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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:24 pm
Edge22 Ryu: FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! Kasumi: Uh......Ryu wrong game Ryu: Oh right, SHINE GET!! Kasumi: Also wrong game Ryu: Dammit I can get this...........um...........MISSION COMPLETE!!! Kasumi: Uh.......whatever... Ryu:FATALITY
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Posted: Fri Oct 07, 2005 9:31 pm
Doafan Edge22 Ryu: FLAWLESS VICTORY!!! Kasumi: Uh......Ryu wrong game Ryu: Oh right, SHINE GET!! Kasumi: Also wrong game Ryu: Dammit I can get this...........um...........MISSION COMPLETE!!! Kasumi: Uh.......whatever... Ryu:FATALITY Ryu: HARAKIRI, ALLIED FORCES VICTORIOUS, GOAL, FIRST PLACE, KILLING SPREE, RUNNING RIOT, HEADSHOT, goddammit one of these have to be right Kasumi: Well actually..... Ryu: Yes!?! Kasumi: None of them are right Ryu: OH DAMMIT ALL TO HELL WHY DID TEAM NINJA MAKE THIS SO HARD Kasumi: ITS WINNER OK FREAKIN WINNER ITS NOT THAT HARD ONLY 6 LETTERS
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 5:56 pm
Ein: Hayate I AM YOUR FATHER!!!!!
Hayate: No thats impossible!!! you don't even exist!!
Ein: And Kasumi, SHE IS YOUR MOTHER!!!
Hayate: NO!!,LIES I SAY LIES!!, MY OWN SISTER CAN'T BE MY MOTHER, THATS JUST CRAZY!!
Ein: and, YOU REALLY ARE FROM CANADA
Hayate: NO NO NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ein: and Ayame, IS REALLY A DUDE!!!
Hayate: THE BAD NEWS JUST KEEPS COMING!!
Ein: And tonight, YOU WILL BE EATEN ALIVE BY AN ARMY OF PANDA BEARS!!!
Hayate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ANYTHING BUT THAT!!!
Ein: Okay then an army of WOOKIES!!!
Hayate: NOOOOOOOOOOOOO THATS EVEN WORST!!
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:04 pm
Ruffin316 NowhereMan0012002 Road trip story was fine and all except for the yuri suggestion in there gonk stare stressed Long story short, I am a sick and twisted man and will forever be one as long as either hentai or video games exist. xd Anyway... ScenarioOn a team stake-out, a "mistake" [read ********] on Hayabusa's part caused both him and Hayabusa to be captured by some DOATEC thugs. A few hours have passed since then, and the duo - namely Hayabusa - is getting quite restless... Hayabusa: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... nobody knows but Jesus - Hayate: [exasperated] Will you shut up, man?! scream Hayabusa: You just can't realize the fact that I've adjusted to life on the inside. I'm hard now! mrgreen Hayate: Is that right? stare Hayabusa: As a prison b***h, I would not expect you to understand. rolleyes [sees a guard] Hey, there's one of the guards; pretend you don't know me... [stands and goes to cell door, pleading] Hey! Let me out! I'm not a shinobi like this other guy; I'm... uh... a Jedi. Yeah, a Jedi! Don't make me cast lightning on you, b***h! scream Hayate: [mumbling] Dumbass. stare [guard scoffs and walks away]Hayabusa: Dammit! That's the first time that didn't work! WTF? confused Hayate: Yeah, how about that? Oh, and thanks for the support, Ryu. Way to be a team player. stare Hayabusa: Hey, I gotta think about myself here. Hayate: There's no "I"in "Team", Ryu. stare Hayabusa: Yeah, and there's no "You", either. So, I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddammit team! The team sucks!! scream [A fight suddenly breaks out between the guards and an unknown force. Miscellaneous gunshots and screams of agony are heard flitering through the air.]Hayate: The Hell's going on out there?Hayabusa: Maybe Ayane and Kasumi came to bust us outta the joint. I dunno if I can live life on the outside again though, Hayate. I'm all institutionalized and s**t! cool [fighting stops abruptly]Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ...Well... this is an awkward moment. sweatdrop Hayate: On the real.Hayabusa: Oh well... I've been puttin' something off for a while that might get us outta here, but I warn you, it might scare you a little bit. Hayate: You want scary? Tell Kasumi you forgot to record Sailor Moon... domokun Hayabusa: All right... ikuze (Let's go). [cell door opens suddenly]Hayate: The Hell... was that it? You opened the door?! That wasn't scary at all!Hayabusa: What the f-... I didn't do that. Somebody on the outside must've did it. eek Hayate: Well... screw it. Let's rock.[Hayate and Hayabusa escape]Hayabusa: Freedom! It smells so sweet! Let's go rob a liquor store on the way home! whee End 3:16 You stole that from Red Vs Blue, one of the first episodes of Season 3 I believe
