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 Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:15 pm
Because there's too much sugar in your coffee.
Why is that bug on your face?
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 10:19 pm
Because i put it their.
Why did u choice 2 reply to this question?
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 6:40 pm
Because I chose to and my will is law. o:
Where's the ice cream?
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:08 am
On the sun.
Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 12:57 pm
Elmo, of course.
Where's my monocle?
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Posted: Thu Jan 21, 2010 11:24 am
On Mount Olympus.
How do I make money fast?
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Posted: Thu Jan 28, 2010 12:07 am
By sewing tablecloths.
Why is my face black?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 10:47 am
Because you touch yourself at night.
Why is Tulsa spelled ASLUT backwards?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 1:53 pm
â—‹â—‹â—‹
Because the English language is really caveman speak.
Why is blue called blue?
â—‹â—‹â—‹
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 2:00 pm
Cuz I said so.
Why do you have a unicorn?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 4:29 pm
Because while wondering in a great Forrest it attempted to kill me, I tamed it and I now use it to open pickle jars that seemed to be sealed by Bruce Lee.
Why did I just post something so ridiculous?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 4:53 pm
Because you're a spaz.
Why am I a spaz?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:09 pm
You are a spaz because you shower in turpentine.
What the hell made me think "yeah showering in turpentine"?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:11 pm
The unicorn that's poking you in your butt.
Why is the unicorn poking you?
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Posted: Tue May 11, 2010 5:20 pm
Because my cat ate his food.
Why dose my cat eat?
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