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 Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 6:59 pm
As Kobay connected with him, for a split second there was a slight "tug". It was almost like an Immortal was pulling at the crystal in his chest but much much weaker. The lummox was clearly strong, but compared to Lu he hit like a two year old.
"OH WAIT... SORRY 'BOUT THAT..."
It was quite clear to Kobay that he had made an obvious mistake in his unwarranted assault.
"DAD SAID NEVER TO HIT GIRLS 'CAUSE THEY MAKE BABYS..."
A slight bubble slipped out of his mouth, causing the branch of a nearby tree to eat itself away in an acidic withering motion.
"...AND I KNOW ALL ABOUT THAT."
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:16 pm
“This chapter is ending... Medical Ninja Garou Giving a what the **** look at the two that was trying to capture him made him wish he could have thought his options out more if they were that mentally dumb, regardless Garou decided to silently step back a few steps to prevent himself from getting hit or knocked over. Watching them closely he had a chance to take the two out with one shot of his gunshot jutsu but there was a problem to that, having his chakra reserves nearly empty he was now useless as he could be. Deep down he was hoping to know what was happening to his friend but it was something that he was not going to know, regardless he wanted to power but not for killing other. The ability to saving lives was a power in its own right, one he always followed to the end. Raising his hand he coughed for a second to try and get their focus on the task at hand, hopefully this was not going to kill him at all. but the story never ends.”
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:21 pm
 Junk Ninja Garage
♠ Shuniji FukuAre you ugly?
Shuniji gawked openly, not even bothering to stand. Too much just happened and his brain was still rattling around in his skull from his impromptu gymnastic half-dodge.
He may not have known much more of what was going on than this freak, but Shuniji was smart enough to take the familiar pain in his chest, add it to the unsettling bubbles and realize that this was probably not someone to be taken lightly.
Of course, Shuniji was far too pissed to care.
"WHAT DO GIRLS HAVE TO DO ABOUT IT!? I DON'T SEE ANY ******** GIRLS!! I'M A MAN, YOU MEAT-FOR-BRAINS MORON! YOU WANNA MOCK SOME GUY'S MASCULINITY? GO TAKE IT UP WITH THAT LOSER!" Shuniji pointed emphatically behind Kobay towards where Garou had been standing, "I HAVE AN ECTOMORPHIC BODY TYPE! WHAT'S YOUR EXCUSE!!?" He shouted at the target-turned-third-wheel.
Shuniji rolled up onto his feet and made a grandiose sweep of his arms, while turning his attention back to Kobay.
"Now if you'll excuse me, I've got an intruder that needs to be beaten into paste!!"
It didn't really matter anymore that Garou had already given up. Shuniji needed something to take out his MANLY RAGE on.
...And Garou seemed like a safer bet than Kobay.Mood: Irate
Status: Fuming
Thoughts: "IT KEEPS HAPPENING."  A liar, like me?
A user? A lost soul?
Someone you don't know?
Are you like me?
Are you... ugly?
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:31 pm
"LOOK... PRETTY SURE YOUR A GIRL. DON'T WORRY. MY DAD TOLD ME ABOUT YOUR TYPE. YOU PRETEND YOUR A GUY SO YOU CAN DO KISSY-KISSY WITH OTHER WOMEN... BUT THAT DOESN'T GET YOU PREGNANT. SO, IF YOUR NOT, GETTING PREGNANT TONIGHT WITH SOMEONE ELSE... HOW ABOUT I KNOCK YOU UP AND YOU HAVE GENETICALLY PERFECT BABIES WITH ME? I WON'T TELL ANY OF THE OTHER LADY KISSERS AND YOU GET TO BE PREGNANT WITH MY PERFECT CHILDREN. IT'S A WIN WIN SITUATION."
It was hard to tell was was more mortifying. The fact that Kobay offered took such a prompt, logical statement and ignored it or what he proceeded to offer completely strait-faced and deadpan. For one moment lets forget the fact that he was offering to shack up with a complete stranger who, up until a moment ago, he was trying to murder with zeal.
"OH BUT GOOD NEWS- I DON'T HAVE TO KILL YOU NOW... YEP! THAT GUY OVER THERE IS AAAALLL MINE! ISN'T THAT RIGHT KYANESERU! KYANSERU?!? AWWW SHUCKS I LOST HIM..."
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 7:42 pm
Kyanseru Uchiha
We must avoid....
