But then your comic gets all the credit, having drawn itself, and becomes famous.
I wish I was in space.
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Psychotic Maniacal Sanity Captain
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Posted: Mon Aug 04, 2008 12:48 pm
Granted! But, there's a slight problem. Nobody packed space suits, and you can't breathe. The air isn't breatheable up there. Whadayaknow. O:
I wish I didn't have to do this school work. -_-;
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