Random funny convo's [Post in DOCUMENT style damnit]

[Kitsune Vanrouge]

AshoftheMidnightRose

chouthenekoarmyveteran

AshoftheMidnightRose

Umexchan

Yeah, this was pretty random for me too...

Sister: Ah! eek
Me: What? neutral
Sister: My mind just Rick Roll'd me!
Me: Uh-huh... stare
Sister: It's like "get out of my head!!" gonk

XD!! Sister should be on happy pills? *pats Ume-chan's sister on the back* There thre, everythings gonna be ooookaaay...XD

Me: *pokes brittany*
Britanny: *tries to bite the finger*
Me: *V8 PWNs her*
Brittany: *punches shoulder*
Random Idiot Girl In Front Row: Are you 2 like dating?
Us: LIKE no!
RIGIFR: Just asking!
Britanny: *V8 PWNs her*
RIGIFR: HEY WHY'D YOU DO THAT!!!!
Britanny: Because I'm bi and I wanna date you.
RIGIFR: *runs away screaming "lesbian lesbian!"*
Us: xD
Britanny: I was telling the truth you know?
Me: Yeah, I saw you making googly eyes at Miranda the other day.
Britanny: You idiot. *punches in arm again*
*kung fu scene commenses*
Britanny: your quick for a fat dude!
Me: stare

xD!! 9!!

I had made a giant Christmas card for the cooks at my school and had written a poem on it. The poem listed a bunch of different kinds of candy so they rhymed. I named it, "Lemon drops and lollipops" but I gave them one of two copies....and I cant seem to find the other...-_- But anyway, it was totally pointless. A fluffy little cute childish poem. I didn't like it at all, but they loved it and put it up on the wall so, literally, every kid in that school saw it.-__-;;....The cheerleaders LOVED it. And they kept attacking me saying how cute it was and demanding I recite it, because they knew I memorize my poems. This happened after school one day.

Me: *climbs up the railing on the portable classroom's ramp so she can sit on the top rail*
Random Cheerleader: Oh mi god! Your that one girl who wrote that poem aren't you?! *grins at me*
Me: o_o;......um...yeah, I guess so.
RC: Oh wow! I loved it! Hey guys! She's over here!! *waves to other clones*
Me: o_o;;......crap....
Other Cheerleaders: OMG!! That poem was so cuuute!! Say it!!
Me: O_<;...but...I don't...really...
OC: *whines* SAY IIIT!! XD
Me: But!!-
OC: NOOOOOW!!!
Me: O__O;;......But I really don't like it!! gonk
RC: Come ooon!! I'll love you forever!!
Me: gonk *tries to escape by slipping off the railing to the ground*
OC: *surround ash and begin whining more*
OC: COME OOOOON!!!DO IIIIIT!! FOR UUUSSS!!! xd xd xd
Me: *covers ears finching trying to find an opening to escape* >-<;;... gonk
RC: You HAVE to say iiit!! Pleeeeeaaase?!?! xd
Me: Nuuuu!!! gonk
A friend of mine: SCAT POM POM FREAKS!!!! scream
OC: stare Did you just call us freaks you eyeliner whore?
Me: gonk *is still trapped*
AFOM: *shoves way to ash, dumping some girls on the ground, and pulls her back up onto rail then whispers* Just say something completely and totally random to weird em' out. They'll leave you alone. stare *looks at girl* BETCH!! scream
Me: ._. ..........
AFOM: *sighs...hops down into the middle of the group* MY UNDERWEAR IS SUPPRESSING MEEEE!!! *squirms*
OC: *scream scattering*
Me: *falls off the rail backwards laughing hysterically* XD!!
AFOM: stare ......I handled it for you this time.....you do it next....*leaves*
Me: XD!! Yeah yeah!!

