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 Posted: Wed Sep 10, 2008 11:17 am
Yes, and so should your mom!
Is the sun really tomato soup?
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 5:10 am
No, it is actually chicken soup.
Is sound faster then light?
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Posted: Thu Sep 11, 2008 4:01 pm
So says mind control
Helmet, plz?
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 1:00 pm
No, I feel like leaving you break your head open twisted
Do you need a helmet that bad?
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Posted: Thu Sep 25, 2008 4:47 pm
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 12:38 pm
Only if there's a pretty pony involved.
What happened to the Easter bunny last Christmas?
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 9:20 pm
He died a brutal death. Got shanked with a broken Vodka bottle. Many easter eggs celebrated.
Why do severed heads sing?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:17 am
Well when a man and a woman love each other very much they get married.
WHy can't I fly?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:45 am
Your wings are to small.
Why are grapes classified as Red grapes when they are purple?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 10:40 am
Because the person who classifies them is color blind.
Why can't pigs fly?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:07 pm
Because when they could, God kept killing them to make his morning bacon. Thus, they got scared out of flying ever again.
Why do I have to write an essay already?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:27 pm
Because Odin is trying to over throw God once again.
What color is the sky?
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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 7:54 pm
The same color as the ocean
Why does "Chewie" (from star wars) growl and grunt instead of talk ?
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 9:10 am
because one day he accidentally ate a frog and it got stuck in his throat
why don't bowling balls bounce but hurt?
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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:07 am
It's all a conspiracy against you....
Why is everyone offline when I'm online?
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