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Jesus_vs_Godzilla

PostPosted: Thu Jun 14, 2007 11:55 pm


pawntakesknight
ive had that happen as well.
i had a running bet with some friends on who could outlast bob without help....i never found out won...cause bob is unbeatable. 3nodding

ive never had bobs help though...im always afriad of havign some crazy problem.

like i realized you cant have an iv drip if you took viagra...you could quite literally explode or soemthing along those lines.

Or it could like...take the blood from your brain and heart...
'Cause they have that warning...
Consult a doctor if your erection last more than four hours...
Which I imagine would hurt...
But most guys would probably just be happy they have had such a big penn0rz for so long. They'd walk all proudly into the emergency room wearing tight pants and smiling...
"Can a hot nurse please help my with my 'problem'?"
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:00 am


Jesus_vs_Godzilla

Or it could like...take the blood from your brain and heart...
'Cause they have that warning...
Consult a doctor if your erection last more than four hours...
Which I imagine would hurt...
But most guys would probably just be happy they have had such a big penn0rz for so long. They'd walk all proudly into the emergency room wearing tight pants and smiling...
"Can a hot nurse please help my with my 'problem'?"

My ex boyfriend had to take Zoloft, and once he told me how he was terrified when his doctor told him if he was erect for more than 4 hours to go to the emergency room... mostly 'cause they'd have to stick a needle in his p***s to drain the blood.

The Dread Pirate Ghosty


Jesus_vs_Godzilla

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:03 am


The Dread Pirate Ghosty
Jesus_vs_Godzilla

Or it could like...take the blood from your brain and heart...
'Cause they have that warning...
Consult a doctor if your erection last more than four hours...
Which I imagine would hurt...
But most guys would probably just be happy they have had such a big penn0rz for so long. They'd walk all proudly into the emergency room wearing tight pants and smiling...
"Can a hot nurse please help my with my 'problem'?"

My ex boyfriend had to take Zoloft, and once he told me how he was terrified when his doctor told him if he was erect for more than 4 hours to go to the emergency room... mostly 'cause they'd have to stick a needle in his p***s to drain the blood.

Ow. Poor p***s.
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:03 am


oh dear god.... gonk
thats why i will NEVER take that stuff...

el cabong


The Dread Pirate Ghosty

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:05 am


pawntakesknight
oh dear god.... gonk
thats why i will NEVER take that stuff...
...I shall have to test this theory... on my boyfriend!

...Ok, maybe not sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:09 am


ive never heard good things from operated on penisssseses.
noodles are bad. gonk

el cabong


kristinarr

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 12:10 am


My favorite commercials are for the little kids bed wetting ones. They're all like "with these underwear no one will have to know i wet the bed. it's not embarrassing anymore" and I'm always like "YEAH EXCEPT YOU JUST TOLD EVERYONE ON TV!! I MEAN, EVEN I KNOW, AND I RARELY WATCH TV!!!! rofl "
And I realize they're actors. But how would you like to have your acting debut being the little kid bed wetter? I'd make fun of my friends, I dont know about you guys...

Oh! And as for the 4 hour erection thing.. my uncle got really drunk once, and was talking about it. And he said that if he had an erection for more than 4 hours, he wouldn't go to the doctor. He'd go down to the bar to tell his friends instead. Ahahaa. It's late and this is funny. rofl
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:39 am


pawntakesknight
oh dear god.... gonk
thats why i will NEVER take that stuff...


Yes........my gf can honestly say I don't need it and even if I did, I'd never take it. Use it while you can I say sweatdrop . Besides, I don't think she could last 4 hours anyway blaugh redface

(btw, I heard that cialis has a 7 hour warning, ouch)

Locke_Dirks


BanditBoo

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 9:57 pm


Banditboo wants to stay virgin sweatdrop
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 10:18 pm


BanditBoo
Banditboo wants to stay virgin sweatdrop

Your body, your choice.
Everyone's different.

Jesus_vs_Godzilla


The Dread Pirate Ghosty

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:01 pm


Jesus_vs_Godzilla
BanditBoo
Banditboo wants to stay virgin sweatdrop

Your body, your choice.
Everyone's different.
We'll see about that!

...

*tries to figure out way to force him to*

...

*is joking*
PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:13 pm


The Dread Pirate Ghosty
Jesus_vs_Godzilla
BanditBoo
Banditboo wants to stay virgin sweatdrop

Your body, your choice.
Everyone's different.
We'll see about that!

...

*tries to figure out way to force him to*

...

*is joking*

LOL, You belong in the GD.
rofl

Jesus_vs_Godzilla


el cabong

PostPosted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 11:14 pm


rape? surprised
PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:28 am


pawntakesknight
rape? surprised

The GD rapes you into agreeing with their opibions or getting flamed.
surprised
Also: What if it was opposite day then?

Jesus_vs_Godzilla


BanditBoo

PostPosted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 12:51 am


pawntakesknight
rape? surprised

Ghosty knows what I do in my free time, so she won't try raping, lol
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