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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 10:42 pm
i'd post what they would never say, but i'd be banned sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:31 pm
Edge22 Ruffin316 NowhereMan0012002 Road trip story was fine and all except for the yuri suggestion in there gonk stare stressed Long story short, I am a sick and twisted man and will forever be one as long as either hentai or video games exist. xd Anyway... ScenarioOn a team stake-out, a "mistake" [read ********] on Hayabusa's part caused both him and Hayabusa to be captured by some DOATEC thugs. A few hours have passed since then, and the duo - namely Hayabusa - is getting quite restless... Hayabusa: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... nobody knows but Jesus - Hayate: [exasperated] Will you shut up, man?! scream Hayabusa: You just can't realize the fact that I've adjusted to life on the inside. I'm hard now! mrgreen Hayate: Is that right? stare Hayabusa: As a prison b***h, I would not expect you to understand. rolleyes [sees a guard] Hey, there's one of the guards; pretend you don't know me... [stands and goes to cell door, pleading] Hey! Let me out! I'm not a shinobi like this other guy; I'm... uh... a Jedi. Yeah, a Jedi! Don't make me cast lightning on you, b***h! scream Hayate: [mumbling] Dumbass. stare [guard scoffs and walks away]Hayabusa: Dammit! That's the first time that didn't work! WTF? confused Hayate: Yeah, how about that? Oh, and thanks for the support, Ryu. Way to be a team player. stare Hayabusa: Hey, I gotta think about myself here. Hayate: There's no "I"in "Team", Ryu. stare Hayabusa: Yeah, and there's no "You", either. So, I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddammit team! The team sucks!! scream [A fight suddenly breaks out between the guards and an unknown force. Miscellaneous gunshots and screams of agony are heard flitering through the air.]Hayate: The Hell's going on out there?Hayabusa: Maybe Ayane and Kasumi came to bust us outta the joint. I dunno if I can live life on the outside again though, Hayate. I'm all institutionalized and s**t! cool [fighting stops abruptly]Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ...Well... this is an awkward moment. sweatdrop Hayate: On the real.Hayabusa: Oh well... I've been puttin' something off for a while that might get us outta here, but I warn you, it might scare you a little bit. Hayate: You want scary? Tell Kasumi you forgot to record Sailor Moon... domokun Hayabusa: All right... ikuze (Let's go). [cell door opens suddenly]Hayate: The Hell... was that it? You opened the door?! That wasn't scary at all!Hayabusa: What the f-... I didn't do that. Somebody on the outside must've did it. eek Hayate: Well... screw it. Let's rock.[Hayate and Hayabusa escape]Hayabusa: Freedom! It smells so sweet! Let's go rob a liquor store on the way home! whee End 3:16 You stole that from Red Vs Blue, one of the first episodes of Season 3 I believe I didn't steal it; I just altered it a bit. It works though, doesn't it? Because these guys won't say it since someone else did. xd
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:34 pm
Scenario
A few days before traveling to Zack Island for "the fourth DoA tournament", Hitomi stumbles across an old castleground in northern Germany. Exploring, she finds an interesting piece of weaponry- a sword. She takes the item and shows it to the other girls upon arriving at Zack Island...
Hitomi: [carrying sword to beach] Hey everyone, check this out!
[The other girls - everyone - were at the beach casually making small talk, lewd references, and death threats amongst themselves. They turn towards the German girl and some of them gape at the sword.]
Christie: [raises eyebrow] What the bloody Hell is that? confused
Hitomi: [to Christie] It's a sword, dummy. :XP: What does it look like?
Ayane: [to Hitomi] Bladed roadkill with a handle. neutral
Hitomi: [stares at Ayane for a moment] Anyway, check it out; isn't it cool? biggrin
Leifang: It looks looks kinda big, Hitomi-chan. Stand it on it's point for a moment?
[Hitomi stands the sword on it point causing the bladed weapon to stand over 5 feet tall. The other girls gawk at the size of the sword.]