A moment later the older Uchiha appeared. "Would both of you please, hold your tongues" The words came from the older Uchiha's lips in an odd tone; it was still friendly but with a cold undertone. He was normally a rather happy person but he was on a job now, that changed things. As the Uchiha spoke to the others he formed a single hand sign and a clone appeared next to him; the clone walking over to Garou. "I don't care what it is that you are going to say; be quite and return to the camp with us now. I am giving you the chance to let you go back on your own without us rendering you limbs useless and dragging you back; the decistion is yours to pick"
As the clone did this the Real Kyanseru turned to Shuniji who had just been bowled over by Kobay. "I'm sorry for his... approach with confronting you; he tends to act first and leave the thinking for me to handle" The words sounded slightly mean; but as he said that Kyanseru Patted Kobay slightly on the shoulder, they both had there advantaged and disadvantaged; after all. Kyanseru had relied on Kobay's power more then once in the past. "I can't allow you to leave, I am going to ask you to join us as we return to the camp as well" He said nothing but truth be told at first glimpse Kyanseru had thought Shuniji was a girl as well. After all he had long hair; and wore slightly feminine clothing; wait... that sounded slightly like himself....
....Unnecessary bloodshed
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:01 pm
“This chapter is ending... Medical Ninja Garou Watching the argument silently for a moment garou witnessed another uchiha come into play, this one at least looked wise and capable to talk too. watching for a moment he witnessed a clone raise up appearing before garou who was just standing there and listened to what the older uchiha had to say about his appearance, remarkably he was allowing garou to walk back to their camp at his own free will. Nodding to the older uchiha garou understood the terms and was going to follow it accordingly, turning his back to the uchiha facing the enemy camp as he spoke. " I understand sir. " spoke Garou willing walking back to the enemy camp making no sudden movements at all. but the story never ends.”
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:01 pm
  Ryuu Uchiha Check... What the hell? Really? He ordered Kobay and Kyanseru to finish off the worm that he had been fighting? No. It wasn't going to happen like that, you don't do that, you don't go and give away an enemy after the superior fighter was ready to kill.
"I'm going too."
With that the rather pissed Ryuu left the sight of the Clan Leader and the one he seemed to be worshiping. It took a moment for Ryuu to gather what direction everyone had gone, but once he found out where they were he sped off.
and mate...
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:03 pm
Junk Ninja Garage
♠ Shuniji FukuAre you ugly?
Shuniji stumbled mid-charge in Garou's direction. He... He had no words. Shuniji ******** Fuku had been rendered speechless. He stood quietly for a moment. There were a couple instances in which he appeared about to speak, but thought otherwise.
Finally, he spoke.
"...I am Shuniji Fuku. I am a jounin of Sound Village. I've flayed the skin of fellow humans, come face-to-face with the Otokage, fought numerous demons, narrowly avoided prison rape, been set on fire at least three times, and you, YOU, SIR, are HORRIFYING."
Not even Shuniji was sure what to say next, but the group was thankfully interrupted by a fourth person. Shuniji numbly registered that this man must've been "Kyanseru" and that he and his creeper compatriot were of the Uchiha alignment.
Shuniji twitched.
"YOU'VE GOTTA BE ******** KIDDING ME. OF EVERYONE HERE I'M THE ONE BEING CALLED A LESBIAN? DAMNIT, WHY AM I EVEN WEARING THESE PANTS?! NO WOMAN HAS HIPS THIS NARROW."
He snarled at Kyanseru. "Tch. It's not your orders I'm following, but if you get it through his," he gestured tightly to Kobay, as though afraid of catching some sort of contaminant, "Thick skull that I'm not, I REPEAT: NOT a woman, then I'll go quietly."
Shuniji glowered unflinchingly and muttered something about the width of his shoulders and his height. True, he was the second-tallest person in the area, but it was technically due to his platform boots.Mood: Irate
Status: Fuming
Thoughts: "If someone cracks a PMS joke, I'm eating their face." A liar, like me?
A user? A lost soul?
Someone you don't know?
Are you like me?
Are you... ugly?
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:18 pm
Kobay simply nodded when his partner arrived,
"AWWW SHUCKS. DIDN'T UNDERSTAND A LOT OF THAT, BUT I APPRECIATE THE PART WHERE YOU COMPARED ME TO A ... OTA...KAKA... OR WHATEVER... BUT YOUR PROBABLY RIGHT. I WOULDN'T WANT A GIRL WITH HIPS LIKE YOURS. YOUR ONLY GOOD FOR POPING ONE BEFORE YOUR SPENT. I'M THE KINDA BREEDING STOCK THAT NEEDS MILEAGE ON A WOMAN. I'M GONNA HAVE TA' TURN YOU DOWN FOR YOUR OWN SAFETY."
Kobay turned and fell instep behind Garou. No use letting the prisoner get away.... wait he wasn't a girl right? The other one had hinted that he might be... and if that Sound guy was the less-ee-ian type... maybe this one was too...
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:26 pm
Kyanseru Uchiha
We must avoid....
The clone of Kyanseru follow behind Garou and Kobay; staying far enough behind that if the ninja tried to run he would have enough time to react accordingly. "When we get back to the camp we you will speak with the Daimyo; he has requested your return" The way the Older Uchiha Spoke made it sound as though the ninja had a say in the matter but it was well known that, that was in no way the case. "Kobay please try to avoid arguments like that in the past when we meet people for the first time, understand?" The clone said to Kobay we they returned to the camp.
