[ORP] THE HAREM LIVES!!!! (Status Effect -DD's)

[Eight]

Her phone buzzed and Candace reached into her pocket again to check the text, raising a brow at what it said. This was Dakota's fault? Well..it did explain his lack of breasts as he had run by and groped her.

They'd have to have a talk later.

The phone was put away while she watched Harrison put on the bra, wincing and cringing and biting down on her lip as she watched the way he mistreated his poor, oversized breasts. Candace put a hand against her own with a twinge of sympathy pains. O-ow. She was glad she hadn't even attempted to put on a bra now. H's shirt wasn't made for a woman with...double D breasts. It served as support enough simply by being too tight. It hurt, but she'd deal for now.

"...What kind of personal questions?"  

[Toshihiko Two]

"...Like, personal personal. You know." He pointed warily.  

[Eight]

Candace's expression fell into one of slight discomfort. He wanted..that kind of talk?

Oh god.

"..Come in..." Candace stepped aside, her cheeks flushing as she sighed and closed the door behind her friend. The door was then locked from the inside. No one was going to ******** walk in on her giving Harrison The Talk: Female Edition.  

[Pixie Nyxie]

Dakota stared at the unfamiliar woman who was accusing him of being the Antidote AND the culprit at the now large breasted harem of women in dues.

He got his honks in, knew now to avoid Kat and Sasha cause whatever their problem was, he didn't know and now....

HE WAS ON THE RUN.

"Marcus." Dakota stopped at his Moon bro...Sister? It....Stared down at the boobs and then grinned. If one person would be alright with it. "How about I do this instead?" He leaned down, motorboated MARCUS and then zoidberg'd his way out of there. "SEE YA ON THE FLIP SIDE BRO. NICE BOOBAGE TOO!"

Dakota saluted the group of women before making a run for it.

"Peace out suckahs!" And disappeared into the dues hallways. Where he could hide...who knew.

And then he laughed at the text. God, now every big breasted hunter was going to chase him. It'd totally be hot if it wasn't for their kill him first then use him later.

And what was with the tears?!?! WHY DID THEY CRY!?!? Did they have a major....Ah. Dakota just cringed. Was the whole island suffering from Bitchy PMS?

Zoobey

iStoleYurVamps

 

[Bilious]

Jerry had hoped feeling pretty would make him feel better.

It didn't.

He had hoped he could confide in female friends for support.

He couldn't.

There was only one thing to do. Light glinting off of her glasses ominously, she made the careful limping walk after the direction Dakota had gone. Slow and steady won the race. She wasn't sure what was involved in this antidote, but he was going to get it.  

[chiickadee]

Ami decided that way too many people were showing up. That, and a few of them were starting to give Dakota rather peculiar looks. It wasn't until she looked at her phone that she realized why.

Oh there was no way she was going to be a part of any of this. Everyone else could hunt him down. For now, she was going to her room to take a nice long nap.

AMI OUT.