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 Posted: Wed Apr 06, 2005 9:24 pm
Keldan Fondoo Ok then.
Where is that curry stained son of a pooltable anyway? "I believe he's in the mess, having another hallucination."
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 3:25 pm
i have a question, why did you join red dwarf?
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 5:31 pm
ferretfan1 i have a question, why did you join red dwarf? "I eventually wanted to become a test pilot for the Space Corps. Little did I know that I'd end up dead, stuck in the middle of space with a man who'd lose a battle of wits with a semi-decomposed hotdog, a lifeform evolved from the most selfish species in the entire Multiverse, and a bucket of bolts with an overactive guilt mechanism. That's just the way things go, I suppose. Happy now?"
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Posted: Mon May 16, 2005 9:59 pm
What did you do with all your time while Lister was still in stasis and Holly was waiting for the ship to become decontaminated?
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:49 am
Kalpini What did you do with all your time while Lister was still in stasis and Holly was waiting for the ship to become decontaminated? "Well, since I couldn't touch anything I mostly wandered around, listened to Holly drone, wandered around some more, discovered a continuation of the Theory of Relativity, promptly forgot it, wandered around, forced Holly to read me all the back-issues of Dictator Monthly, slept, wandered, slept, thought about how much I missed food, wished Holly'd kept me off until Lister was back, slept, and tried to commit suicide in various, and highly unsuccessful, ways." That's assuming that he was actually on all that time, because I can't remember, and I'm too lazy to go somewhere to look to see if I'm right. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jun 25, 2005 1:34 am
Here is an insane question. Why did the RD Tag fail?
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Posted: Sun Jun 26, 2005 10:32 am
Aragosnat Here is an insane question. Why did the RD Tag fail? "Inactive members and the leader going missing. Why do those sorts of things always fail?"
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:34 am
Are you glad I gave you something to do? sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 8:21 am
Aragosnat Are you glad I gave you something to do? sweatdrop "Quite. I was beginning to think you people thought I was actually worth ignoring! Imagine that! eek "
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 12:56 am
Then I'll try my best to dig up some more insane questions for you. twisted
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 7:16 am
Aragosnat Then I'll try my best to dig up some more insane questions for you. twisted "Oh, goody. I'll just be over here while you search for your brain, shall I?" xd Rimmsie's already slightly insane.
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:29 am
You try thinking off something at 12 am. But, here is a question. sweatdrop
How many sex poses has Rimmer done?
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 10:01 am
"I refuse to answer that."
I'm afraid he hasn't told me that, either. gonk I'm willing to bet not many, though. ninja
Uh-oh. He's instructing a skutter to pick up a knife... eek Uh, excuse me. *runs*
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 11:28 pm
Hay Rimmsy. How many cans of spam do you think Listy willl be able to eat before passing out from the grease. ninja
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:29 am
"I would say... approximately 76 and one-quarter cans. That's assuming he's had other things to eat beforehand, though. If it's on an empty stomach, it would likely be closer to 102 and one-half cans. That's also assuming he could actually get his hands on some that wasn't rotten from spending three million years in outer space."
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