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 Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 2:42 pm
Granted, you pass out where you are, fall to the ground, and get a concussion.
I wish I had a rusty, feces-smeared hatchet that I could keep in my back pocket.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:43 pm
Nymphiedora Granted, you pass out where you are, fall to the ground, and get a concussion.
I wish I had a rusty, feces-smeared hatchet that I could keep in my back pocket. Granted, but some weirdo wants it more than you and kills you for it. I wish I could come up with a wish more gross than that last one.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 6:47 pm
Granted, but it happens to you.
I wish to be able to be in the TV show House.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 7:21 pm
Granted, and they're even going to name a new disease after you! After you catch it from their loaned hospital equipment and go to the real hospital, and guess what? Dr. House ain't real!
I wish we would have a big thunderstorm that knocks out the power in the tri-state area.
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Posted: Sun May 02, 2010 8:10 pm
Granted. You get hit by the lightening that accompanies the storm.
I wish I could clean my room by snapping, like Mary Poppins does.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:39 am
  Granted, but you had important papers and now they've disappeared into the magical abyss. I wish I was a sim. 
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 12:58 pm
Granted, but your evil overlord finds some new and creative way to kill you.
I wish my copy of Sims 3 still worked.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:07 pm
Granted, but your computer doesnt.
I wish I had turkey in my tummy.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:24 pm
Granted, but human physiology does not allow for an entire country to be present in your intestine. You burst open.
I wish I could find a place to live before the fall.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:44 pm
Granted, then your fall comes and you break your leg. The place you live has no elevator and you're on the 16th floor.
(LOL SEE WHAT I DID THERE?? I changed fall from a season to falling down XDD)
I wish I was a humpback whale.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 1:46 pm
Granted, but Ishmael has mistaken you for his great white prize and harpoons you dead. I wish it was August.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:12 pm
Granted, but it is august 31st, 11:59:59 PM.
I wish my apartments water pressure would stop fluctuating.
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 4:14 pm
Granted, but now you have no water pressure at all.
I wish it would cool down. gonk
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Posted: Mon May 03, 2010 5:08 pm
Granted, but the subarctic temperature kills you.
I wish I had a laundry machine.
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Posted: Sun May 16, 2010 12:58 pm
granted, but it shrinks all of your clothes whenever you use it. I wish I had a cake.
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