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 Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 12:33 am
I'm supposed to be calm and only fight if attacked so I won't kill you. However if you keep acting like an idiot I will change my mind and kill you. After all, it is easier to ask forgiveness than permission.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 2:28 pm
"We're looking to make a pirate crew."
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 5:47 pm
Okay I can't cut you with this sword, sicne it's wooden, but I can still whack you with it! *whacks* (other people- "Ouch!! )
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:25 pm
My hair is a weapon of mass destruction.
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Posted: Mon Jul 05, 2010 8:54 pm
"im a guy..with a stick.." (plate of cookies to anyone who can tell me where i got this joke from!)
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 3:26 am
"Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep- Ah, screw it! Where am I?"
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swiggityswootytootyfruity
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:21 am
"shh they don't know i have the key to this ball and chian..."
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:34 pm
When did I get a fish tail?!!! eek
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 12:40 pm
"What? My eye? Oh, well, *shrugs, puts hand on gun holster* Keep out of reach of redheads."
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 1:43 pm
"I'm going to the library to be casual and confused?"
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 5:58 pm
I only wear black and white because it's the only colors that I see
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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 6:00 pm
"Don't make me decimate you!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 7:44 am
"no this isn't blood on my knife it's grape jelly"
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Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 10:24 pm
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swiggityswootytootyfruity
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