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 Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 12:43 pm
i pick up the pot of mac and chesse and shove my face in it burning my eyes. Not watching where i going i walk into the street and get run over.
My week old slim jim flies out my pocket
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 1:53 pm
After a week, the meat snack has hardened up substantially. So much so, that the gale-force wind picks it up and hurls it at me with force great enough to impale me. I stumble around with this stick of meat jutting out of my lung, and eventually die trying to get to the hospital.
I dropped a quarter.
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:02 pm
I swallow the quarter, but turns out it was a counterfiet. The emtal it was made out of cracks inside my stomach and causes my belly to explode
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Posted: Tue Jan 12, 2010 4:25 pm
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 8:34 am
Nothing has ever been dropped, so the shock of sends mother nature hurling out of its usual time space continum and there is nothing to hold me on Earth anymore. I float out in space and die of suffocation. Of course, I'm the only one that Mother Nature hates so everyone else survives on Earth and the time space continum comes back.[Oi. That makes absolutely no sense. Lol]
I drop my Chuck Taylors.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 10:07 am
I pick up the Chuck Taylors and examine it ((because I have no idea what that is)), and then I trip over something and go into a coma. I'm in a coma for so long that my family gives up on me and they pull the plug.
I drop my sister on her head.
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Posted: Wed Jan 13, 2010 6:12 pm
[Chuck Taylors = Converse All-Stars]
I watch as the girl falls on her head and dies, and I end up going to prison because I didn't call 911 to try and save her.
I drop my PS3 and the game Battlefield: Bad Company
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:15 pm
I pick up the ps3 and the game and run home where i plug it into my tv. I get shocked and die
I drop a condom.................0_o
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Posted: Fri Jan 15, 2010 5:29 pm
i pick up the condom and dont know what to do with it so i decide to pull out my lighter and burn it screaming and flailing saying "yay for not needing condoms!" and then the flaming condom blows up...
i drop the lighter.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 4:35 pm
I pick up the lighter, and decide to have some fun. I start lighting things on fire, unfortunately, a couple embers landed on me, and I didn't know how to stop drop and roll...
I left behind my shades.
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 5:24 pm
i grab the shades and put them on. It is nighttime and I am driving. i take a uturn too fast and cascae int a tree. Unlike the lucky students in my 7th period, I am killed by the airbag.
I drop my watch
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Posted: Sat Jan 16, 2010 6:40 pm
I examine the watch while walking past. the beauty of it inspired me to go to the park and look at little children playing. And then, randomly, some derranged preist throws a refirdgerator at me. I am immediately killed.
I drop a vibrator.
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 1:14 pm
I pick up the vibrator and not knowing what to do with it i drop it then trip over it. and roll into the road where i am hit by a 18 wheeler.
i drop my clarinet
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 9:11 pm
*go clarinets xd *
I pick up the clarinet but trip and it stabs me through the heart
I drop a Chinese finger trap
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Posted: Sun Jan 17, 2010 11:18 pm
I Pick up the said finger trap, and reminisce because i used to have a lot of these when I was little. Unknowingly, I trap my fingers. Unfortunately, I walk on a landmine. Big boom, right? Right.
I dropped a go-kart.
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