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 Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 12:43 pm
To the Fish Hatchery.
Why do people accept two men punching eachother more than they accept two men kissing each other?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 2:39 pm
Because every man secretly likes getting spanked.
Why is steel so heavy?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 3:09 pm
Because its actually a whale.
Why is the sky blue?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:56 pm
Because someone colored it with a highlighter.
Why are people afraid of the dark?
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 11:10 am
Because that is where I am hiding. >=D
Why is the World round?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 1:33 pm
Because it wouldn't really make sense with a big blue cube floating up in space.
Why are we writing on the walls?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:00 pm
because the monkey told us to.
why did my rainbow cupcakes dissapear?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 2:49 pm
Because the rainbow leprechauns went on strike.
Why is diamond the hardest substance in the world?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 4:48 pm
Because you passed Chemistry.
Why is wood soft?
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 5:11 pm
A crazy planet full of crazy people is somersaulting all around the sky.
Why is band camp over?
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 12:16 am
It's not. It ain't over until the Band Director sings.
Why are we lost in the sound of separation?
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:42 am
Becuse I have a fever.
Why don't I work more hours?
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Posted: Fri Aug 14, 2009 9:33 pm
Because I said you cant scream
Why do I have alright balance marching, but I can't walk normally without tripping over myself?
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 4:56 pm
Because you have no rhythm.
What defines the great line?
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 9:10 am
That big red line that goes down the middle of the livingroom.
Where am I?
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