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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 7:45 am
unfortunately, your born into a world of tribes that hunt and use unicorns as their food source your next life
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 7:58 am
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:30 am
Unfortunately, I'm reincarnated as god of that world and controlled you're fate so that you will be still eaten.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:42 am
Fortunately, I will no longer be a unicorn when I die.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:44 am
Unfortunately, I reincarnated you to an single cell organism.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:45 am
Fortunately, I have evolved.
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2012 8:48 am
Unfortunately, you earn yourself the Darwin award
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:00 am
Fortunately, the darwin award means nothing to me.
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Posted: Mon May 28, 2012 9:45 am
(do I need to explain the Darwin award?) Unfortunately, you start a trend in your family of mass stupidity leading to their deaths.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 2:30 pm
(((The darwin award really does mean nothing to me.)))
fortunately, you are in my family.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 4:35 pm
Unfortunately, he was born with a ridiculously high IQ making him immune.
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Posted: Tue May 29, 2012 7:39 pm
fortunately, his IQ was so high, he killed himself because he was all alone in the world.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 12:13 am
unfortunately, his extremely high IQ did not account for the fact that he was not alone, so his death was in vain
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:01 am
Fortunately, no one cares.
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Posted: Fri Jun 01, 2012 7:12 am
Unfortunately, due to no one cares. Ragnarok happened.
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