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 Posted: Thu Aug 06, 2009 2:10 pm
Because he is a Player that happens to wear a fancy suit.
What would happen if everyone in Congress wore a thong?
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 9:25 am
They'd have thong comparing parties and whichever party had the better thongs would win the vote.
How does the earth move?
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Posted: Fri Aug 07, 2009 8:31 pm
Chuck Norris is constantly walking, and, in fear of getting round house kicked in the face, the earth moves for him.
Which Came first, the chicken or the egg?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 8:20 am
The cat
will the world end in the year 2012
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 4:23 pm
I graduate that year, so if I don't make into a military academy before December, you'll know.
Who would win in a fight, an Irresistible Force or an Immovable Object?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:37 pm
The biggest gazoombas ever.
Did I do good?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 6:45 pm
Lemons.
How many keys on a trumpet?
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 9:58 pm
ten
When will the war finally end?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:48 am
.... It's still going? Get G. I. Joe in there, gosh.
Why do we kill in the name of what we think is right?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 2:52 am
they stole our yu-gi-oh cards
is this a stick up or are you just happy to see me?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:21 am
Impossible! The dog ate it.
Why don't pigs fly?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 7:28 am
Because they ate to much pork.
[[Sorry I'm about to take something out of a siggy I seen]]
Why do we kill people who kill people to show people that killing people is wrong?
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:19 pm
In Soviet Russia, siggy's take something from you.
If a light sleeper sleeps lighter with a light on, does a hard sleeper sleep harder with a hard on?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 9:11 am
bahahaha!
Only on Tuesdays.
Where's Jeff?
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 11:41 am
In my dog's imagination.
Where do broken cats go?
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