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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:16 pm
Vance gives Kratos a sly grin.
Ohhhh yes you will. You will snap her out of it now, or I'll send this photo of you drunk at a christmas party to everyone I know on the internet!!!!
Vance throws one of his many copies of the photo into the pot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:36 pm
Azura Cantarella "Still think she's pushing it, Vance? And no, I did not try the potluck. That's an impostor." He lifts the impostor's head to reveal that it's the Impostor Genis dressed as him. if so then who is impersonating genis? a time anomoly (im sure thats wrong so if you know the correct spelling let me know) occurs and a SECOND kratos begins falling into the pot. however just as before he spreads his angel wings just before passing the brim of the pot. he then lands next to the first kratos. they then both throw some lint from thier pockets into the pot and procede to stare at each other wondering WTF JUST HAPPENED?
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:40 pm
Throws in Lack of Reading Skills into the pot along with Vance for good measure.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:49 pm
Vance falls into the pot and looks around.
Umm guys? I don't think this is cooking. I'm just kinda sitting in a huge pot with a buch of random stuff...and it's cold. It's not really painful, just disgusting...
Vance gets out of the pot and throws a sword in, because why not? he then starts a fire under the pot.
Much better.
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:56 pm
"...Oh. I suppose that was why the nitro glycerine didn't expl---"
*FOOM*
"...Well, there goes the picture. No more reason for me to do what you're trying to get me to do."
Azura #6326521 throws Neji into the pot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 12:59 pm
"So yeah. What's better than Azura. Over 6326521 Azuras trying to kill Neji." Throws in a giant spider.
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:02 pm
No Kratos, there goes A picture. ^_^ -takes out five more of the same picture- I've got literally a million of these things! I could just show them to Azura...I'm sure she'd like to see them. twisted
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:03 pm
"I'd like to see them." Returns Fedora back into the pot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:08 pm
Azura Cantarella "...Oh. I suppose that was why the nitro glycerine didn't expl---"*FOOM*"...Well, there goes the picture. No more reason for me to do what you're trying to get me to do."Azura #6326521 throws a Neji into the pot. there fixed! if it was the real me chuck norris' foot would have come out of nowhere striking the back of azura #6326521's head. i would then procede to escape by grabbing his foot (which has kicked through the six degrees of seperation so its pretty much a floating foot to atm) and getting pulled through the six degrees of seperation to safety. me and chuck are TIGHT! throws a blue sephira into the pot
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:12 pm
Vance climbs out of the pot again. this time with some minor burns.
Ooookay, It'd be great if you stopped doing that....
Throws a box of random volatile chemicals into the pot. the liquid inside turns purple.
Oh, that looks great. ^_^"
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:13 pm
"Fine. I'll stop throwing you in." Throws in his hat. 4laugh
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:19 pm
...........................................................................................................................................-eye twitches-
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?? RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
-jumps in, grabs hat, and comes back out.- I'm going to have to kill you now, you do realize this, correct?
Vance drops his sanity into the pot.
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:20 pm
He smiles, "Well, you didn't have a problem when it went in with you."
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 1:22 pm
Kratos twitches a bit. "I wouldn't mind if it were only Azura who sees it, as long as it's only Azura...and...and don't take that the wrong way." stare He refrained from using the term "no one else" and similar in case Vance might have pulled the same loophole as Sheena.
"By the way...have I ever said that each Azura has just as much goddess-like power as the original?"
The kick did nothing much. Azura #6326521 tilts her head from side to side a few times, cracks in her neck being heard. Then she continues giving chase to Neji.
Azura #10579621 throws Chuck Norris into the pot.
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Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 2:37 pm
the energy involved in the creation of the universe is equivilent to 1CNRhK. CNRhK stands for Chuck Norris Roundhouse Kick...that kick 1) sent the azura flying at least half a mile. 2) the (target selective)shockwave sent any nearby azura's flying at least half that distance...(and just so you know i AM taking into account all factors as that same kick would have exploded a normal persons head and sent the pieces out of the gravitational pull of the earth and into the sun)
on a side note: being able to kick through all six degrees of seperation means that one can kick anyone, anywhere, at any time. so he could easily kick your head off while you are an infant before you even knew about kratos. (but im not going to god mod)and chuck norris AND ONLY chuck norris does the throwing...so therefore chuck norris pull a switcharound move and throws azura #10579621 into the pot.
someone bumps into a shelf and accidentally knocks a can of cranberry juice into the pot.
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