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 Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 7:32 pm
Evil_Twin_V1.337 -Master[Cookie]- Schildkrote granted. theyre wearing spiked armor. i wish rocks were edible. Granted, they taste carpet.
I wish I had a duck. granted- but it has the bird flu and it migrates to New York City I wish i had a new computer that could play sims 2 Granted, but as soon as you get that computer it dies from the "i love you virus" I wish Cher would go on tour in my city...
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:31 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 8:56 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 9:04 pm
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Posted: Fri Feb 03, 2006 10:54 pm
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:43 am
Granted, but the mormons attack and convert you forcing you to live under one husband along side many slave wives.
I wish that I don't get persecuted for the last wish I granted
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:04 am
Granted, but because of it everyone holds a grudge against you and you never are able succeed in anything. And waffles conspire against you.
I wish I had a long, happy life full of everything I ever wanted that never went bad. [ruin that!]
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 9:51 am
InfectiousChaos Granted, but because of it everyone holds a grudge against you and you never are able succeed in anything. And waffles conspire against you. I wish I had a long, happy life full of everything I ever wanted that never went bad. [ruin that!] Granted, but due to some cosmic balancing thingy, a baby rabbit has the worst life imaginable, and everything goes wrong. Eventually, it gets killed by some hunter dude, and the meat is sold to a restaurant. Later, you eat it. Now doesn't that make you feel bad? I wish I had a robotic Chuck Norris.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:00 am
Granted, but the robot is defective and explodes when you turn it on. This causes your house to catch fire. Your house burns to the ground and leaves you with second decrea burns. (and nowhere to live)
I wish I had an Ice Tiara
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 10:43 am
Granted, but then some Tiara freak would envy you and hack you, steal all your stuff plus he would pass by you for some time, sending insultous PMs to all your friends, flaming randomly, acting like a total n00b in several forums, bitching the admins, etc., till your name gets so spotted you can't log in anymore. The worst thing is, when you try to explain what happened to people, nobody believes you.
I wish I was a lesbian.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:10 am
granted, but you find that your female partner was actually a man who had his gender changed. he still hasnt had his surgery, after deciding this isnt so bad you give it a go-and he give you AIDS, and every HIV known to man.
i wish i had the power to see the future.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:21 am
gothik.reborn granted, but you find that your female partner was actually a man who had his gender changed. he still hasnt had his surgery, after deciding this isnt so bad you give it a go-and he give you AIDS, and every HIV known to man.
i wish i had the power to see the future. Granted, but the attrocities and corruption, and boy bands you see drive you into suicidal depression, and umm...emoism... sad I wish all my favorite nick shows would came back on... cry
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:43 am
Cornelius_Michelangelo Granted, but the mormons attack and convert you forcing you to live under one husband along side many slave wives. Mormons haven't practiced that for years. The only people who do still practice polygamy is the offshoot colonies. I know this because I'm mormon. Forceably. Now, onto the actual game. @mini_chick: Granted, but they've put new voice actors in there who sound like they're on crack. I wish for the utter destruction of rap music.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 11:59 am
Granted, but its replaced with polka.
I wish I was a rock star.
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Posted: Sat Feb 04, 2006 12:25 pm
Granted, but then the definition of rock would be changed to "the art of making bad impressions of Willie Wonka".
I wish someone would giftwrap David Duchovny and leave him on my doorstep. 3nodding
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