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 Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:18 pm
Why did the chicken cross the road? to see your fine a**!
You're so hot you make me wish I was female so I could be a lesbian!
omg this is an emergency we have to get in your bed right away!
LOL
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:23 pm
Baby, I'm like Taco Bell...I'll spice up your night.
You are so hot you make the windows fog.
I'm like a computer game, you can play with me all day long!
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:24 pm
"Hey, if I kiss you, will I get slapped?"
Someone pass the tartar sauce cuz your quite a catch!
Damn suga! slow down..Im diabetic!
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:25 pm
You're so hot, you're making my beer warm.
If you were a pill I'd overdose.
I think you got a little food on your lip.. here let me lick it off for you.
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl mrgreen mrgreen mrgreen
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:27 pm
You smell lets go take a shower.
Hey honey, when are you gonna let me cook dinner for you?
He says, "I bet you $20 I can kiss you without using my lips." She says, "Bet's on." He kisses her then says, "I lost."
Your lips look so lonely, Would they like to meet mine?
Do you drink a lot of Snapple? Because you look like you're made from the best stuff on Earth.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:41 pm
Hey baby, is this the face of a man that would lie to you?
My rabbit wants to go down your rabbit hole!
Are you the devil? Cause no angel could look that hot
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 3:47 pm
Did I forget to mention that my bed vibrates, but only if you're in it?
Would you kick me out for eating cookies in bed?
Come with me and I'll make ya famous!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 8:34 pm
If love was a crime, I'd commit it indefinately just for you.
Do you hear a clock or is it my heart.
If I do your colledge work for a year would you...
Is it bright outside or is that your radiance shining brilliantly.
I like food and I like women, I found out how to enjoy both at once, let me demonstrate.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:21 pm
lol ok that was way too funny!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:45 pm
lol I should've warn everyone of my 'other side'
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 10:56 pm
lol so you should have a warning lablel and I should have a straight jacket lol I think we can get those things from the captain if we ask real nice lol
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:02 pm
I'd not say such things to people unless I want an a** whooping. Oh and about the warning label if I'd say what I thought I'd need to be tied in chains, place in an air lock steel box and buried in the middle of the sahara.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:13 pm
lol ok I think you may have misunderstood what I meant, I just meant that since you said you should have warned them about your other side (i'm guessing you meant your crazier side or something like that) that you needed a warning label I am sorry if you took it the wrong way or took offense to that, I meant no harm.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:23 pm
Oh no you didn't offend me in any fashion, I'm just stating that theres a lot of things I dont say. My Emotions are well trained it would take drastic meassures to get me even slightly upset. I understood I just worded it wrong.
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Posted: Sat Aug 23, 2008 11:45 pm
Oh ok, no worries then. rofl
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