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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 1:38 pm
TheDuc mini_chick I wish aqua would come out with some more songs... gonk Or The Verve gonk gonk Granted, but then music by Aqua and/or The Verve is banned by all governing bodies, and any copies of said music is burned. And burned good. That, or all the songs suck. Take your pick. I wish I were an Oscar Meyer Wiener. Granted. But it turns out that the hokey pokey is REALLY what its all about. I wish buckley's didn't taste like a**.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:13 pm
Granted. Buckley's now tastes like armpit. I'm not sure if that's an improvement, but hey.
I wish I could wake up early enough to have a big breakfast every day.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 4:53 pm
Dottoosie Granted. Buckley's now tastes like armpit. I'm not sure if that's an improvement, but hey. I wish I could wake up early enough to have a big breakfast every day. granted but u wake up sooo early that u fall asleep all day and u have to make ur own breakfast my mom used to have that every sunday morning and it took from 3 to 6 hours to prepare
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:12 pm
((Hitoshi...weren't you spose to make a wish?)) I wish all of my school teachers were half-naked and very, very sexy women who would obey my every wish. It would be nice if they were all asian. Maybe korean, Like me.
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Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 11:39 pm
William C. Wonka ((Hitoshi...weren't you spose to make a wish?)) I wish all of my school teachers were half-naked and very, very sexy women who would obey my every wish. It would be nice if they were all asian. Maybe korean, Like me. Granted- but you will still die a virgin. stare I wish Reality Television would die. mini_chick mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:35 am
Granted, but then you'd die along with it and so be forced to watch it in the Outer Realm.
By the way, I said I wish I was afraid of escalators, not that I am in fact afraid of it.^^
I wish I wouldn't have to finish my report. gonk
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:59 am
TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then you'd die along with it and so be forced to watch it in the Outer Realm.
By the way, I said I wish I was afraid of escalators, not that I am in fact afraid of it.^^
I wish I wouldn't have to finish my report. gonk Granted. You have to finish a huge poster project instead. I wish I wasn't stuck at the library for 3 1/2 hours with only an hour slot of computer time. ><
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 6:28 pm
Granted. You now have 2.5 clones of yourself who don't want to do schoolwork either.
I wish this thread would speed up.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:47 pm
Granted, but due to some flop in the space-time continuum, it doesn't. Science is crazy like that.
I wish that carrots took over the world.
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:05 pm
Carrots take over the world and start eating every living non-plant based lifeform. Beware the werecabbits! ((Anyways, there was an old movie that had large carrots taking over the world... forget the name...))
I wish for my indigestion to go away.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 8:12 am
granted! but after 2 hours you get it by a grand piano, cartoon stile ^-^
i wish i didn't have a math test tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 11:05 am
Kattea granted! but after 2 hours you get it by a grand piano, cartoon stile ^-^
i wish i didn't have a math test tomorrow. Granted. But now you have a Geo test. I wish Matthew Kane existed.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:20 pm
Matthew Kane exists and his sole reason for existing is to cause you everlasting torment. He put you in so much pain you wanna to die, but when you fade off, he resusicitates you to make it longer.
I wish I knew what the hell my art teacher is smoking.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:25 pm
Granted, but then you'd find out it's only old newspaper.
I wish I could stay in bed tomorrow.
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Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 12:37 pm
You can stay in bed tomorrow, because I staple-gunned your sheets to your bed. All your teachers and classmates decide to barge in on your room for non-stop test and study sessions.
I wish I could knit something that someone would actually want to wear.
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