Welcome to the Cult, milady!
This make me so happy, I SHALL SING! COVER YOUR EARS!
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Here's a handy guide to becoming a celebrity,
All you have to do is follow these steps with me,
You'll be in the know, probably get yer own show,
If you're standing, sit down, cause here we goooooo!
(THIS PART IS IMPORTANT, K?)
First you need to cover yourself in beetroot,
Roll around on the ground and film it all for YouTube,
Mime along to a song,
Set fire to your dong,
If you don't have a dong, then you're doing it wrong!
Write your own biography, even though you're only three,
Get booked into the Priory, Leave again in time for tea,
Shag a few footballers, Sell your story to who calls first,
Do a reality TV show,
Show the world what you don't know,
Cos it pays to be stupid,
Pays to be STUPID!
PAYS TO BE STUPID!
PAYZSBV TNO BEE STUPMCWOUID!!!
(REPEAT OVER AND OVER AGAIN TO YER HEARTS CONTENT! ...or till you blow your brains out in ecstasy) wink