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 Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 12:51 pm
LadyAnnabelle13 Animoil16 did my two favorite, lol. The gay ostrich one and the long 25-year-old one. I laughed so hard on that one blaugh it's animoil6, not animoil16 razz
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:09 pm
Stranger: GIRL WITH CAM?
You: PEANUT WITH LEMON?
Stranger: lol
Stranger: nicee one
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
You: do I know you?
Stranger: idk
You: OMG DADDY biggrin
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: wait a sec
Stranger: ok
You: did YOU take my legos?
Stranger: no
Stranger: im 26
You: 62?
Stranger: and im married and im pregnant
Stranger: im 26
Stranger: how old r u %?
Stranger: 5**
You: 3.141592654
Stranger: ok
Stranger: then
Stranger: hello
Stranger: im pregnant
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hı
You: welcome back, my son
Stranger: hey boy
Stranger: whats up?
Stranger: asl
You: 3.141592654, both, a little boys bedroom
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: is it you?
You: my sexy lemur?
Stranger: m or f
You: both
Stranger: male
Stranger: 25
Stranger: u
You: wow, you never give up, do you?
Stranger: have you msn?*
You: how many little boys did you molest at 5pm?
Stranger: ok
Stranger: bey
You: 94?
You: 63?
You: five and a half?
You: you molested half of a boy?
You: I'm leaving, my hideous pervert
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 1:41 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 2:20 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:00 pm
I annoy people.
You: GIMME SOUL!!!
Stranger: ew cheese?
You: I dunno, just gimme
Stranger: *hands you sole of shoe*
You: Dammit, other type of soul
Stranger: bwhahahaha
You: LET ME FEAST ON YOUR SOUL!!!
Stranger: damn it nooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Stranger: noooooooooooooooooo damn itttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt
You: yesh!!!
You: I need soul
Stranger: let me ask u something
You: what?
Stranger: do you play neopets?
You: wait
You: I used to
Stranger: really?
You: for any more questions, you must answer my questions three
Stranger: ok
You: waht is my name?
Stranger: stranger
Stranger: x3
You: hace you seen my body? *is bodiless*
Stranger: nooooooooooooooo i havent
You: Lat. Do I love Love?
Stranger: iddddddddkkkkkkkkkkkkkk
You: guess, dumass
Stranger: look whos talkin
Stranger: razz
You: you meany!!!
You: *mace in face*
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:16 pm
you:hi
stranger:hey
you:hiya
stranger:hola
you:shut up whore copycat!
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:21 pm
I scared 'im.
You: BOO
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:23 pm
Stranger: heyy
You: Oh, it is you of the double Y.
You: I was wondering when I would see you again.
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:25 pm
You: so...
Stranger: hi m or f
You: ambigene
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xd
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:44 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
Didn't even say hi crying
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:54 pm
 I think this one was actually pretty successful!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hi
Stranger: asl
You: What are you buying, stranger?
Stranger: ummm
Stranger: nuthin
Stranger: just killing some time
You: Oh.
You: Well, no loitering outside the shop.
Stranger: what shop neutral
You: My shop.
You: The one you are in.
You: Right now.
You: Duh.
Stranger: what do you sell ?
You: Everything you need to fight zombies.
Stranger: wooohhhoo
Stranger: garlic ?
You: No.
You: That's next door.
You: At the Slayer's Emporium
You: This is Apocolypse Now
Stranger: i thoght zombies cant be killed
You: Yes they can.
You: You just need the right tools
You: Such as this little beauty.
Stranger: what is this
You: She can fire 100 rounds a minute.
You: And also doubles as a cigarette lighter.
Stranger: WOW biggrin
You: biggrin
Stranger: is that even legal
You: No.
You: I do not think so.
You: But who cares.
You: > biggrin
Stranger: true
Stranger: no zombies here
Stranger: i think i wont need thos
You: Well.
You: Maybe you should try next door.
You: For all your vampire slaying needs.
You: Or perhaps you're the questing type.
You: Pot o' Gold has all your questing gear.
Stranger: LOL
You: SRS BSNS
Stranger: i hate super ball do you have somthin for killing that ?
You: No.
You: You want Haters' Hut for that.
You: All I sell is zombie apocalypse supplies.
Stranger: they are closed sad for the SUPERBALL too X(
You: Hm.
You: Break in.
You: They don't mind.
You: Just leave the money on the counter.
You: Tell them I sent you.
Stranger: good idea
Stranger: have you ever met a zombie ?
You: Yes.
You: He didn't live long enough to tell the tale of meeting me.
You: I am the great ZOOG!
Stranger: no zombie friends then
You: No.
You: Never.
Stranger: just clean the earth from them
You: Yes.
Stranger: impressive .
You: I have dedicated my life to ridding the earth of zombies.
Stranger: what if you met a baby zombie ?? would you kill her too ?
You: Yes.
You: I never show mercy.
You: If my own mother was turned into a zombie, I'd kill her.
You: Better to be dead than a zombie.
Stranger: sad even if it was the cutest adorably little thing ever ?
You: Yes.
You: Cuteness often hides evil.
Stranger: no cure for zombieness sad ?
You: If there is, I haven't heard of it.
Stranger: why dont you look for one biggrin
You: I have all the cure I need, right here in my gun.
Stranger: you work neat them all the time
Stranger: but what if one day the love of your life got a zombie bite
You: She would want me to kill her.