Kasumi: Wow! eek That thing's huge! Isn't it heavy? question
Hitomi: [to Kasumi; shakes head] Nope. It's pretty light; it's like swinging around a piece of pie. mrgreen
Lisa: I like pie. [everyone stares at Lisa] What? I do. 3nodding
Tina: [pats Lisa on back] We know, Lisa. We know. rolleyes [to Hitomi] Where'd you find that, Hitomi? question
Hitomi: [to Tina] I was in the northern parts of Germany and I came across this old castle. I was looking around - you know, not really paying attention to much stuff - and I fell into a hole. That's where I found this. whee
Tina: [incredulous] You found that in a hole?! surprised
Hitomi: 3nodding
Tina: Wow! I've never found anything that awesome inside a hole, and I've explored about every possible hole you can think of! [muttering] And I coulda explored a lot more. ********' eggnog.
Everyone else: eek
Leifang: Egg... *nog*...?! stressed
Tina: What? neutral ...Oops. sweatdrop
[Whilst everyone is staring and interrogating the girl with dreams of movie-stardom, the girls fail to notice a large eye in the middle of the sword opening, as if awakening to a morning sun. It moves around a bit, appearing to scan the parameters of each girl.]
Leifang: [to Tina; screaming] What did you put in that eggnog?! I was wondering how Jann Lee and the others got pictures of me in a pair of sweatpants and a lampshade...
Ayane: [cracks knuckles] I say we pound on her until she tells us. twisted
Christe: I like the sound of that... twisted
Hitomi: [frantic] Everyone, calm down! Remember, this is supposed to be a fun time! whee
Christie: [let's go of Tina's neck] Ah bullocks, she's right. Besides, I wanted to finally work on my tan. [stretches]
[All the girls turn back to face Hitomi... and Tina finally stands after regaining consciousnous. At that moment, everyone notices the most striking detail about Hitomi's new sword...]
Helena: [staring at sword; nervous] Hi... Hitomi...? Why does your sword have an eye in it...? eek
Ayane: [staring at sword; eye blinks; Ayane screams] That thing blinked at me! It just blinked at me!! gonk
Hitomi: [looks at sword; sees eye but eye is stationary] Hmmm... never noticed that before... must've been covered in dirt or something...
Ayane: [pointing manically] I'm telling you! That thing f*cking blinked at me!! [to everyone else] You guys saw it, right? Right?! gonk
Kasumi: The eye is... odd, to say the least... [to Ayane] Ayane-neesan, I think you're losing it. stare
Ayane: [to Kasumi; screaming] I'm dead-f*ckin'-serious!! That thing just f*ckin' winked at me!! [looks at sword again; eye blinks after moving around a bit] It did it again!! It just moved and blinked!! gonk
Hitomi: [looks at sword; sword does nothing] I don't see anything. Ayane, no offense, but I think the heat's getting to you. In any case, I'm heading to my room; I'll talk to you guys later. Bye! whee [leaves]
Ayane: I'm telling you; that thing f*ckin' winked at me! It was like... like... Sugar Man from the X-Men: f*ckin' creepy!! gonk
Kasumi: [to Ayane] Ayane-neesan, shut up and let's get back to the hotel. stare
Some time later...
[Hitomi - clad in little more than a red polka-dot bikini top and a pair of blue denim cut-offs - decided to test out her new sword. So she went to the jungle and was fortunate enough to find that no one else was around. After a few dozen minutes of swordplay, she decided to rest for a minute.]
Hitomi: [wipes sweat from brow; looks at sword; smiles] Man, this thin is so friggin' awesome, even with the eye part. I can't believe my own luck sometimes.
[Hitomi begins to brush some of the debris off her new giant knife when she notices something startling; the sword just looked at her and blinked... several times. Hitomi shrieks and throws the sword away, trying not to believe what she had just seen. The sword continues to stare at her and it blinks again.]
Hitomi: [afraid; thinking] What the f-... Ayane was right... that thing probably *was* blinking earlier!
[Hitomi then heard a whispering noise in her head. It was faint - as most whispers are - but articulate. Hitomi, slowly and carefully, walked over to the sword, but didn't lift it off the ground]
Hitomi: [quivering] What... waht are you...?
--I am Soul Edge. Hello Hitomi--
Hitomi: How... how do you know who I am...?
