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 Posted: Thu Mar 22, 2007 6:08 pm
Gorenza Speaking of really odd things to get Alucard to do. Had anyone ever thought of having dress up like a super hero and preform random acts of heroism? "Look everyone Captain America is back from the dead!" "Oh man and does he ever look pissed off." Then again why stop at male super heroes. He's just might be able to pull off some long hair heroines. finally while we are on the subject of causing Alucard great distress due to dressing up in ridiculous out fits. Why don't we have him dress up as a current running candidate for US presidency. Alucard-Giuliani running for president. Hey if he wins his bill could even be considered a write off. Then again we would have to then consider the after math of a vampire as the master chief of our country. Then again he probably would get things done a hell of a lot better than most. Just imagine how he would deal with our over populated jails. XD That makes me wish I could vote...Or that he would actually run... stare ...Alucard for president! *runs away*
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Posted: Sun Mar 25, 2007 10:49 am
lmao....I could imagine Alucard on a DDR board as well....and also that Integra would be the announcer....XD That would be weird....but on another note, has anyone thought of using Alucard to wash the dishes by hand yet? I would poke him to death and make him walk my dogs.... biggrin Then make him tell about what Integra did during her teen years, and how she started to smoke... 3nodding
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 12:45 pm
Hmmm...I'd have him terrorize my siblings for a little bit. And omg im scared...my dad just answered the phone in a really wierd way...
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 2:57 pm
Some of these are really great!
Keep them coming.
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 4:35 pm
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.xD I love this topic. Awesome idea.
Alucard for a day? Well, I'd sure rack up some overdue fees, which of course would have to be paid back in blood... eheh.
Activities, now? I'd have him carry my books from class to class, all day. After school he'd fly me home so I wouldn't have to take the bus. When we got home he would... 'convince' my sister to get off the computer for a while, then 'convince' her to let us use the PS2. After that, I would do my homework while he cooked the family a lovely dinner. After dinner he would clean the kitchen, and we would play violent video games. (He would let me win, of course)
Granted, if I got him on Summer Vacation, we would take the city by storm. I would rule Vancouver in a matter of hours. All Hail Me! .
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Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 10:28 pm
I'd make him visit with grandma and chill...
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Posted: Sat Apr 14, 2007 11:55 am
I am curious what is grama like.
We are assuming you would pay an absorbent amount of money to rent Alucards services. You sure you would not want to reconsider?
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:39 pm
LOL I chose the Wal-mart one cause I work at Wal-mart!!! It'd be funny as hell if I called for a check approval and Alucard popped up in the "How may I help you?" smock to approve the check. lol
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:58 pm
Mistress Kumori LOL I chose the Wal-mart one cause I work at Wal-mart!!! It'd be funny as hell if I called for a check approval and Alucard popped up in the "How may I help you?" smock to approve the check. lol XDDD A really boring Biology class once caused me to write a fanfiction where Alucard and Seras went into Wal-Mart... *snickers at several inside jokes* Don't shoot the smiley...
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Posted: Wed Apr 18, 2007 8:21 pm
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Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 8:16 am
Ok got it.
Now that I have you Mr. Alucard I need you to help me make a little wager.
Hey why not, I am sure Alucard's mind reading or sex beam capability's would be great help in the World Poker Tour. If that don't work I would always enter him into a cage fighting champion ship and bet heavily on him. Heck a dog fighting match would work just as well huh. Oh yes all I need is just one day.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:21 pm
Gorenza Ok got it. Now that I have you Mr. Alucard I need you to help me make a little wager. Hey why not, I am sure Alucard's mind reading or sex beam capability's would be great help in the World Poker Tour. If that don't work I would always enter him into a cage fighting champion ship and bet heavily on him. Heck a dog fighting match would work just as well huh. Oh yes all I need is just one day. And ya know what you can use all that money for? ninja ...Rent him again tomorrow!!! blaugh xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 10:59 pm
Yeah but the only down side to that would be that the organization would most likely not need the money that badly anymore. So he would probably be off the market.
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 8:37 am
lol If I could rent Alucard for a day...
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I'd want to rent Alucard on Halloween night to scare the pants off trick-or-treaters! blaugh In a good way though, in a "OMG Did you see [Shadow]'s house? It was SO scary, that was so awesome, we've got to go back next year and bring all our other friends too!" I would so definitely win "Scariest Home on the Block" if I had Alucard! xd
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