Edit: gonk oh noes!! I forgot to do it document style!! Augh!! gonk

XD lawlz! 10!

here's an encounter with a cheerleader i had a class with last year and she's talking about something that happened 3 years previous to this conversation

Cheerleader: Hey aren't you. like. that chick who wrote 666 on her arm?
Me: .... stare
Cheerleader: Don't look at me like that!
Me: Okay, I'll look at you like this! eek
Cheerleader: Whatever.....anywayz ....
Me: Oh god here come the questions about religion... rolleyes
Cheerleader: Okay, number one: don't roll your ugly little eyes at me....
number two: do you believe in god?
Me: (trying to get her to leave me alone) No....
Cheerleader: Why not?
Me: I just don't...
Cheerleader: Oh....you wanna be my friend?
Me: Only if I get to kill you....
Cheerleader: Why would you want to kill me?
Me: Because...*in a demonic voice* I WANT TO EAT YOUR SOUL!!!!!! twisted
Cheerleader: That voice was so fake.
Me: And so are your implants!!! biggrin
Cheerleader: Well you stuff your bra!
Me: That just proves you've been stalking me....
Cheerleader: You know you're going to hell right?
Me: Satan said I get to bring a guest....and I chose you!! biggrin
Cheerleader: You even make deals with the devil!
Me: And you still won't shut the hell up!!!
Cheerleader: You're so rude!
Me: You don't even wanna know what I think of you... evil
Cheerleader: Oh... is that so?
Me: Yep....
Cheerleader: *snuggles her boyfriend* _____! She just hit me for no reason!!!
Me: ....
Her boyfriend: _______, shut up noone likes a liar...
Cheerleader: You always take her side!!!
Me: Well he always pays attention to your conversations...
Cheerleader: Don't talk to me!
Me: You started the conversation with me!
Cheerleader: That doesn't mean you have to respond.
Me: Well, I, unlike you, have manners....
Cheerleader: *trying an exorcism* The, like, power of . like, Christ com....somethings you!!
Me: ....If you're going to try an exorcism do it right .... how you're supposed to say it is, like, The power of Christ compels you!
Cheerleader: Whatever!
Me: Draws a pentacle on a piece of paper and puts a picture of that cheerleader in the center*
Cheerleader: what are you doing...and where did you get that picture?
Me: *trying to get her to shut up* I'm going to put a hex on you... and I got the picture from the yearbook... stare
Cheerleader: What's a hex?
Me: It's like a curse, but it's much, much worse!!
Cheerleader: EeeK!! *jumps about three feet in the air*
Me: Points at the cheerleader* You will be quiet from this moment forward!!!
Cheerleader: ......
Me: I can't believe it worked....
Cheerleader:........
Me: Finally you shut your mouth...*gets a lighter out and chases the cheerleader back to school with it*

((this was at lunch and we do have off campus lunches and the cheerleader's boyfriend is my cousin he broke up with her a few hours later XD she did cry... and i laughed at her))  

[Kitsune Vanrouge]

Me: *pokes Aaron*
Aaron: come here and give me a hug...
Me: i don't want your aids! gonk
Aaron:fine be that way *hugglez me anyway*
Me: you just molested me!! gonk
Aaron: if i molested you'd know it...
Me: no comment...
Sam: HI AARON!!! blaugh
Me: O.o.....you don't know how scary you are do you sam?
Sam: you don't have any room to talk.... stare
Me...don't say it...
Sam: Skeleton girl!!! blaugh
Me: you asked for it!!!! *starts poking sam*
Sam: ....poking leads to pregnancy....
Me:...i was poking you on the sleve of your coat that means i used protection...see? i'm responsible.... 3nodding
Sam: they took my squeezin arm...Not my squeezin arm!! gonk
Me: * glomps sam* PIGGY!!!
Principal: *ahem* ....don't let me see that again...*referring to the glompage
Me: you're just jealous because you need a hug...8p  

[AshoftheMidnightRose]

