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"Eat on THIS, a*****e!" C.J. growled as he made a windup and tore all his energy into a powerful swing that could make Cal Ripken a little green with envy. Abolisher must have thought he was hot s**t, but to the Manic Marylander, he was gonna be treated like a fastball!

Meanwhile Blackjack smirked. "To be fair, back then, what I knew was more Evil Dead than the Supernatural. We'd better hop in before that dummy runs us BOTH out of lives!" he growled as he prepped a large, blunderbuss-like gun and cocked it. Looks like the ol' spirit gun was gonna be taken for a ride!

"In retrospect, that's probably what happened to begin with, darlin'." Blackjack drawled as he prepped the spirit gun. "Yeah . . . I think that's where they got it from alright." he said with a smirk as he got ready to jump into the action. Only trouble was, he forgot what happened after he took that swing!

And it was probably within good reason he forgot what happened after the swing.

Abolisher's head snapped back as the bat landed against his face. His neck making a horrifying snap as his head twisted around. The body stumbled back, then stopped. Still standing. The man grunted, and turned his head back around. The bones in his neck snapping and popping as they were forced to move. And he smiled.

"Well... that was a decent hit. I'll give you that mortal." he said in a low purr. "And you even made me drop my weapon." he said.

His sword was still well gripped in his hand though.



At CJ's feet, was a small, glowing orange marble. The "eyes" of Lady Deadpool's mask widened. She had paid attention to enough of the guild's role play to know exactly what that was. That tiny thing was like an atom bomb about ready to go off. Abolisher had used it to try and kill his other god-kin. Nearly succeeded in killing one completely to boot.

Deadpool lept from her hiding spot and tried to get to CJ before it went off. But, too late. The Marble exploded in a fiery blast.

Abolisher stared, looking a bit taken aback himself. "How... you're only mortal. You have no abilities that would let you survive that..."


Lady Deadpool had stopped to stare as well. She stood there for a long moment, before smacking herself in the face. "Hades! Duh. How did I forget about that whole deal with the devil thing? That was the whole reason you... ugh. Alright. Mental note: you're fine. Ignore you and go tear into some zombies." she said, then straightened herself out and pulled out her favorite little automatic.

"That and just being ********' Awesome . . . now hold still, this is gonna hurt a lo-!!!!" he was about to say "Lot!" and beat his a** to an undead pulp when . . .



He got knocked to the ground by . . . . was that a voodoo woman?!

"What the hell?!?" he yelped before he realized something more important. HE WAS ON FIRE!!!

"s**t!!! STOP DROP AND ROLL!!!" he yelped as he rolled on the ground, trying to put out the flames as Blackjack cocked his spirit gun and whistled sharply to get Abolisher's attention.

"Hey, ugly! Let's tango!" he growled as he got ready to blast a hole in Abolisher. Merida could help him . . . yeah, him.

Abolisher turned his attention away as someone new spoke. Yet another mortal had found their way into the Land of the Unliving. Fine. Nothing the Black Lanterns shouldn't be able to handle. There were enough dead coming this way to be able to render these humans limbless if they didn't convert first. And... if worse truely came to worse, Nekron would surely turn his attention away from his captured Queen just long enough to take care of this himself.

The being sneered as he turned his full attention towards Blackjack. "Such a hassle." he hissed, bringing his sword into a more defensive position.



Lady Deadpool, meanwhile, had turned her full attention towards the oncoming hoard of Black Lanterns. CJ had made that deal... he wouldn't be turning into a Black Lantern any time soon. Or... he wouldn't be dying at least. You only became a Black Lantern if you died, right? Or... they could sense if you had died once before... that's how it happened in that one comic arc, right? Nah, those were DC characters. Nekron's claims after death. CJ was from another universe. Didn't work that way, right? His soul belonged to Hades now. No Black Lantern rings coming after his soul, right?

Lady Deadpool kept part of her attention on the group behind her as she laid into the oncoming Black Lanterns. Did... the guy with the halloween war paint just wink at her? Nah... guys normally didn't wink at her. Must have been something in his eye. Though... the crazy ones sometimes winked at her on purpose. The skull war paint was a little crazy.



Abolisher chuckled. "Very well." he said as he pulled his sword back. Black flames slowly began licking the edges of the blade as he moved into position. "Show me what that little toy of yours can do, and I'll see if you burn as well as your friend there."

That explained a thing or two. Voodoo doll stood, dusting her hands off and casting a slightly perturbed stare at Blackjack. He was busted, as soon as he finished off there. Returning her attention to C.J, the woman extended a hand down to him,"Able to stand alright?"

..now to make sure he didn't do something stupid. Merida really didn't feel like having to cast a revival. Her eyes kept wandering back to the other C.J,"So..how did you wind up down here?", she asked, trying to make conversation.