--I know much about you: I know of your Karate prowess; I know of your hidden anger from the one Zack's treachery; I know of your hidden interest in a certain Chinese woman...--
Hitomi: [incredulous; to self] This is insane... I'm talking to a sword with a giant eye inside of it. This has to be a dream; it has to be...
--This is no dream... unlike that of yours which pertains to infinite strencgth...--
Hitomi: What... what are you talking about?
--I can help you. I can help you become stronger... undefeatable... *invincible*...--
Hitomi: [thinks for a moment] In... invincible? neutral
--*Invincible*. Go ahead... pick me up.--
[After a long moment of uneasy contemplation, Hitomi grasped the handle of the sword and lifted it. With each inch she rose the sword off the ground, she grew less afraid and more confident. In doing so, her eyes slowly altered in color from blue to a hideous mixture of scarlet and goldenrod. She held the sword in her hands before standing it on its point as she did hours earlier.]
Hitomi: [with voice an octive lower] Invincible...
--In order to achieve said invincibility, you must collect souls...--
Hitomi: Souls... Need more... souls... evil
[And with that, the new Hitomi took her sword and went to show the other girls - and Zack - the "finer points" of her new toy.]
[A new Nightmare was born]
End 3:16. Have fun with this one, kids. And sleep with one eye open. twisted
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 4:52 pm
Ruffin316 Edge22 Ruffin316 NowhereMan0012002 Road trip story was fine and all except for the yuri suggestion in there gonk stare stressed Long story short, I am a sick and twisted man and will forever be one as long as either hentai or video games exist. xd Anyway... ScenarioOn a team stake-out, a "mistake" [read ********] on Hayabusa's part caused both him and Hayabusa to be captured by some DOATEC thugs. A few hours have passed since then, and the duo - namely Hayabusa - is getting quite restless... Hayabusa: [singing] Nobody knows the trouble I've seen... nobody knows but Jesus - Hayate: [exasperated] Will you shut up, man?! scream Hayabusa: You just can't realize the fact that I've adjusted to life on the inside. I'm hard now! mrgreen Hayate: Is that right? stare Hayabusa: As a prison b***h, I would not expect you to understand. rolleyes [sees a guard] Hey, there's one of the guards; pretend you don't know me... [stands and goes to cell door, pleading] Hey! Let me out! I'm not a shinobi like this other guy; I'm... uh... a Jedi. Yeah, a Jedi! Don't make me cast lightning on you, b***h! scream Hayate: [mumbling] Dumbass. stare [guard scoffs and walks away]Hayabusa: Dammit! That's the first time that didn't work! WTF? confused Hayate: Yeah, how about that? Oh, and thanks for the support, Ryu. Way to be a team player. stare Hayabusa: Hey, I gotta think about myself here. Hayate: There's no "I"in "Team", Ryu. stare Hayabusa: Yeah, and there's no "You", either. So, I guess if I'm not on the team and you're not on the team, then nobody's on the goddammit team! The team sucks!! scream [A fight suddenly breaks out between the guards and an unknown force. Miscellaneous gunshots and screams of agony are heard flitering through the air.]Hayate: The Hell's going on out there?Hayabusa: Maybe Ayane and Kasumi came to bust us outta the joint. I dunno if I can live life on the outside again though, Hayate. I'm all institutionalized and s**t! cool [fighting stops abruptly]Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ... Hayate: ...Hayabusa: ...Well... this is an awkward moment. sweatdrop Hayate: On the real.Hayabusa: Oh well... I've been puttin' something off for a while that might get us outta here, but I warn you, it might scare you a little bit. Hayate: You want scary? Tell Kasumi you forgot to record Sailor Moon... domokun Hayabusa: All right... ikuze (Let's go). [cell door opens suddenly]Hayate: The Hell... was that it? You opened the door?! That wasn't scary at all!Hayabusa: What the f-... I didn't do that. Somebody on the outside must've did it. eek Hayate: Well... screw it. Let's rock.[Hayate and Hayabusa escape]Hayabusa: Freedom! It smells so sweet! Let's go rob a liquor store on the way home! whee End 3:16 You stole that from Red Vs Blue, one of the first episodes of Season 3 I believe I didn't steal it; I just altered it a bit. It works though, doesn't it? Because these guys won't say it since someone else did. xd yea but you copied many parts from that episode word for word, so technically isn't that the same hting as stealing/plaigirism?