As this happened the Real Kyanseru walked up to Shun and bowed slightly; he had done nothing against them yet so even though he was not an Uchiha he was also not a foe in his mind; he was neutral grounds at the moment. "Thank you for co-operating, this way" As he said that the Older Uchiha made the hand motions to allow Shuniji through. "I take it from how you spoke of him; the Otokage" Although he said it correctly it was very clear it was a weird word for the Uchiha; like trying to speak a different language or trying to say something with a different accent. "The Otokage is your leader?" He asked as he walked along side the sound ninja.
Seeing as how the group was walking rather then sprinting back to the camp it would take a few minutes to get back to there camp site, allowing for at least a small bit of conversation.
....Unnecessary bloodshed
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 8:52 pm
Theme
♠ Shuniji FukuAre you ugly?
Shuniji's glare intensified eightfold. Kyanseru had oh-so-diplomatically said absolutely nothing with regards to rectifying Shuniji's wounded male pride.
"FINE. NOISY WAY IT IS."
A tiny part of Shuniji was relieved. He probably wouldn't have been able to keep quiet the whole trip back anyway.
As they walked, Shuniji jerked his head towards Kyanseru--caught between still pissed at him for before, but slightly pleased that he was being asked a question. Still, he made sure to appear as haughty as possible before responding.
"Yeah--Lord Otokage is the head of the Village Hidden in the Sound, like the name implies: Oto. Kage." Shuniji moved his fingers like metronomes when he spoke.
"I take it you guys know the gist of what's going down already? I figure news doesn't take long to spread when there's so few of you left."Mood: Still pretty irate
Status: (Still) Fuming
Thoughts: "Would mentioning I do like women make the situation better or worse?" A liar, like me?
A user? A lost soul?
Someone you don't know?
Are you like me?
Are you... ugly?
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:04 pm
As the group neared the encampment, they could see the Otokage drawing closer and the circle of ninja sliding in behind them like some living hangman's noose.
Kobay... however was more interested in something else. First looking to the right and then to the left, Kobay made sure the coast was clear. He placed his head next to Garou and cupped his hand to his mouth to attempt to whisper covertly to the Leaf ninja. (Of course his whisper was more like regular talking...)
"OK... IF YOUR A GUY... AND NOT A LESBIAN... DISREGARD THIS...
I AM KOBAY. I AM A VERY FERTILE MAN. I HAVE THE POTENTIAL TO SPREAD MY GENETICALLY PERFECT SEED INTO YOUR WOMB... BEFORE YOU DIE WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE PREGNANT FOR NINE MONTHS WITH MY AWESOME CHILDREN..."
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:07 pm
Kyanseru Uchiha
We must avoid....
As they walked Kyanseru listeed to what it was that Shuniji had said. "You must understand. We are not from here; so Until you spoke its name I didn't even know there was a Village Hidden in the sound. I only knew of one a few days from here; and that is no longer standing" The Uchiha said as they continued there walk. "And what do you mean; so few of you?" He asked looking at at the Sound ninja. As he asked that the group passed through the tree line and entered the large camp; easily large enough to be called almost a small village in itself. "Our Numbers have fallen but as you can see its not like there are only 2 or 3 of us left" As he said that They continued to follow the Clone and the others who were being led to the Daimyo.
"Also; the group that charged in here before; they had the ability to control Water and Earth; do the Shinobi from this continent have the ability to control all the elements?" Up until he had seen the earth and water Jutsu of the Anbu; he didn't think it was possible for the other elements to be controlled. However before he could get an answer from Shuniji both the Real Kyanseru and the clone slammed there palm into there face as they heard Kobay 'whisper' to the Masked ninja. "Kobay....."
"Also I take it your Otokage is in the area, there is a rather large chakra source in the area, and I know for a fact it is not coming from the Daimyo" Kyanseru wanted to make sure that the chakra signatures around them were in fact Shuniji's group and not another group of Masked ninja.
....Unnecessary bloodshed
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Posted: Thu Apr 28, 2011 9:14 pm
Ryuu Uchiha Check... Kobay wasn't as crazy and well, hard to plan around as everyone thought, well he was definitely four kinds of crazy but the second he cupped his hand around Garou's ear Ryuu sprang into action; the Uchiha sprinted up one of the few remaining trees in the area (possibly the one Kobay jumped off from) and as he neared the top he mustered as much strength in his legs then pushed off. He was launched further into the air above the group, but didn't make a sound until he began his descent.
"YOU PIECE OF s**t! I'LL MAKE YOU WISH YOU DIED IN MY FLAMES!"
His face was fully red again, the rage continuing to flow through his mind and body. Then in a reminiscent sort of imitation of his rather large, muscle bound clan member and began a full dive-bomb on top of their prisoner. Though, in comparison, Ryuu was at least 1/3 the weight of Kobay, but while the damage itself would be smaller, it would still hurt like hell when Ryuu's fist collided with Garou's chest. and mate...
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