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The Drunken Stupor
This has its advantages and disadvantages.
All drunken boxing attacks are more powerful then done if sober.
Attacks seem random and are very hard to block or dodge.
Becomes very limber; giving a drunken boxer a greater chance to dodge.
Unable to do any jutsus while drunk. (Weaving hand seals become’s too complex.)

The Hangover
(This is what happens when you have a hangover.)
Severe headaches.
Stomach pains.
Sensitivity to light and sounds.
Sluggish movements.

Ranks
Buzz Brawler.
Drunk for last three posts.
obtain at Genin

Tipsy fighter.
Drunk last for five posts.
Obtain at Chuunin


Drunken Boxer
Drunk last for seven post
Obtain at Jounin


Drunken master
Drunk last for eight post
Obtain at Kage or Sannin.


Name: Breaking wind
Rank: E
Element: N/A
Description: This is exactly what it sounds like. The user farts, creating a cloud of noxious fumes, that will make most people draw back. This also helps by giving the user one more post to their drunken state.

Name: Water to wine no jutsu
Rank: E
Element: Chakra
Description: This is a very simple jutsu for any drunken boxer. The user is proficient in making alcohol (they can take a bottle of water and infuse it with chakra.) Fermenting the water and turning into 100 percent sake… (Yum)

Name: Iron Jug
Rank: D
Element: Taijutsu
Description: This is another simple attack, infusing chakra into the jug making it as hard as iron. The user will smack the opponent in the head, without damaging their jug.

Name: Hung out to dry
Rank: D
Element: Taijutsu
Description: This is a clothes line, that if it hits its opponent, they will be knocked down for a single post. (Or a single paragraph for our better Rper *looks at the screen* yeah you know who I am talking to.)

Name: Numb Drunk
Rank: D
Element: Taijutsu
Description: During drunken state, the user can focus his body into becoming immune to low rank Taijutsu attack. If hit by projectile weapons, the attack will still do bodily damage to the user, but they will not feel it until after the jutsu wears off. (Last for 4 post. Two post if you are a Buzz Brawler.)

Name: Grizz cub got into the wine.
Rank: C
Element: Taijutsu
Description: This is more of a counter to an attack. The opponent throws a kick at the Drunken Boxer, who can catch the kick with their own leg. This happens when the opponent kicks and the user fold their leg over their opponent’s, with the opponent's leg trapped where the back of the Drunken Boxers knee is. As the opponent is trapped, the drunken boxer can only strike three times before they have to let go. These strikes aren't powerful, but they do hurt.

Name: Spin the bottle
Rank: C
Description: User rolls their opponent in their arms, like a butter churn, than gives the opponent a big wet kiss at the end. To understand how this works, hold out your hands like you are making yourself a human basketball hoop. That is the position for spin the bottle.

Name: Wobbly whip
Rank: C
Element: Taijutsu
Description: This is similar to the ‘Hung out to dry’ attack. This attack is much faster and does more damage than ‘hung out to dry’. If this attack lands then the opponent is knocked down for 2 posts (Or two paragraphs for the better rpers))

Name: Drinking song
Rank: C
Element: N/A
Description: The user will sing a drunken song. In doing so this will infuriate opponents, while giving the user a speed boost. (Note: This will not give the user a massive speed boost; but the rate of punches and attacks do become slightly faster.)

Name: Drunken Ogre belches
Rank: B
Element: N/A
Description: The user, while drunk, will belch within close proximity of their opponent. The belch is so filled with wine toxin, that it will intoxicate the opponent for two posts. One will be where the opponent is drunk, the other post will have them feeling the effects of a mild hangover (Mild headache sore muscles sluggish movements.)

Stumbling Elephant
Rank: B
Element: Taijutsu
Description: User stumbles around, throwing his weight into his movement. If the users stumbles into an opponent, it can knock them off balance, knock them down or even knock the opponent out. This can also knock down heavy structure such as walls and trees so be careful when using this, it can be hazardous to the user as well.

Name: Dumb Drunk
Rank: B
Element Taijutsu
Description: This is the second level to the previous ‘Numb Drunk’. This time, how ever the user will not be effect by any taijutsu under its own rank. (Meaning C rank or lower will have no effect) The same rules do apply to sharp edge weapons which do damage, but the user will not feel it until the hangover is in effect. (This last for six posts. Three if you are a Buzz Brawler.)

Name: Bear drunk on honey
Rank: A
Element: Taijutsu
Description: User pulls their opponent into a bear hug. Gripping tightly; the user can stop their opponent from breathing and will fracture ribs if held for a short time.

Name: Grizzly hugs his other
Rank: A
Element: Taijutsu
Description: This it the second part to Bear drunk on honey. The grip tightens and this will break ribs. If this attack isn't broken in a full post, then the user will be able to break their opponent’s spine.

Name: Tiger punches at ghost
Rank: A
Element: Taijutsu
Description: In their hallucinogenic state, a Drunken Boxer can see invisible, ethereal, high speed movement they can track and even strike at their opponent. (Note: This is NOT like Sharingan or Byakugan. It can't be use constantly; only for four post. This doesn't mean that the user will be able to hit there opponent either. Just be able to strike at them.))