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 Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 12:42 pm
And it takes revenge upon me as I awkwardly walk into the room. Of course.
I drop my machete
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:09 pm
I plan to go after Robert Pattinson wit hsaid machete, but in a spastic fit, I trip and impale myself on the machete.
I drop a jar of penut butter.
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Posted: Thu Mar 18, 2010 3:14 pm
I make a peanut butter sandwich with the jar, and start eating it. i begin choking, and stumble out the door. I walk into the street, choking, and get hit by a car. I stand up, nearly uninjured, and begin to walk away, still choking, when a suicide car bomber drives up next to me, and blows me and the peanut butter sandwich to kingdom come.
I drop a tube of toothpaste.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 6:43 am
I pick up the tooth paste tube and lick the end to see what flavor it was. It ends up being a horribley terrible flavor and I throw it, but it ends up hitting someone important (I'm not going to name names or anything) and they end up punching me dead with his fist in his beard.
i drop an array of teeth.
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Posted: Fri Mar 19, 2010 1:38 pm
I put the teeth in my mouth (after washing them, of course), and pretend to be an old guy, and keep spitting out my teeth at people. As I pull this trick for the fifth time, I hiccup, sending the teeth into the back of my throat, where they pierce my jugular artery, and spray blood all over people.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 2:09 pm
Nothing was dropped. Because of this random anomaly Doctor Who appears in his Tardis with Rose Tyler and blows up my pathetic little town like he did in Pompeii. Surprisingly everyone was gone but me so I was the only one killed in the massive volcanic eruption.
I drop my tennis ball
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:18 pm
im walking and all of a suden a umbrella gouges me through the skull i drop my trumpet case and book bag ninja
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 4:19 pm
I pick up the tennis ball and start throwing it against a wall. I throw it so hard and at such an angle that it hits my head and penetrates my skull.
I drop some plastic wrap.
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Posted: Thu Mar 25, 2010 5:50 pm
I pick up the plastic wrap and examine the box carefully. On the side of the box, it reads "Do not wrap around head or suffocation may occur." Due to my spontaneous burst of dyslexia, I misinterpret the words as "Do wrap around head so suffocation may occur." So I do as I am told and sit there for several minutes. You of course can imagine what happens next. I eventually suffocate, of course!
When I was placing the plastic wrap around my head, I happened to drop my mp3 player.
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 5:34 am
I pick u[ the mp3 player, and decide to see what was on it. As I sat and listened it started to rain. For fear of getting electrocuted, I ran for cover under a tree. Lightning then strikes the tree instantly killing myself and the poor mp3 player.
I drop a jar of foot lotion.
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:50 am
walk down the ice covered street and slip on the lotion. i slide along and onto the train tracks just a train goes by.
drops a marker
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Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 10:03 pm
I pick up the marker and take the cap off. I start sniffing it and eventually get high. I think I have super powers and go out into traffic thinking I can stop a speeding car. I think you can guess what happens next but if you can't here it is: The car speeds along and hits me, I die on contact.
While I am high I drop a Pez dispenser.
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:01 am
I pick up the pez despenser and eat one of the candies. I die because they are laced with poison.
I Drop a grilled cheese sandwich.
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:23 am
I pick up the sandwich and dust off the dirt, and save it for later. Later eventually comes, but I lost it and die on a very adventourus journey to locate it.
I drop my electric pencil sharpener.
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 10:35 am
I stick my pen in accidentally and it explodes. some of the ink gets swallowed by me by accident and I die of poison.
I drop my 800 dollar fully customized factory direct dell laptop.
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