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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 5:32 am
Granted, but then you catch some other horrible disease.
I wish... for three more wishes.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 8:59 am
Granted, but greed for wishes causes you to waste all your wishes wishing for more wishes, starting a vicious cycle that does not end until your eventual death.
I wish youtube would stop taking down every other damn video.
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Posted: Tue Oct 16, 2012 9:29 am
Granted, but Youtube starts taking down all of the good/popular videos and leave behind the crappy ones.
I wish I had a better internet connection.
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Posted: Wed Oct 17, 2012 7:22 pm
Granted, but then you develop severe internet addiction, and your life just generally goes downhill from there.
I wish I do well on my IT quiz tomorrow
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:20 pm
Granted, but you don't get your wish until nearly two months later.
I wish I was pretty.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 12:52 pm
Granted but someone gets jealous and kills you.
I wish I had a job.
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Posted: Wed Dec 05, 2012 8:14 pm
Granted, but you have to work as a porn star.
I wish you, me, and officer h.p. all had jobs and none of us as porn stars.
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Posted: Mon Mar 11, 2013 7:33 pm
Granted, but you're all just run-of-the-mill strippers at the club instead. Sorry. razz
I wish everyone was happy.
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 9:27 pm
Granted, but you take on all of the world's sorrows in our place.
I wish I had a portal- wish I- wish I had a portal gun.
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Posted: Tue Mar 12, 2013 10:26 pm
Your wish is my command! But the portal gun sucks you into Slenderman's woods, and it can only be used once.
I wish ROTG won an Oscar.
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Posted: Wed Mar 13, 2013 12:57 am
Granted! Unfortunately that year, an Oscar was also given to every movie produced.... ever. Even Troll 2.
I wish I could glomp Slenderman heart once without getting sick/killed/hurt/etc etc.
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 1:27 pm
mimi the amoeba Granted! Unfortunately that year, an Oscar was also given to every movie produced.... ever. Even Troll 2. I wish I could glomp Slenderman heart once without getting sick/killed/hurt/etc etc. You can then the game goes corrupt. I wish I could of got the job I interviewed for(sigh)
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Posted: Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:08 pm
You got it! ... ten years later.
I wish that I would stop angsting so much over fictional character deaths. crying
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Posted: Sun Mar 17, 2013 12:05 pm
mimi the amoeba You got it! ... ten years later. I wish that I would stop angsting so much over fictional character deaths. crying You do but you stop at doing so with anyone's death I wish I wasn't mentally ill. crying
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Posted: Mon Mar 18, 2013 5:39 pm
Granted, but then you become so smart that you suffer from constant headaches.
I wish I was a dragon in real life.
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