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 5:51 pm
Edge22 Ruffin316 Edge22 You stole that from Red Vs Blue, one of the first episodes of Season 3 I believe I didn't steal it; I just altered it a bit. It works though, doesn't it? Because these guys won't say it since someone else did. xd yea but you copied many parts from that episode word for word, so technically isn't that the same hting as stealing/plaigirism?
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 6:41 pm
Katra Fa Toren Edge22 Ruffin316 Edge22 You stole that from Red Vs Blue, one of the first episodes of Season 3 I believe I didn't steal it; I just altered it a bit. It works though, doesn't it? Because these guys won't say it since someone else did. xd yea but you copied many parts from that episode word for word, so technically isn't that the same hting as stealing/plaigirism? Yeah, and Edge you sig is to big.
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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 10:15 am
If it makes you feel better, Edge...
Some scenes were pulled from RedvsBlue.com. Names were changed to protect myself from being beaten over the head with a cup of mashed potatoes and gravy. All rights reserved.
In any event, imagine Helena singing the [most recent] filthiest rap song you've ever heard. xd
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 12:23 pm
Ruffin316 If it makes you feel better, Edge... Some scenes were pulled from RedvsBlue.com. Names were changed to protect myself from being beaten over the head with a cup of mashed potatoes and gravy. All rights reserved. In any event, imagine Helena singing the [most recent] filthiest rap song you've ever heard. xd There are a few I could think of like that....Wow, I am now seeig her singing Gimme That nut by Eazy E.
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My Ch3m1cal R0manc3 Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 2:33 pm
Ruffin316 If it makes you feel better, Edge... Some scenes were pulled from RedvsBlue.com. Names were changed to protect myself from being beaten over the head with a cup of mashed potatoes and gravy. All rights reserved. In any event, imagine Helena singing the [most recent] filthiest rap song you've ever heard. xd even better imagine Jann Lee rapping "Bran's Freestyle Chinese Rap" by CKY, omg that song is so funny.
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Posted: Tue Oct 11, 2005 6:18 pm
Ayane: Hey guys! I'm no longer Ein-obsessive!!!!
Kasumi: Same here!!!
Ryu: Yo, anybody got a cig?
Bass: Not me! I'm too girly and innocent!
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NowhereMan0012002 Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 8:40 am
Ruffin316 ScenarioA few days before traveling to Zack Island for "the fourth DoA tournament", Hitomi stumbles across an old castleground in northern Germany. Exploring, she finds an interesting piece of weaponry- a sword. She takes the item and shows it to the other girls upon arriving at Zack Island... Hitomi: [carrying sword to beach] Hey everyone, check this out![The other girls - everyone - were at the beach casually making small talk, lewd references, and death threats amongst themselves. They turn towards the German girl and some of them gape at the sword.]Christie: [raises eyebrow] What the bloody Hell is that? confused Hitomi: [to Christie] It's a sword, dummy. :XP: What does it look like?Ayane: [to Hitomi] Bladed roadkill with a handle. neutral Hitomi: [stares at Ayane for a moment] Anyway, check it out; isn't it cool? biggrin Leifang: It looks looks kinda big, Hitomi-chan. Stand it on it's point for a moment?[Hitomi stands the sword on it point causing the bladed weapon to stand over 5 feet tall. The other girls gawk at the size of the sword.]Kasumi: Wow! eek That thing's huge! Isn't it heavy? question Hitomi: [to Kasumi; shakes head] Nope. It's pretty light; it's like swinging around a piece of pie. mrgreen Lisa: I like pie. [everyone stares at Lisa] What? I do. 3nodding Tina: [pats Lisa on back] We know, Lisa. We know. rolleyes [to Hitomi] Where'd you find that, Hitomi? question Hitomi: [to Tina] I was in the northern parts of Germany and I came across this old castle. I was looking around - you know, not really paying attention to much stuff - and I fell into a hole. That's where I found this. whee Tina: [incredulous] You found that in a hole?! surprised Hitomi: 3nodding Tina: Wow! I've never found anything that awesome inside a hole, and I've explored about every possible hole you can think of! [muttering] And I coulda explored a lot more. ********' eggnog.Everyone else: eek Leifang: Egg... *nog*...?! stressed Tina: What? neutral ...Oops. sweatdrop [Whilst everyone is staring and interrogating the girl with dreams of movie-stardom, the girls fail to