Hellsing Farce: a mock roleplay

[lndig0]

"Ach!" Rip falls to the ground, being pulled by.. a guy in a hat. with brown hair.. the hat, long hair, pale skin and overall bad-guy demeaner reminded her of... of.. Alucard... The guy who chest raped her. Though she was drained of most of her blood and had her own gun through her chest, she miraculously survived. She shivered a bit at the guy now. "Uhm.. Vat is your name?"

 

[Jetsoma]

"My name is D" he said helping her to her feet.

"Yeah you look shook up whats eating you scared well he is the son of Drammmmmmmphmphph." murmurd a voice out of no where and is cut off when D clentches his fist.

" are you ok?"  

[lndig0]

She smiles nervously and holds up a gloved hand. "Ja ja! heheheh! Just a bit startled still.. uhm.. dit your hand just talk?" She looked with her big blue eyes at your clenched fist.

 

[Jetsoma]

"yes it did he likes to make remarkes HE SHOULDNT" the end part D directed twards his hand with force.
"Ok Ok D calm down hehehehe, my arnt you touchy today whats wrong with your father being Draculammphmphphph"  

[lndig0]

Jetsoma

"yes it did he likes to make remarkes HE SHOULDNT" the end part D directed twards his hand with force.
"Ok Ok D calm down hehehehe, my arnt you touchy today whats wrong with your father being Draculammphmphphph"

Rips eyes widened and he looked up at the man. "Vat? Dit he just say he you vere the son of Dracula?!" She looked over to alucard.. who hadn't seen her yet. "You know.. Dats your dad.." She pointed over to Alucard.

 

[Jetsoma]

" I know" and then sits down back in the corner abserving the madness  

[lndig0]

She looks from alucard to D to alucard to D. "So.. Vhy not go Talch to him?"

 

[Jetsoma]

"no need to im only half vampire im a dampeal."  

[lndig0]

"A Dampeal? Vhat is a dampeal?" she held her gun at her side, kind of leaning on it on her elbow.

 

[Jetsoma]

"Dampeal are half vampire half human"  

[lndig0]

She gasped and looked over him. "V-Vhat?? Zamiel, made love to a pathetic human?? and didn't break her?" She stopped for a moment and looked over at him.. and started to laugh. "Hahahahah!"

 

[Jetsoma]

"Grrrr..."
"Watch it his famaly is a sore subject" said that strang voice again  

[lndig0]

Rip tried not to bit her bottom lip to prevent injury.. but she found it so hard. She held in her giggling and slowly let it die down. "Hmm.. hmhmhm. Okay.. Im alright. Hm.. I wonder... Do you think Integra's the mom then?" She tried to think of other female characters who were human.. only one.. that reporter chick, Kim. But.. she wasn't even in the manga.

 

[Dragoness88]

After ordering a red wine, Alucard became profoundly board and started using his shadows to flick peanuts at the Judas Priest.  

[lndig0]

Dragoness88

After ordering a red wine, Alucard became profoundly board and started using his shadows to flick peanuts at the Judas Priest.

Seras sighed, bored as hell, nothing was going on. She looked to alucard. "Master.. We're out on the town.. what shall we do?"