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 Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 3:16 pm
My band director was saying, "Drummers are aggressive! So, please guys (and ladies) be more aggresive!" I wasn't really paying attention, and I was being dirty, and y'know... ROFL, my mind was being dirty and sick, but it was funny. I laughed really hard while everyone was staring at me with weird faces. Lol, I almost got sent to ISS. xP
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:12 pm
"Trumpet players thank you for being quiet. I know you didn't mean to, but thank you anyways."
Talking to me: "I think maybe there is a reason why people don't use sentuple sharps in music"
(sentuple sharp: xxx# raise by 7 half steps)
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:28 pm
Okay so one of the guys in my class (John) was going to his guidance meeting, and he plays French horn. So everyone was joking around about what John should say to Mr. Griffin (guidance man) about what he wanted to be, and one of them said somthing like 'hornolagy' and Our teacher Schoon says 'Yeah you should be a hornagrapher' (sp?) And John is like 'I'm gonna be a Horn Star!'. We still bug him about it.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:48 pm
My music teacher is an ape. He has hairy long arms and sweats up a storm every time he conducts, because he waves his arms EVERYwhere.
In the slentando part in Adagio, he flaps his arms and basically does the macarina, trying to keep us all in beat, but we're too busy laughing our asses off to do so. He doesn't know what we're laughing at though x]
"KEIFER! REMEMBER YOUR E FLATS! Keifer, E flat. Hey, it rhymes! Keifer, E Flat. Keifer, E Flat." -sings-
"Um, Mr. P? It doesn't rhyme."
"Okay, now we're going from FF to pp." says Mr. P
"Haha, you said peepee." says Amanda. x]
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 4:55 pm
agmo82 where to start.... "You've gotta roll before you bang, and you've gotta bang before you zoom." "You want it to PUNCH! What you've got right now is like a slap fight a la Nick and Eamon" "YOU CAN'T SAY THAT IN FRONT OF ME!" "Could I get fired for that?" "SCHBANG!" boy can I relate with that x] "JORDAN. JORDAN. JORDAN. SHUT THE HELL UP." "Baba ba ba BA ba ba. Not babababababluhhh." "Okayokayokay. This is the recording: lalalaaaa. And this is you: *makes fart noise*" x]
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 5:22 pm
My Middle School Band Teacher said, "And here comes the big ritard!"
The flutes couldn't play the rest of the period.
"One more time......again!"
"Drums! Was that a test? Well, you're testing me!"
"WHAT WAS THAT!? Dropping phrases, missing step-offs. GET OFF THE FIELD! GO HOME!"
"M.P. does not mean more Paul!"
"Occasionally a chord will have a left turn signal under it. (Cough) Right Terry?"
"Clarinets......(long pause)...let's actually look at your coordinate sheets"
"Move vertically, play horizontally"
"You must concentrate, grasshopper"
"Be where you are supposed to be in the music... and in life also"
Thank You!!! I'll be in the band room all week. Try the cafeteria chicken strips"
I need more tuba.
You guys this is coming along great.
Awww... so cute.... I'm gonna go throw up now.
Go away Brianna.
That was a great rehearsal... NOW LEAVE!
As soon as you walk into this room, you must obey by my rules, you are now in Gros land.
Pretend that the drums are my face and you absolutely hate my rehearsals
Welcome to Concert Band I where dreams and nightmares become realities...
Bad Attack...Again.....Bad Attack....Again.....Bad Attack...Again.....
Blend like your favorite Jamba Juice smoothie!
btw... the director from "I need more tuba" onward... His name is Mr. Gros
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 8:46 pm
My teacher is a really formidably big white guy who turns really red when he gets mad, and has this poofy blonde-white hair. He's very serious, so it's extra funny when he says something funny.
"You have to get your tongue in there, Jon!"
"Stop sucking on that thing and BLOW!"
"Look, the oom's are the fish, and the pah's are the birds. You do both. You're a duck! See... a duck... get it?"
"Those two notes are the meat and the potatoes... see... your note is the mustard! You don't want too much mustard."
"USE MORE OXYGEN!!! It's a cheap high, and it's legal!"
and for the choir teacher...
"And so I was like... ********! And just kinda-- oh my god did I just say that?"
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 9:17 pm
My band director is a skinny balding man in his lower thirties (poor guy):
HEY!! This is soooouuuul peice! HOLLA! *makes fake gang signs*
AW... ********. Singalings are comming... ((singaling=nickname for choir kids)
NOW GO!! AND KILL!! FOR THIS... IS... *makes epic pose* SPAARRTAAAA!!!
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 5:08 am
My band teacher really isn't that funny. He can be sometimes, but your techers sound a lot funnier.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 10:48 am
It was HELLA funny. This tener sax couldn't get this note right, so my teacher said that he had to leave middle valve open. He demonstrated by flipping him off. lol. rofl
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:22 pm
Today we did small ensembles, and another band director helped the Saxes out. Someone had written FALCON PUNCH on the dry erase board in the practice room.
"What is that...?"
"Um, the board says 'falcon punch'"
"Well, we can do without the falcon."
He erases the word falcon, but punch is still up there. Whenever someone would play a solo he'd point to it and do all these punching actions. Kinda domokun funny
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:26 pm
"Oh god I love yogurt. The kind with the fruit at the bottom...my god it's amazing."
Not exactly what he said but it's along the lines of it biggrin
This came out of nowhere mind you.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:34 pm
poptartchild It was HELLA funny. This tener sax couldn't get this note right, so my teacher said that he had to leave middle valve open. He demonstrated by flipping him off. lol. rofl OHMEJEEZ!!!!!!!!!!! U SPELLED TENOR WRONG(tener=your spelling tenor=correct spelling) i want to strangle you grrrrrrr stressed btw if you didnt notice im a tenor sax twisted
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:39 pm
Cool. I'm an Alto sax.
I wish I had a funnier band director, though.
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Posted: Thu Jan 17, 2008 3:47 pm
at my band camp, the head director made us all put down are insterments, then rase our right hand strate out at a 45ish degree angle and march arround like that, but what realy summed it all up was that in the show, durring a transison, we made a swashticka.
In a class, the same director said to a Trumpit who mest up, "come up hear boy, and I'll give you a spanken!!"
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