notice a large eye in the middle of the sword opening, as if awakening to a morning sun. It moves around a bit, appearing to scan the parameters of each girl.]Leifang: [to Tina; screaming] What did you put in that eggnog?! I was wondering how Jann Lee and the others got pictures of me in a pair of sweatpants and a lampshade...Ayane: [cracks knuckles] I say we pound on her until she tells us. twisted Christe: I like the sound of that... twisted Hitomi: [frantic] Everyone, calm down! Remember, this is supposed to be a fun time! whee Christie: [let's go of Tina's neck] Ah bullocks, she's right. Besides, I wanted to finally work on my tan. [stretches][All the girls turn back to face Hitomi... and Tina finally stands after regaining consciousnous. At that moment, everyone notices the most striking detail about Hitomi's new sword...]Helena: [staring at sword; nervous] Hi... Hitomi...? Why does your sword have an eye in it...? eek Ayane: [staring at sword; eye blinks; Ayane screams] That thing blinked at me! It just blinked at me!! gonk Hitomi: [looks at sword; sees eye but eye is stationary] Hmmm... never noticed that before... must've been covered in dirt or something...Ayane: [pointing manically] I'm telling you! That thing f*cking blinked at me!! [to everyone else] You guys saw it, right? Right?! gonk Kasumi: The eye is... odd, to say the least... [to Ayane] Ayane-neesan, I think you're losing it. stare Ayane: [to Kasumi; screaming] I'm dead-f*ckin'-serious!! That thing just f*ckin' winked at me!! [looks at sword again; eye blinks after moving around a bit] It did it again!! It just moved and blinked!! gonk Hitomi: [looks at sword; sword does nothing] I don't see anything. Ayane, no offense, but I think the heat's getting to you. In any case, I'm heading to my room; I'll talk to you guys later. Bye! whee [leaves]Ayane: I'm telling you; that thing f*ckin' winked at me! It was like... like... Sugar Man from the X-Men: f*ckin' creepy!! gonk Kasumi: [to Ayane] Ayane-neesan, shut up and let's get back to the hotel. stare Some time later...[Hitomi - clad in little more than a red polka-dot bikini top and a pair of blue denim cut-offs - decided to test out her new sword. So she went to the jungle and was fortunate enough to find that no one else was around. After a few dozen minutes of swordplay, she decided to rest for a minute.]Hitomi: [wipes sweat from brow; looks at sword; smiles] Man, this thin is so friggin' awesome, even with the eye part. I can't believe my own luck sometimes.[Hitomi begins to brush some of the debris off her new giant knife when she notices something startling; the sword just looked at her and blinked... several times. Hitomi shrieks and throws the sword away, trying not to believe what she had just seen. The sword continues to stare at her and it blinks again.]Hitomi: [afraid; thinking] What the f-... Ayane was right... that thing probably *was* blinking earlier![Hitomi then heard a whispering noise in her head. It was faint - as most whispers are - but articulate. Hitomi, slowly and carefully, walked over to the sword, but didn't lift it off the ground]Hitomi: [quivering] What... waht are you...?--I am Soul Edge. Hello Hitomi--Hitomi: How... how do you know who I am...?--I know much about you: I know of your Karate prowess; I know of your hidden anger from the one Zack's treachery; I know of your hidden interest in a certain Chinese woman...--Hitomi: [incredulous; to self] This is insane... I'm talking to a sword with a giant eye inside of it. This has to be a dream; it has to be...--This is no dream... unlike that of yours which pertains to infinite strencgth...--Hitomi: What... what are you talking about?--I can help you. I can help you become stronger... undefeatable... *invincible*...--Hitomi: [thinks for a moment] In... invincible? neutral --*Invincible*. Go ahead... pick me up.--[After a long moment of uneasy contemplation, Hitomi grasped the handle of the sword and lifted it. With each inch she rose the sword off the ground, she grew less afraid and more confident. In doing so, her eyes slowly altered in color from blue to a hideous mixture of scarlet and goldenrod. She held the sword in her hands before standing it on its point as she did hours earlier.]Hitomi: [with voice an octive lower] Invincible...--In order to achieve said invincibility, you must collect souls...--Hitomi: Souls... Need more... souls... evil [And with that, the new Hitomi took her sword and went to show the other girls - and Zack - the "finer points" of her new toy.]
[A new Nightmare was born]End 3:16. Have fun with this one, kids. And sleep with one eye open. twisted Gotta say dude, this one is freaking awesome eek domokun heart Funny, but awesome! I think you should do a fanfic of it ninja
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