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| Since ...uh...well, about five minutes ago if that counts... |
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 Posted: Mon Dec 01, 2008 5:01 pm
What do trumpet players use for birth control?
Their personalities.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:35 pm
wow just tell me this...how can you not be in band and be perverted! besides im gay, and when my tuba section was playing and i was playing a solo, lets just say that was the hardest we ever blew! bwahahahahaha....ha blaugh rofl
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:55 pm
all-in-one-kid What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities. Love it! Our trumpets are all dorksXD Anyway, I have a couple. For band camp, every section had(or was supposed to have) a section cheer that the whole section would cheer after water breaks or before we left. Well, I liked the percussion one. Toby(Percussion field director): What are we? Percussion: Percussion! Toby: And what do we do? Percussion: We bang stuff! rofl And then, the tuning. That is a joke in itself. Push in. Pull out. 0.o
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 2:50 pm
Last year during marching band, we were learning a new drill and my section leader told one of the members to spread their legs out more. When they realized what they had said, everyone who was there was laughing.
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Posted: Wed Dec 03, 2008 4:29 pm
I just remembered. For or opener in marching bandd, we had this one 32 count park and blow at the end where we spread our legs apart. Well, whenever we would do park and blows, we would say "push and close." Well, for this park and blow, we said...
"Push and open."0.o
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Posted: Wed Dec 10, 2008 8:49 pm
so, I'm in colorguard and these are my favorite.
the only place you an whip it, flip it, and strip in public is guard.
[[referring to spinning the flag and changing its fabric]]
time to change the silk
say it louder
[[count louder]]
pull it in push it out
[[pulling the flag in 2 ur chest and pushing it to make it look strong]]
[[[wen were in the middle of a practice, if the guard looks weak, the captian will scream "boobs", people think were crazy but we know wat were doing.
10 reasons to date a guard member:
10. We know how to keep people in line
9. We continuously work on our technique
8. We adore wearing tight clothing
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
6. We're used to poles of all sizes
5. We strive for the perfect performance
4. We work well with our hands
3. We're very flexible
2. We always want to be on top
And the #1 reason to date a guard member...
1. We love making people scream and yell!
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Posted: Sat Dec 20, 2008 4:57 pm
Don't even ask. I'm 1st chair, and my flute section does NOT do this: Some of the Euphs, Tubas, Saxes, and even the PERCS HUMP their instruments. No joke, it's totally perverted.
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Posted: Sun Dec 21, 2008 8:14 pm
another thing that the trombone section does ( im not in it) is that they tell eacher band sex jokes real loud so that the staff (who are about 20-30 years old) overhear and start laughing.... sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 7:43 pm
Save a drum, bang a drummer! lol rofl
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Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 10:43 pm
DeviantHarlequin • • •
I'm a guy and I play Piccolo.
=]
I think that speaks for itself...
I'm straight though...
• • • You play piccolo too?
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Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:17 pm
all-in-one-kid What do trumpet players use for birth control? Their personalities. I can edit that to make it better. wink
Why don't trumpet players get pregnant as often as percussionists?
They blow instead of bang.
wink
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 2:28 am
My woodwind quartet had a really important performance one cold winter's eve and my teacher wanted our instruments to be kept as warm as possible without us dragging them around so she told us to "keep our heads in our pants".
It was funny so I laughed and she killed me. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Dec 29, 2008 10:27 pm
In my marching band ever time we take a step we say pushie and a one cross two and such one. It all depends on how many steps we take. So here is the joke.
What do marching band members say when they have sex? Pushie and one cross two cross three cross four cross five cross six cross seven place close. XP
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Posted: Tue Dec 30, 2008 12:21 pm
lefeverbaby I read this one somewhere A girl in the band gets set up on a few blind dates with fellow bandmates. First she goes on a date with a trumpet player. When she gets back, her friend asks how it goes. She replies "Well his lips were really tight, so the kissing wasn't that greaat. I dont think i like him to much" Then she gets set up with a tuba player. When she returns, the friend asks how it went. She replies "His mouth was very wide open and totally slobbery. I dont think I like him" So she goes on a final date with a French horn player. When she returns, once again, the friend asks how it went. SHe replied "well the kissing was ok, but i really loved the way he held me" XD LOL lol! I play french horn and this joke always scares my boyfriends ^_^
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Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:25 am
smartie_pants_09 so, I'm in colorguard and these are my favorite. the only place you an whip it, flip it, and strip in public is guard. [[referring to spinning the flag and changing its fabric]] time to change the silk say it louder [[count louder]] pull it in push it out [[pulling the flag in 2 ur chest and pushing it to make it look strong]] [[[wen were in the middle of a practice, if the guard looks weak, the captian will scream "boobs", people think were crazy but we know wat were doing. 10 reasons to date a guard member: 10. We know how to keep people in line
9. We continuously work on our technique
8. We adore wearing tight clothing
7. We do it on football fields and gym floors
6. We're used to poles of all sizes
5. We strive for the perfect performance
4. We work well with our hands
3. We're very flexible
2. We always want to be on top And the #1 reason to date a guard member... 1. We love making people scream and yell!not cool i was gonna say that XD anyways all marching band is good with their hands... color guard gives good handjobs... WHALEEE
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