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 Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 11:42 am
Granted, you no longer have a nose.
I wish my chair performed massages.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:10 pm
Granted. It also performs in a band, so it's out at a gig or rehearsal nearly every night. Have fun with no chair.
I wish that cupid guy in the header would disappear.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:42 pm
Granted, he disappears from the header. But haunts your dreams
I wish that one install was enough.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:23 pm
Granted, it was enough to install a virus that crashes your computer (you should be more specific next time)
I wish I would recover quickly from getting my wisdom teeth out
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:11 am
Granted, but they grow back and they cause your teeth to get all out of whack.
(I have to get mine out sometime, they grew in at a weird angle, kinda messed up my perfect teeth)
I wish I wasn't so ticklish.
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Posted: Mon Feb 15, 2010 10:14 am
You can no longer feel anything
I wish there wasn't so much snow.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 9:08 pm
Granted. The world is on fire.
I wish I were a few years older.
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Posted: Wed Feb 17, 2010 1:02 pm
hi, grandma.
I wish I had some money to buy more music
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:58 am
Granted, now you have no money for food or shelter. And your iPod dies.
I wish my mouse had a proper scroll wheel.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:31 pm
Granted, but then you spill glue on it
I wish pokemon were real smile
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 2:55 pm
you get eaten by a gyarados
I wish I had something to do on thursdays
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:24 pm
Congratulations, you get to wash the toilets in the boys locker room!
I wish there was more Dr. Who in my hands!
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 8:56 pm
You sick groper, you.
I wish I had a two-foot-tall pet dragon.
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Posted: Thu Feb 18, 2010 11:58 pm
Luck you! you've got me! I only had to shrink myself! think of what a terror I will become! MWAHAHAHAHA!
I wish for the power over Air.
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Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 4:39 pm
The power over air? Oh, you mean outside the atmosphere? Okay, you get to be a living sun and scorch anything within two hundred feet of you!
I wish I were Dory. Just keep swimming!
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