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 Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 9:56 am
Nihilistic_Impact Things are good. Looks like I'll be having a position as bartender at Clash's bar. I just need to figure what character to use. Giles is alreayd a bartender, but he doesn't fit the theme of the bar so I may have to use a different character. Sajuuk may work, but seeing a humanoid displacer beast serve drinks may be a little much. A bartender? Huzzah! cheese_whine
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:00 am
Hehe. Gotta love Shoutwire, man.
"Man With 10-year old Erection Awarded $400,000"
"Teenager Saws Off Corpse's Head To Make B.ong"
"Man Continues Watching Soccer As House Burns Down"
"2 Caught With Blunt in KFC" (They were smoking a giant frigging pot-cigar when two DEA agents were ordering food there)
"Operation To Remove Lightbulb From Inmate's a**s"
"Man Robbed By Teens He Met on "
"The Government Wants to Be Your Pimp" (Hungarian w.horess have to pay taxes on their services now)
"Tips on Growing Ma.rijuana Indoors"
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:03 am
The teenager making a bong out of a skull is an old one, I remeber reading that article along time ago. And I've heard of most of the others as they came into print.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:12 am
I don't keep in touch with worldly events, mainly because of the condescending manner reporters use when reporting. And because the world just angers me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:14 am
I don't watch the news at all, don't even read the paper. I just have a forum that I go to when I want to read up on world affairs and odd things that they found amusing. Half the time I don't even read the article, prefering to read the commentary that it spawns is far more interesting to me.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:19 am
~:rolls on the floor laughing:~
I think... Vahn
Someone has a crush on me. It's fun to watch.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:24 am
Twas turned into..
Original artist seemed quite pleased. And for the record: damned feminine looking male characters. domokun
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:25 am
The many scenarios that can happen when Ryu meets a new girl.
1. They fall madly in love for each other, and it heads for the bed for the first time. Ryu slams the woman doing a powerbomb, (some interesting happenings before the powerbomb is delivered) then hormonal rampages begin with one another.
2. They become sparring partners, who always go at it hard with one another, but then suddenly have intimant sessions all over the Gym mat.
3. They're out in the woods, it's a dark crescent night. Ryu looks into her eyes, she looks into his. The moon's full, Ryu's eyes turn blue and he turns into a tiger. She turns into a panther. She runs off, he chases her. Raging animal intimacy.
~:Goes on for hours upon end:~
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:27 am
#23's quite good.
"They begin to fall in love with one another, when Ryu is about to bang her - when, he is stabbed in the back of the head by an unknown figure, and falls onto the ground. Fortunately, he survives - but cannot move the sword, less it cause even further brain damage."
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:27 am
Ryu go for a walk outside or something.
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 10:50 am
Vahn, your signature is messed up. >O It looks like he's raping her in the a** and she's... You get it, don't you? rolleyes
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:18 am
Oh my god! Right there! DON'T STOP! -Throws her hands against OOC wall, popping it.-
cool
-Poofs.-
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:25 am
Tru Punky Oh my god! Right there! DON'T STOP! -Throws her hands against OOC wall, popping it.- cool -Poofs.- YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:26 am
Kuro_Tsuwamono YOU BROKE THE FOURTH WALL!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Jun 30, 2006 11:29 am
O.o Penetration? What's going on in here?
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