Go to
http://hotmail.com and click 'sign up' it'll take you to the next page

Then I'd suggest clicking the one on the left, because it's faster and easier.
3nodding Again, that'll take you to the next page.

Then click the link, and choose the '@hotmail.com' one.
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Then type in the account name you want hehe Proclaimer_Rye@hotmail.com is open
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Then fill in your information (it's not really important, you can lie about all of it if you really want, but the name you type in is what appears as the sender name, if you send it to someone) then scroll down some more

Then do the spam-check thingy. then click submit
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Then click the top on (again, easier)

And then BAM! you have a hotmail account!
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