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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:46 am

More non Gaian fun:

Angie: Chris couldn't get a date to save his life.
Chris: Nah, I got too permenant dates. Girls, meet Anna *holds up left hand* and George. *holds up right hand* (this was after teasing him about maybe being gay for a couple hours)
Angie: So are you right or left handed then?
Chris: *chokes on his water* I mean this is Anna *holds up right hand* and this is George. *holds up left hand*
Angie: So you're left handed then?
Chris: Well, you didn't let me finish, it's Georgia. She's got a southern accent. *mimes talking with left hand* Hey, ya'll Chris is straight, I swear.

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 7:58 am

Trying to get my sister out to the bar with us:

Carissa: Holly (my sis), you SO need to come to PM's (teh bar) with us.
Holly: Why you going there?
Carissa: Cause they have the best fries in town AND they're dirt cheap.
Holly: Fries sound good! Why are they so good? Are they seasoned or somethng.
Carissa: No, they are just perfect, the best.... amazing.... damn, Angie, help me out.
Angie: They are like potato orgasms in your mouth.
Holly: I am so there then!
Carissa: Really?
Holly: No, but you make sure you have one for me!
Carissa: oh, I'm make sure I have a big one just for you. Cause I know how much you enjoy those big...... fry orgasms!?!???
Holly: I don't think fries would be the first thing that came to mind when I thought of sex......
Angie: Oh, but after you've had these they will be.

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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 8:08 am

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Trying to get my sister out to the bar with us:

Carissa: Holly (my sis), you SO need to come to PM's (teh bar) with us.
Holly: Why you going there?
Carissa: Cause they have the best fries in town AND they're dirt cheap.
Holly: Fries sound good! Why are they so good? Are they seasoned or somethng.
Carissa: No, they are just perfect, the best.... amazing.... damn, Angie, help me out.
Angie: They are like potato orgasms in your mouth.
Holly: I am so there then!
Carissa: Really?
Holly: No, but you make sure you have one for me!
Carissa: oh, I'm make sure I have a big one just for you. Cause I know how much you enjoy those big...... fry orgasms!?!???
Holly: I don't think fries would be the first thing that came to mind when I thought of sex......
Angie: Oh, but after you've had these they will be.

ROTFLMFAO!!!!!!!!

Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 5:45 pm

My best friend and I playing literati on yahoo messenger xD
She said how I put "firm" two times is cheap...indeed it is surprised

lil_valerie_05 : cheap
kawaiiddrbunny: xD
kawaiiddrbunny: how is it?
lil_valerie_05 : firm
kawaiiddrbunny: lmfao
kawaiiddrbunny: your mommy is firm
kawaiiddrbunny: (:
lil_valerie_05 : ROFL
lil_valerie_05 : EW
lil_valerie_05 : EMARF
kawaiiddrbunny: PIS

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Posted: Fri Mar 04, 2005 6:25 pm

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Yes...I was waiting for the damn "v" so I can put up viagra.

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:32 pm

[screennamecutout]: when u gonna cut ur hair
Psycho en Grey: that was random..
[screennamecutout]: but ur hair is like up 2 ur knee
[screennamecutout]: RAYpazaul
[screennamecutout]: the fairy tale with the girl with long hair stuck in a tower by a dragon
AznImperialX: n knights Saves U
[screennamecutout]: how long u gonna keep it?
[screennamecutout]: u will have 2 cut it eventually or it will drag on the Floor
Psycho en Grey: D:
[screennamecutout]: lol n ppl would step on it

xD he wants me to cut my hair...and later says to spike it up like average asian boys' >>;;

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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:44 pm

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[screennamecutout]: when u gonna cut ur hair
Psycho en Grey: that was random..
[screennamecutout]: but ur hair is like up 2 ur knee
[screennamecutout]: RAYpazaul
[screennamecutout]: the fairy tale with the girl with long hair stuck in a tower by a dragon
[screennamecutout]: n knights Saves U
[screennamecutout]: how long u gonna keep it?
[screennamecutout]: u will have 2 cut it eventually or it will drag on the Floor
Psycho en Grey: D:
[screennamecutout]: lol n ppl would step on it

xD he wants me to cut my hair...and later says to spike it up like average asian boys' >>;;

Your an Asian Boy?

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:45 pm

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[screennamecutout]: when u gonna cut ur hair
Psycho en Grey: that was random..
[screennamecutout]: but ur hair is like up 2 ur knee
[screennamecutout]: RAYpazaul
[screennamecutout]: the fairy tale with the girl with long hair stuck in a tower by a dragon
[screennamecutout]: n knights Saves U
[screennamecutout]: how long u gonna keep it?
[screennamecutout]: u will have 2 cut it eventually or it will drag on the Floor
Psycho en Grey: D:
[screennamecutout]: lol n ppl would step on it

xD he wants me to cut my hair...and later says to spike it up like average asian boys' >>;;

Your an Asian Boy?

Yep surprised I thought you knew D:

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Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:48 pm

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[screennamecutout]: when u gonna cut ur hair
Psycho en Grey: that was random..
[screennamecutout]: but ur hair is like up 2 ur knee
[screennamecutout]: RAYpazaul
[screennamecutout]: the fairy tale with the girl with long hair stuck in a tower by a dragon
[screennamecutout]: n knights Saves U
[screennamecutout]: how long u gonna keep it?
[screennamecutout]: u will have 2 cut it eventually or it will drag on the Floor
Psycho en Grey: D:
[screennamecutout]: lol n ppl would step on it

xD he wants me to cut my hair...and later says to spike it up like average asian boys' >>;;

Your an Asian Boy?