Togiretogire Kitsune

Me: *pokes Aaron*
Aaron: come here and give me a hug...
Me: i don't want your aids! gonk
Aaron:fine be that way *hugglez me anyway*
Me: you just molested me!! gonk
Aaron: if i molested you'd know it...
Me: no comment...
Sam: HI AARON!!! blaugh
Me: O.o.....you don't know how scary you are do you sam?
Sam: you don't have any room to talk.... stare
Me...don't say it...
Sam: Skeleton girl!!! blaugh
Me: you asked for it!!!! *starts poking sam*
Sam: ....poking leads to pregnancy....
Me:...i was poking you on the sleve of your coat that means i used protection...see? i'm responsible.... 3nodding
Sam: they took my squeezin arm...Not my squeezin arm!! gonk
Me: * glomps sam* PIGGY!!!
Principal: *ahem* ....don't let me see that again...*referring to the glompage
Me: you're just jealous because you need a hug...8p

XD!! My old principal had a habit of popping outta nowhere!! This one time I got a bad grade on a paper in Ms. Dillon's class. Now she's the fun teacher but her room is at the end of a hall right across from another room. These rooms are the dead end of the hall. There's no other way out without being seen by anyone in either classroom. So, back to my bad grade on a random paper!

Ms. Dillon: And here's your's __. *whispers* You fell asleep during the quiz didn't you? xd
Me: ._. ....uh...maybe? sweatdrop
Ms.D: xd Well maybe, you should SLEEP at home instead of spending all your time drawing!!
Me: sweatdrop Gotcha...
Mr.D: xd *goes to pass out papers as I look at mine*
Me: crying *gets up and walks to doorway*
John: ._. ......__?...What are you doing?
Me: crying *begins thudding head against door frame*
John: o_o;......
Me: ::thud::......::thud::......
Principal: *pops out of the other classroom* ___ don't damage the doorway. It's school property. *shuts door behind him briskly turns and leaves never having even looked at ash*
Me: O_O;;.......*looks from John to the other door and back to John* O-O;;......WHERE DID HE COME FROM?!?!? gonk
John: 0_o;;......iunno.......

>.>;;....and the scary thing is he goes to my church...does the freaky pop-outta-nowhere thing there too...*shivers* crying  

[AshoftheMidnightRose]

XD!! 8!! Part of a convo, via PM, between me and Chou!!

AshoftheMidnightRose

chouthenekoarmyveteran

AshoftheMidnightRose

chouthenekoarmyveteran

AshoftheMidnightRose

chouthenekoarmyveteran

Go get it looked at. it'll hurt but they can break it again and set it so it will heal right and not hurt as much when you write anymore.

^-^;;....no...I'm good....it's my pinky...it can bend out pretty far....and it's nawt sposta do that..>.>;;...^-^;; but I'm good! I don't need it re-broken! mrgreen ;;

-_- yousa crazy.

gonk You would go and have some doctor smash your hand and I'M crazy?!?!

Yosh. Cause then it would heal right.

=_=;......your the crazy one...

 

[iFilia]

When Mrs. Filia is bored...

Filia890: [9:17] Hello.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Filia890: [9:17] Erm...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] Just to have it is enough.

Filia890: [9:17] What are you talking about?!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] Cheer Up! Things are getting worse at a slower rate.

Filia890: [9:17] O.O Im not slow!I-im always cheerful,stupid bot!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:17] You are dishonest, but never to the point of hurting a friend.

Filia890: [9:18] O.O I-Im not dishonest,you jerkng machine!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:18] You are magnetic in your bearing.

Filia890: [9:18] O.O...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:18] Many changes of mind and mood; do not hesitate too long.

Filia890: [9:18] Stop blathering and say something intelligent for a change!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:18] Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.

Filia890: [9:18] That's it im out.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [9:18] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.


[I especially love the Intellgent part.]  

[Shiro Ookamitoko]

This is a totally random conversation I overheard earlier today between a random guy and a random girl walking in front of me in the hall on the way to class.

Guy: *points at girl to his side* Hey, I've met you. biggrin
Girl: *points at guy* Yeah! xd
Guy: I don't remember any girls' names.
Girl: I don't remember your name either.
Guy: *shrugs*
Girl: *walks ahead of boy and is soon several feet in front of him*
Guy: *continues walking, but not as fast as the girl and so doesn't catch up with her. They've obviously lost whatever interest they had a moment ago*

See? Totally random. xd