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 Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 5:50 pm
Our band director has a horrible tendancy to say things that sound perverted, even without trying. Example:
Mr. G- Okay, Low Woodwinds, you're like a chicken drumstick. I need a steak with an extra-thick cut"...A bit later.... "Okay, band. We have the meat, now it's time to put it between the buns!"
Us- 0_o AHAHAHA
Mr G- *faceplam*
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Posted: Wed Mar 19, 2008 6:06 pm
i don't remember if i've posted this before or not, but our assistant band director has a bunch of random things he's said and done. my favorite: "when you eat, you don't poke your fork out with an eye, do you?"
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Posted: Thu Mar 20, 2008 1:22 pm
I was talking to my band director with a couple other people about music, and we got to him saying Carrie Underwood was hot. Later in class, we were watching Mary Poppins and he randomly comes out and says Julie Andrews was hot in that movie. Weirdest band teacher ever.
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:42 am
Our band director was trying to instruct a percussionist on how to do something and he was like, "Smack that!" We all laughed....but he was like, "No, the gong! I meant the gong!"
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 5:42 pm
i was making fun of my friend cuz she was telling me she made out to finding nemo...so she asked my BD if when you go to the movies with a boy/girl friend if u watch the movie. my Bd was like "well the first 10 mins or so"(creepy enough) then he asked what movie and we said finding nemo so he was like "so...did you find his nemo lol"...i can never watch that movie again
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Posted: Fri Mar 21, 2008 9:04 pm
My teacher was so funny he would crack all these stupid corny of the corniest jokes ever. He would turn around what people say. I can't think of an example right now though.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:06 am
My BD is really strict but she's cool. Once when the flutes were playing bad stoped and asked them "Did the Flute Fairy Go To Your house last night and bash you in the head repeatedly???" it was hilarious. Also the next day the Tubas were playing bad, and she asked them "Did the flute fairy hit you guys too???" xd Once when we were at festival, we were 2 seconds away from starting the next song when the center judge asked my band director, "where is your Snare Drummer?" and the BD said "just stand up, he is very tiny." and its true, our Snare Drummer is about the height of the snare and snare stand fully extended.
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:20 am
Also four other stories, once in Jazz Band, my Section leader for T-Bone wasnt there, and we got to the soli and messud up. The BD asked us, "are you 9 other T-Bones lost like blind mice without your section leader?" it was insulting. another day, again in Jazz Band my trombone leader is super tall, like 6 feet 10 in. and the drummer is super tiny, the same one from my other story, (he is an amazingly very good drummer though) right when we were gonna start to play Zoot Suit Riot the drummer blurts out, "Conner(the Trombone Leader) scoot over i'm in a shadow!!!" when conner was like 15feet away from the drummer. Also another time, 2 trumpets were hitting each other, a boy and girl, and the BD said, "Michael and Grace!!! stop touching each other that way!!!" it was hilarious. Finally, this wasnt at school this was at Band Camp. Me and my friend conner, the trombone leader, were walking to the cafeteria when we see something spray painted on the wall of the cafeteria. it said "Suprise Butt S** call, 862-3381" from that day on whenever there is somethintg S** related we scream "SUPRISE!!!"
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 1:34 am
this is a little off topic, but it will fall into topic. Has anybody ever had someone famous go to your school?
I did, i live in Palm Desert CA, its a kinda famous city. Yeah so one day a famous dude, some of you might know him, Barry Manilow came to our Jazz Band class and his bodyguards helped him carry in, a drum set, a keyboard, 2 baby tubas, and other instruments. (we didn't need this stuff, but he called my band director and asked "what do you need or want? i'll do anything to help the band" so my BD chose she wanted tubas and a new keyboard, cause our keyboard broke, and because there were alot of tubas in our conecrt band/ marching band. (5 tubas!!!) and also 4 tubas in beginning band, when we only had 8 tubas and 5 sousaphones. yeah so then 3 weeks later Barry Manilow came to one of our concerts and the 2 drum majors got to take a pic. with him and were in the newspaper. One of the DM was my best friend, the other was a crack head egomaniac trumpet. (no offense trumpets. biggrin ) so yeah from that day on we've been play a song called Copacabana in Jazz Band, and it talks about showgirls and stuff and my old lady band director was singing and dancing this song, it was HILARIOUS!!!. im done....
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Posted: Sat Mar 22, 2008 5:18 pm
Mr. Johnstone's "TAKE THE COOKIE!!!" and "Make me poop!"
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Posted: Tue Mar 25, 2008 3:28 pm
Hartmetz: Any questions?
JoEllen: *raises hand*
Hartmetz: Jo--Yel--Jo--Yelena, sorry, I kept trying to call you JoEllen from a long time ago...
JoEllen: *silence in the room...* ....H, I'M JoEllen!
H: *facial expression like 'I knew that...'*
Everyone: Niiice going, H. XDDD
(Yelena is a mellophone in marching band...Jo is a trombone. Not like they're even in the same section. XD)
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 1:26 pm
This actually happened today... We were all sitting in band and Mr. C told the trumpets to stop playing so he could just hear the low brass. Well, a trumpet player named Drew continued to play, so Mr. C whips out his cell phone and Drew says "What ur' you doin'?" and Mr. C. said "I'm callin' your dad." then Drew yells "NO YOU CAN'T!" then Mr. C. holds up his cell phone and says "I have the power." It was hilarious, everyone laughed.
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 2:22 pm
During parade practice before school...
Hartmetz: No! You guys have to pretend that you get money for every inch you are off the ground, so stand up straight! Mary and Brian won't get much money then...sorry, guys.
Us: >_>;;
Hartmetz: Some of you are looking like you've got the World of Weight on your shoulders!
Brian: 'World of Weight'? Yeah, that planet is dense...
Hartmetz: ...DO WHAT I SAY NOT WHAT I SAY!
Everyone: ...XDDD
Hartmetz: You know what I mean. Now we have two practices left--
Someone: 3.
Hartmetz: 3? Really? Ok, well, we have 3 practices--
Brian: *really loud and sarcastically* Hot dog!
Hartmetz:...I've thrown people bigger than you.
Robbie: ...you'll never live this one down, Brian. XDD
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Posted: Thu Mar 27, 2008 7:25 pm
my band director gets really mad at the loud speaker(ya know the thing they do anouncments on) so one time while we were playing the loud speaker came on, so he cut us off and looked around for something. he picked up the eraser from the black board behind him and chucked it at the loud speaker. there is a tall locker right in front of the speaker and the eraser hit it and then it fell on to the locker. i think it is still up there......along with some ruberband, a roll of tape, and a pad of passes.....i wonder what will be added to the colection..
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Posted: Fri Mar 28, 2008 8:21 am
My BD is just strange. He likes to make up his own jokes, and when we don't laugh he yells at us, "Why aren't you laughing!". So one day he did that and we started laughing, a really corny-sounding laugh, and he says in this really whiny voice, "Stop it!!!"
I love my BD, he's so awesome.
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