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 Posted: Sun Oct 01, 2006 8:47 pm
sound proof walls. use your imagination!
domokun domokun
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 10:29 am
a couple of piccolo jokes...
how do you tune two piccolo flutes?
kill one of the players
if your in a cave with a pack of wolves, a piccolo player and you have a gun with two bullets, what should you do?
shoot the piccolo player twice
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Posted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 9:14 pm
You know your aband geek when the only people you date are in band and play a different insterment then you...( i have been now with a trombone, drummer, and now a clarinet... and i play flute lmao!!!)
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 9:24 am
pimpster01 you know your a band nerd when when you think louie louie is the national anthem Wait a minute-it isn't?! xd
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:45 am
One of the trombone seniors in my freshmen year was mock yelling at the bass player in Jazz band about how stupid she was and then looks down and says
"hey! where'd my mouth peice go?"
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 11:46 am
zeetrit pimpster01 you know your a band nerd when when you think louie louie is the national anthem Wait a minute-it isn't?! xd Hoy Cow you serious it isn't the naitonal anthem!!! gonk scream eek surprised
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:10 pm
I got a name that sounds cool but its not true. No offence to anyone who's in orchrestra but "orch dorks" is their name. Chorus "chorus is borus" and band "band geek" . Please notice don't take this serious. smile
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Posted: Sat Oct 14, 2006 12:17 pm
1. You know your a band geek when you start playing the drum part in math class even though you don't play the drums.
2. You know your band is taking over the school when you can't have a class with at least one band nerd and when you pass 10 people from band in the hall to get to you next class and they are all different people.
This is true at my school i kept count of the poeple and didn't count the people i aready saw in the hall that day. it's kinda scary... crying
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 6:13 pm
Stronghearted11 the jokes about the trumpets playing loud: only apply to little kids just learning, or stupid ppl Or my entire HS trumpet section. sweatdrop Ya gotta love em tho. And the one about the clarinettist going through a whole box of lightbulbs, I am proud to say that I don't do that... yet... I know many that do. Seems like a waste. Paying 30 bucks for 3 reeds. And yes, the reed is God. Don't deny it.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 7:56 pm
(Sorry if I repeat anything!)
Flutes have the most fun - they get HIGH all the time! (Okay. Sorry. That was lame.)
How many band directors does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One, but whos really watching?
A little funny fact, even though there tends to be only 1-2 oboes in a band, they always come out the loudest. Atleast in my band.
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Posted: Wed Dec 26, 2007 9:01 pm
You know, if a clarinet and a saxophone had a baby, it would be a bass clarinet.
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Posted: Sun Jan 06, 2008 3:15 am
How does a trumpet/tenor singer screw in a lightbulb?
He/she hangs from the bulb, because the world revolves around them.
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Posted: Wed Apr 30, 2008 7:27 pm
ok there was this one time in our symphony orchestra, the trumpets (me being one of them) were rushing, so our band director says, "trumpets, your rushing!" and our first trumpet, being as crazy as he is, says "that wasn't me that was them!" and our band director says, "your not rushing your just russian (he was russian)" and he says them so they sound almost identical. and he sits there for like 5 minutes going "what???" so our band director goes up to the board and writes: "for those of you who don't get puns: RUSHING and RUSSIAN" and a second trumpet goes "I hate puns!" i know stupid. but its one of those you-had-to-be-there-and-be-retarded-like-me moments.
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 6:34 pm
How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trumpeter's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
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What's the first thing a trumpet player says at work?
"Would you like fries with that?"
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What's the best way to confuse a drummer?
Put a sheet of music in front of him.
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What is the difference between a clarinet and an onion?
Nobody cries when you chop an clarinet into little pieces.
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Q: How many conductors does it take to change a lightbulb?
A: Only one, but then again, who's really watching?
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One day in heaven, the Lord decided He would visit the earth and take a stroll. Walking down the road, He encountered a man who was crying. The Lord asked the man, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said that he was blind and had never seen a sunset. The Lord touched the man who could then see… and he was happy.
As the Lord walked further, He met another man crying and asked, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man was born a cripple and was never able to walk. The Lord touched him and he could walk… and he was happy.
Farther down the road, the Lord met another man who was crying and asked, “Why are you crying, my son?” The man said, “Lord I’m a high school band director.”
… and the Lord sat down and cried with him.
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Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 7:09 am
Sir Know A Lot I got a name that sounds cool but its not true. No offence to anyone who's in orchrestra but "orch dorks" is their name. Chorus "chorus is borus" and band "band geek" . Please notice don't take this serious. smile hey lmao i ttly named my orchestra orchadork!! and we all agreed that we truly are orchadorks smile
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