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 Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:13 pm
TheDeadGerbil Granted, but then the definition of rock would be changed to "the art of making bad impressions of Willie Wonka".
I wish someone would giftwrap David Duchovny and leave him on my doorstep. 3nodding
i wish i lived in japan.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:41 pm
Granted, but you're part of a bukkake ring.
I wish for a dollar.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 1:44 pm
Granted, but it's monopoly money.
I wish I wasn't on punishment anymore! ><
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Currently questing for a red/black joker collar
Process - 2570/27500 tickets
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:16 pm
Granted, but then you'd have the liberty of doing something worse and get a worse punishment.
I wish my cat liked me! gonk [/pathetic]
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:28 pm
Granted, but then it sleeps on your face and suffocates you during the night.
I wish i could understand TheDeadGerbil's siggy, and fear it.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 3:44 pm
Granted, but you're so scared, you're now afraid of any form of the English language and are stripped of any other languages you may know.
I wish for my computer screen to actually let me see things.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 4:44 pm
Granted, but you go blind.
I wish I could find the stupid song I'm looking for...
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Process - 2570/27500 tickets
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 5:31 pm
granted, but instead of sounding like the song you want It'll be music from barney (non stop)
I wish my school got closed
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 7:40 pm
granted- it closed, but you have to go to school during the summer and the air-conditioning broke the 2nd day of june
I wish I was a holiday.... just like santa....
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:14 pm
Tarrien is celebrated as a holiday. I hope you like cannabilism, human sacrifice, looting, murder, and other violent and/or carnal acts carried out in your name.
I wish I could drive without hitting a Lexus.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:15 am
Granted- but you hit a Rolls Royce... and a puppy.
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I wish for the legalization of Gay Marriage, Marijuana, and...umm....
...popcorn........hats?
Yeah, that's it! Popcorn hats...
mini_chick mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 12:20 am
mini_chick Granted- but you hit a Rolls Royce... and a puppy. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------- I wish for the legalization of Gay Marriage, Marijuana, and...umm.... ...popcorn........hats? Yeah, that's it! Popcorn hats... mini_chick mrgreen Granted but then straigh marriage is banned, and the hats give everyone a firey head since it's Jiffy Pop-Popcorn hats I wish for a lemon
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 1:30 am
Granted -- but not being specific on location, it replaces the function of your heart, killing you 15 seconds later as it combusts internally. And lemony. It probably stings too. Ow.
I wish I was a cyborg.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:01 am
granted, but your cyborg parts catches a computer-virus which causes your nervesystem[sp?] to crash and leave you paralyzed from the neck down.
i wish i was 10 years old again.
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Posted: Sun Feb 05, 2006 4:09 am
MadGnu I wish i could understand TheDeadGerbil's siggy, and fear it.
@Kattea: Granted, but then you'd be 10 years old for the rest of your life, never getting independence, your own money, your own life or any sex at all.
I wish I was able to wake up in the morning, wash up, dress up and have a nice breakfast in 5 minutes, every morning.
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