Stranger: sad wouldnt you rather cure her
You: But there is no cure.
You: Besides, I like shooting things.
You: > biggrin
Stranger: starting looking for one man sad you wont like shooting your wife/girl friend
You: Ah, I can't get married anyway.
Stranger: neutral why is thaaat
You: I have a rare blood disease.
Stranger: omg
You: It inhibits all emotions except RAAAAAGE.
Stranger: iam so sorry for you sad
You: But rage is all I need.
Stranger: oh neutral iam really sorry for you
Stranger: although it would be great not feeling sad
You: Yes.
You: And taking drugs is just awesome.
You: All the RAAAAAAAGE just builds up and explodes.
Stranger: but love ?happiness ?
You: No thanks.
Stranger: what if you Rage came on Humens too neutral
You: No.
You: A curious thing about this blood disease, the rage only focuses on zombies.
You: That's why I devoted my life to their extermination.
You: Did you hear me, Sir?
You: EXTERMINATION.
Stranger: iam a miss
You: Oh.
You: I mistook you for a sir under that large shady trench coat.
Stranger: yea its a heavy snow out there razz
You: Perfect weather for the zombies to come out.
You: ...
Stranger: but have you ever try to look for a cure to this blood disease ?
You: No.
You: I don't need one.
You: I like the feeling of the rage.
Stranger: but you do
You: RAAAAAAAAAAAAAGE.
You: > neutral
Stranger: you like it cuz you never felt love b4
You: I need the rage
You: It helps in the biz.
You: Love would only get in the way.
Stranger: but life is not all about biznis
You: It is inconvenient.
You: My life is all business.
You: It must be.
Stranger: you have no family or friends ?
You: I have no time for that.
You: I must be vigilant.
Stranger: wont you want to have a child that take your name after you
You: I am the only one who stands between humans and the coming apocalypse.
You: I do not need more than that.
Stranger: sad may god be with you
You: God has deserted me.
You: God has deserted us all.
You: ...
You: HOLY s**t A ZOMBIE!
You: OUTSIDE!
Stranger: OMG
You: RUN!
Stranger: where shoud i hide neutral
You: BEFORE IT GETS YOU!
You: IN THE CELLAR!
Stranger: >>>
You: I'll deal with this zombie.
Stranger: wheres your gun neutral neutral neutral |
You: I got's it.
You: Right here.
You: *hefts gun*
You: ITS COMING INSIDE!
Stranger: x''''(
You: D:<
Stranger: OOOMMMGGGG
You: DIE ZOMBIE!
You: > biggrin
You: OH GOD!
You: IT'S GOT ME!
You: IT'S CHEWING MY ARM OFF!
You: SAVE YOURSELF!
Stranger: do i have to kill you now :''''(
You: YES!
You: YES, KILL ME!
You: BEFORE I TURN INTO ONE OF THEM.
Stranger: Dieeee straangeer
Stranger: Dieeeee
Stranger: BAAANG
You: *DIES*
Stranger: BAAANG
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 4:57 pm
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 7:34 pm
Yeah, I know I'm beating the Dirty Hungarian Phrasebook to death, but it's seriously great:
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmm?
Stranger: asl?
Stranger: i have no idea what u said
You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!
Stranger: excuse me?
You: You have beautiful thighs.
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmm ?????????
You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Stranger: ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
You: I am no longer infected.
Stranger: ok im sorry but im gonna disconnect
Stranger: unlessssss wait ur weird
Stranger: haha
You: You great poof!
Stranger: wow u must be a weirdo
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:00 pm
Lmao that's friggin addictive!! xd
My most recent convo:
Stranger: Hello there.
You: Hi.
Stranger: How are you?
You: Dying. You?
Stranger: ...I'm sorry...
You: Answer the damn question. I'm already dying of cancer, I don't want to be miserable and ignored too.
Stranger: ..I'm...okay..
You: F***ing Liar!
Stranger: No, really!
You: YOUR LIFE IS AWESOME, ISN'T IT?
Stranger: Hey maybe we can change the subject now?
You: Okay!!
Stranger:.....O..k....So...are you a girl?
You: No, I am a fox.
Stranger: WTF?
Stranger: Is that good?
You: Lmao maybe, homo.
You: Your mama knit you that brain you're not using?
Stranger: sad You're kindof an a**.
You: Moron, I TOLD you already, I'm a friggin fox!
Stranger: Not what I meant...
You: I know what you meant, b***h.
You: A** grabbing whore monkey.
Stranger: HEY!!
You: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA You suck at life. I find that funny!
Stranger: Listen, you little b***ch-
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Posted: Tue Feb 16, 2010 8:01 pm
I found my soulmate!
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: My hovercraft is full of eels.
Stranger: Ooh, you might want to get that checked out
You: I will not buy this record; is is scratched.
Stranger: I will not buy this tobacconist's; it is scratched.
You: it*
You: ...I love you.
Stranger: smile
You: You have beautiful thighs.
Stranger: My nipples explode with delight!
You: Drop your panties, Sir William, I cannot wait until lunchtime!
Stranger: Marry me pl0x
Stranger: I am no longer infected
You: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy?
Stranger: You great poof!
You: We have eggs, spam, spam spam, and spam.
Stranger: There were a hundred and fifty of us living in a shoebox in the middle of the road!
You: Wink wink, nudge nudge!
Stranger: As much as I'd love to keep quoting Monty Python back and forth, I have people to troll, so I wish you good day.
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