Yep surprised I thought you knew D:

Wha-wha?

Posted: Sun Mar 06, 2005 6:57 pm

Ryan: So, how was teh play last night?
Carissa: Good, we thought of you during it.
Ryan: Oh?
Carissa: There was a guy in a wolf costume and we thought about how you'd be making furry jokes if you had joined us.
Ryan: I don't think it's a good thing that you associate furries with me.
Carissa: Well maybe you shouldn't talk about them all the time.
Ryan: I only talk about them when people ask me to.
Carissa: And when has ANYONE EVER asked you to?
Ryan: Angie mentioned Narnia at tea night.
Carissa: Yes, cause Angie mentioning Narnia translates to: "OMG RYAN PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE, TALK ABOUT FURRIES RIGHT NOW!!! THEY ARE MY FAVE SUBJECT EVER!!!"
Ryan: I deserved that.
Carissa: Yes, yes you did.

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 9:12 am

I LAUGHED SO FREAKING HARD WHEN I SEEN THIS

DO NOT SCROLL DOWN QUICKLY. READ IT ALL BEFORE GOING DOWN

Nori Chan

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Of course you were exspecting people to look at it right? People who don't lke rap right? Yes. Abviously there is no way I can post without offending you. I'm not trying to, but it seems that everything I say makes anouther arguement.

This thread asks for people to provide evidence that rap isn't music and is nothing but crap. I'm sure tons of rap haters have skipped over this thread because they felt they didn't need to justify their opinion.

Meh I bet someone some how did prove it was crap and they still got yelled out this thread may as well be called, "RAP IS CRAP? PROVE THAT s**t AND EVEN IF YOU DO WELL STILL CALL YOU A IDIOT AND SAY YOUR WRONG BECAUSE IT'S ARE WAY OR THE HIGH WAY! wink

no...no.... hasn't happened

stare erm so you've read all more then 1000 pages and you can prove it and yes over 1000 this thread got deleted before it says so on the first post. If you have then you have know life

Ho gawd, shut the ******** up.

Maybe Lil Jon will be a bit more eloquent for me.

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(NSFF5 revival!)

That made me giggle.

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 12:54 pm

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Ho gawd, shut the ******** up.

Maybe Lil Jon will be a bit more eloquent for me.

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ROFL xd xd xd AHH SKEET SKEET SKEET

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:39 pm

BrollyTheDarkGod: the fact that WTF WOULD YOU NEED IT FOR
po0nka: yall want that sandwitch dont yall
BrollyTheDarkGod: lmfao
po0nka: mp3
po0nka: dvd
po0nka: c3po
BrollyTheDarkGod: nintendo DS can FRY CHICKEN b***h
po0nka: lol
po0nka: lmao
po0nka: star wars
BrollyTheDarkGod: ;D
BrollyTheDarkGod: mp3
BrollyTheDarkGod: AKA Computer
po0nka: BrollyTheDarkGod: nintendo DS can FRY CHICKEN b***h

BrollyTheDarkGod: DVD AKA PS2 XBOX
po0nka: lmfao
BrollyTheDarkGod: c3po AKA COMPUTER
BrollyTheDarkGod: Star wars AKA computer Xbox gamecube Ps2
BrollyTheDarkGod: NINTENDO DS AND A FRYING PAN IS STILL THE ONLY THINGS THAT CAN FRYC CHICKEN!

Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:43 pm

me and my sister are on holidays in Greece in a hotel room. she comes out of the bathroom half nekkid

my sis: Gimmie that
I : give you what?
my sis: that, please
I : what that?
my sis: that that
I : that where?
my sis: there
I : where there?
my sis: oh, there!
I : but what?!
my sis: that, gimmie that!
I : but WHAT that?
my sis: that what is there..
I : uh....

She wanted me to give her body lotion...

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Posted: Tue Mar 08, 2005 1:52 pm

[15:36] Pangie: i just got a massage (they have them for cheap at work... APPLY HERE, DAMMIT!) and she does this thing where my a** shakes back and forth
[15:36] Pangie: and she does it a lot, lol
[15:36] Carissa: lol
[15:37] Pangie: it's $6.50 per 15 minutes
[15:37] Carissa: nice
[15:37] Carissa: cheap
[15:38] Pangie: yeah
[15:38] Pangie: and she's good
[15:38] Pangie: even if she likes to see my a** shake wink
[15:38] Carissa: lol, who wouldn't want to see your sexy a** shake? biggrin
[15:39] Pangie: :$ ([15:39] Pangie: (A) ([15:39] Pangie: i was torn between the two smiles wink
[15:39] Pangie: they need a blushing angel
[15:39] Carissa: hahaha
[15:40] Carissa: awesome
[15:40] Carissa: they also need an angel with devil horns.....
[15:42] Pangie: hahahaha
[15:42] Carissa: I'd use that CONSTANTLY!
[15:43] Pangie: lol, it's be like (CARISSA) for what the code is wink
[15:43] Carissa: lol, awesome
[15:43] Pangie: biggrin
[15:44] Carissa: aubray told me she was going to get me drunk and take advantage of me last night wink
[15:46] Pangie: hahaha
[15:48] Carissa: if I'd have been quicker i would have told her she didn't need the booze (a) (< angel icon)
[15:48] Carissa: or should I say (CARISSA)

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