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 Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:45 pm
Anakin: I auditioned for the part of a tree, but I wasn't a good enough actor, so Darth Fatass signed me up for episodes 2 and 3.
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:01 pm
Reporter: Is it true that you have ruined your series in order to make more money by revising it back to the original edition?
GL: Of course its not true. I would never *cell phone rings* A moment? *begins to talk on phone* Yes... Yes... No, I want to cast Shia LeBouf as Luke Skywalker.... What do you mean he won't go for it?..... Well then, get William Hung on the phone and tell her there's free beer if he'll play as Jar Jar Binks... No I won't cast a good actor.... Alright.. Bye-bye *hangs up phone* Where were we?
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:01 pm
Luke: Jiminy jillickers Han!, it's an Imperial Star Destroyer!
Han: Quick kid, to the Hanmobile!
-Batman theme-
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 7:23 pm
(( Dammit, Darth, look what you started! ))
Vadequin: You with this round, Han Solo, but you'll never catch me! * puts on his tophat and opens up his umbrella which has a built-in rocket pack that takes him elsewhere *
Luke: Holy Huttslime, Han, Nar Shaddaa City needs our help! * points to the Millenium Falcon signal in the sky * The Huttoker must be at it again.
Han: Let's go, Jedi Wonder!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 8:23 pm
(Ok, I cant help myself!)
Thrawn- Ah.... the would-be Dark Correlian and his Jedi-Wonder are on their way to Nar Shaada... eheh... luckily for them, I, Mr. Chillss, will use my latest weapon! *giant music thngymabob* A Death Star with a carbonite freezing gun replacing its superlaser! I'll freeze the entire planet! Ahahahahaha! twisted
Pellaean- Um, sir.... is that a smart thing to do? I mean, with the planet and all, and Huttoker....
Thrawn- Nonsense, it's all jolly-good fun! He owed me my weight in ice, and he refused to cooperate!
Pellaen-..... nevermind.
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:44 pm
Vader: Come on babe, once you go black, you can't ever go back.
Twi'lek whore: *stares at his burned up body* Uhh yeah I can
Vader: *force choke* I SAID YOU CANT GO BACK b***h!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 9:46 pm
(cont.)
Wickett: Hey, Blackie!
Vader: *looks at the ewok*
Wickett: She got a taste of me! You know the saying, once you go small, you'll never want tall!
Vader: *chokes both of them*
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 12:49 am
Vader: You know, Luke? You're right. There is still good in me. I'm going back to the light side.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 3:56 pm
One of the many bloopers made during RotJ. Possibly a sign of GL's insanity.
Director: AAAAAANNNND Action!
Luke: I wil never turn to the...
*Lucas runs onto the set*
Lucas: Phenomenon!
Lucas-suckups: Doo-doooo do-do-doo.
Lucas: Phenomenon!
Lucas-suckups: Do-doo-do-dooooo.
Lucas: Phenomenon!
Lucas-suckups: Do-doo-do-do-do, doo-do-do, doo-do-do, do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do-do.
Director: Cut... *slaps head* that's the third time this week. Who forgot Lucas's medicine?
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:58 pm
Han: You know, Baby, once you go white, you know you're all right.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 9:59 pm
C3P0: If you go Droid, it's like you're on 'roids.
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 10:29 pm
Jabba: Once you go Hutt, you'll like it in the butt.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:09 pm
I'm not even kidding, but apparently in Splinter of the Mind's Eye, Vader makes reference to "surprising things you can do with a lightsaber".
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Posted: Sat Aug 12, 2006 11:27 pm
Oh my god! I totally need to reread that book, and look for that quote, if you know what I mean!
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Posted: Sun Aug 13, 2006 12:04 am
Maul: Once you go sith you'll want to try kiff....No, wait, once you go sith you will be but a myth? That dosent work. Ok how about once you go sith you will have a new appreciation for s**t...That is just gross...Ugg...I suck at these rhymes.
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