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 Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 6:23 pm
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Posted: Fri Aug 18, 2006 10:53 pm
Mika's Orgasmic Cookies. Mm. Mika.
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Posted: Sat Aug 19, 2006 9:46 pm
You know, I could start a whole new trend in the food market here...
"Is your girlfriend not satisfied with you? Give her a certified 100% orgasmic, delicious chocolate bar. She'll never doubt you again."
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 8:58 am
Oh man. Imagine the commercials for those.
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 5:26 pm
Something about that screams "late-night TV".
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Posted: Sun Aug 20, 2006 11:33 pm
I think all the commercials geared towards guys are shown at night, while the ones geared towards women are aired during the day.
Haha. Infomercials. One bar. One hour of orgasms.
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Posted: Fri Aug 25, 2006 8:29 pm
That sounds like something on a blocked channel... *giggles*
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 1:25 pm
Orgasmobar, patented by Mika. Only available in participating McDonalds restaurants.
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 8:41 pm
*giggles* McDonalds? I'd think that would be more of a Hooters thing...
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Posted: Sat Aug 26, 2006 9:23 pm
It's in the 18+ section of McDonalds you've never heard of. It's the best-kept secret in the country. (You enter through the play pen.)
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 8:24 am
Brilliant! Poor Xumbra-sama is not yet 18, I presume..
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Posted: Sun Aug 27, 2006 1:45 pm
I will be. Then I will be able to enter the 18+ section of McDonalds and eat Mika's patented Orgasmobar. Maybe I can see Ronald McDonald on a hangover.
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Posted: Fri Sep 01, 2006 7:49 pm
Poor me. I have to wait longer.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 5:19 pm
[pats Mika] Don't worry. You, too, will be able to frequent top-secret strip clubs. Soon.
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Posted: Sat Sep 02, 2006 6:10 pm
Does your definition of "soon" cover seven years?
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