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 Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 3:47 pm
((How is that a crime?))
I was trying to save it from my cat.
Ungrateful b*****d. talk2hand
Tried to sleep with an eggplant.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:11 am
[I'm not sure. haha.]
Eggplants are sexy.
Attempted murder of an orange.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:54 am
D< I was trying to do the stick-a-straw-in-an-orange-and-drink-fresh-orange-juice thing that I saw on a Tropicano commercial.
THEY LIED TO ME.
Murdered the entire Viacom ((aka TNT from neopets.com)) staff.
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 5:34 pm
They deserved it.
Froze an eyeball. o:
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The-Bliss-of-Ignorance Crew
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Posted: Tue Aug 18, 2009 12:55 pm
You gotta freeze them before cooking them, or they aren't mushy! D=
Pickled their cat.
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Posted: Wed Aug 19, 2009 2:26 am
:/ I like my cats pickled.
Ate some macaroni. And then killed it.
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:31 pm
you expect macaroni to survive my digestive track
stole my pants...
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 10:58 pm
You look better without them. ;D
Ate my shoe.
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 8:01 pm
-looks at your shoelace in my mouth-
DANG IT!
I thought it was my steak
-stole my steak-
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Posted: Mon Oct 12, 2009 1:46 pm
>.>
im really sorry D=
i thought it was a shoe
created barney
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 13, 2009 12:33 pm
<.< So what if I wanted to send my subliminal messages of violence through a purple dinosaur... It worked didn't it?
Stole my stolen pants...
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:05 pm
I like seeing pantsless people.
Ate my chocolate bunny. ):
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 12:58 pm
(The first thing I thought of was hilarious, but also dirty. o.O)
I /am/ a choc-o-holic.
Killed Michael Jackson.
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Posted: Sat Oct 17, 2009 5:40 pm
he couldn't handle my 16 year old buns...
has a dirty mind
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 18, 2009 5:23 am
Oh, but I do. wink
Killed their 4th grade teacher at the age of four.
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