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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:32 pm
This is from band camp ages and ages and ages ago... (haha, just last August, though...seems like forever.)
Hartmetz: Micheal, you shorty, do it right!
Micheal: How about I chop you off at the knees and then we'll see who's short?
Hartmetz: ...even if you did that I wouldn't be THAT short. I've never been that short.
Hartmetz only thinks he's ubertall. Well, wait, he is. XD
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 5:44 pm
Gary comes and sings to us at lunch from "West Side Story" and we didnt even like that movie.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 9:08 pm
this was the best
soo my friend just joined band
So she didn't know how to tongue
and so Mr.Cripe was listing to all the flute play Harry Potter(YEA!)
Cripe says "April do you know to tongue" and shes like "no one taught me that"
So he turns to the only boy that plays flute and was like
"Kevyn take april in to the Practice room-The lights were deed so it was dark in there- and tongue her"
so every one in the band busted out laughing
also
My friend was putting her hair up and we are in the middle of a song
then Mr.Cripe stopped the band and was like "You know Im a great Hair stylest"
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 11:52 am
When ever our band director is having a rehearsal and is working with any section, our percussion players cant keep thier sticks quite, that always beat on everything!
well, one day, our band director got fed up and told them to put their sticks on the floor
that attmept failed, within 5 minutes, they were beating again
he finally said
"Guys, if you need something long and hard in your hands that you can beat, just go to the damn bathroom please!"
you had all of them turn bright red!
and the rest of us were just laughing!
=]
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 1:05 pm
My bd compares everything to food. EVERYTHING. He wants us to play more lagato, he describes melted ice cream, more disconnected he describes pretzels. He doesn't always make sense, but it's fun to listen to... and we always leave practice hungry.
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Posted: Tue Feb 05, 2008 3:27 pm
On a snowy day a few weeks ago...
Announcment: Try to take a bus home if you can.
H: No! I can't! No busses go to my house!
Us: ...where do you live?
H: The middle of nowhere. Go to nowhere, find the middle of it, there's my house.
*and later in class*
H: These whalemen in the song were alone, out in the middle of nowhere on the ocean with no contact with anyone else...
Us: *remembering earlier* Your house is on the ocean?
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 8:56 am
Okay, first of all this was during marching band season. We were playing the music of Chase... with such titles or "Get it on", "Handbags and Gladrags" and Open Up Wide". So my band director figuring that we would figure out that we were figuring out what the songs meant... gave us an abstinance speech. Later we have a few quotes
"You're making love to my ears"
"Save it until your married... or your mom"
-I certainly hope he didn't litterally mean that...
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:01 am
We were playing an odd sounding part in "When Angels Weep" and our BD's Sub (he conducts, too) got up and stopped conducting, and starting waving his hands above his head like he was doing the wave.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 10:04 pm
we were talking about practicing over the summer, and we got over in to summer vacations. that led into a discussion of how short clothes seem to be getting shorter. then my band director- a man of about 60 or so, and by no means good looking or in the best shape, says "imagine me in a tube top and mini skirt." we ended up not being able to play because we were all laughing to much. rofl
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:12 am
"Great! Then Chris can play bass clarinet for this and give us a warmer feeling down there!"
"I was just talking to [some guy's name] on the phone and he wants me to go and play my horn for him."
(to our trumpets, all guys) "In order for our sound to improve, we need to fit you all to your proper cup size." (as in for mouthpieces)
Our teacher's a moron. But he says some pretty funny stuff sometimes.... xD
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:43 am
This happened in Rehearsal last week:
Bing (director): What does "Fire of Eternal Flame" remind you guys of?
Daniel (t-bone): Glory.
Eliza (trumpet): Fire.
Hannah (Horn): Boredom.
Austin (Alto Sax): Through the Fire and the Flames on Expert.
Bing: What?
Austin: It's from Dragon Force.
Bing: Through the Fire in the Flames on Expert? What is it?
Austin: Um....it's a skill.
Bing: Have you...mastered it?
Austin: No...but Malcolm has.
Malcolm (Horn): Yeah. It was tough.
Bing: How do you acquire this "Dragon Force" and what does it do?
MAlcolm: It uh, is a symbol of...
Austin: Manleyness. Daniel's experienced it too.
Bing: CAn you show me some time?
Sam (Percussion): Um...I could bring it.
Bing: Wait, how many of you have seen the Force of the Dragon? Raise your hands.
*whole class raises hands*
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:38 am
Our band director talks in 'eubonics' so he has a weird accent which gives him really bad grammar and at times he can't pronounce certain words right. Our band has made an entire list of all the things he can't say xD.
Ridicalus (instead of ridiculous)
fabuliss (fabulous)
Sizzle (head, no idea how he gets that)
and tons of other words I can't remember at the moment.
One time he starting ranting about how horrible we were and right in the middle of it he pauses and then yells out, "This is RIDICALUS!!!" (it seriously sounds like that spell from Harry Potter) We laughed so hard xD It's still an inside joke with the marching band. It sounds mean but he'll walk out of the room and we'll start yelling, "Ridiculus! Absolutely Ridiculus!"
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:28 pm
"i'm not going to killl you"
-gibson
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 12:45 pm
My Band teacher last year said I had no potential but Then I cussed him out and got DT crying
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Pyramid Head In The Attic
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Posted: Sun Feb 10, 2008 4:03 pm
Charli Harte "i'm not going to killl you"
-gibson o_O Whoa, Gipson actually said that? Uh....lesse.... Ah! :3 Running joke in the band.... See, there's this one school called Sierra Vista. We have a sax named Sierra... Gipson: Sierra... Seirra: Huh? Gipson and about half the band: VISTA! xD Stupid, I know...
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