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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 5:46 pm
When you create a blog with a list of why your crush or boyfriend is a vampire!
Mine IS!
HE is a vampire because:
1. HE plays baseball, vampires like playing baseball. And they play it amazingly.
2. HE runs like there's no frickin' tomarrow. Vampires run uber fast- so fast you can't see them.
3. HIS eyes change color noticeably when I'm around HIM. Today for instance they were bright ice blue the first time I looked at them, and throughout the day faded to deep midnight blue that looked black from the same distance they had appeared blue. Vampires' eyes change color based on their thirst.
4. HE is 'magick.' Vampires can and do have extra powers- like knowing what others are thinking or feeling, even if that other person isn't aware of it yet... that one gets annoying...
5. HE is sexy. Vampires are sexy.
6. the biting
7. The cold doesn't affect HIM. HE'S always fine. Same as vampires.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 4:30 pm
153. When you wish that Bella was you 154. That you fantasize about that one day (well chapter) will come when Edward and Bella have their "moment" 155. When you wish there were guys at your school like Edward
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:11 am
156. When your sister has to go on this "Twilight retreat" and you squeal and scream and demand that you come come along with her.
157. Everyday, you gaze at the Forks on the dinnertable. (Honestly, I'm thinking of Twilight nearly 24/7..even CUTLERY brings me back to it.)
158. When you're in class and it begins to rain outside, you squeal and tell your teacher that you're going to the bathroom. But instead, you run outside in the rain screaming, "I'm in Forks! I'm in Forks! Edward, come out!" (HAHA. No. I don't do that. But my sister assumed I would if I could. ==" Yes, I would.)
159. A stranger with honey-gold eyes walks past you and you stare after them, trying out the other theories of vampires...very fair skin, incredibly beautiful...then if they're all that, you know what your dream will be about that night.
160. You try to lift your dad's full-sized van off the ground. (Too heavy for me) of course.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:16 am
HAHA! ROFLS! I can hear the Simpsons on TV in the background and this is what happened.. (Yes, it's related)
"Because of the school policy, you are not allowed to wear earrings at school...unless you're a gypsy..." - Principal Skinner. "Uh...Well, I'm a gypsy" - Millhouse. "Well, prove it." - Principal Skinner. "Uh.....I VONT TO SUCK YOUR BLOOD!!!" - Millhouse. "Ah-uh" shakes head "That's a vampire" - Principal Skinner.
161. You squeal when you hear of vampires. Even just that one word. =)
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:41 am
162. You say, "There's Edward!" when you see a silver Volvo drive past you or when you see the ad.
163. You smile when you see or hear someone mention fangs and think, "Oh, we have weapons." - Edward Cullen. =)
164. You go to that meadow near your school and lay down in the sun, waiting for SOMEONE *cough* to come and blind you with his sparkliness.
165. You wear a diamond bracelet simply because everytime it's in the sun, it sparkles brightly. (Like seriously, I'm wearing it right now. It's BEAUTIFUL!!!)
166. You look for a chain bracelet with a small wolf charm or a beautiful sparkly love-heart in the jewellery stores.
167. You nag your best friend everyday to try and make him admit he's a vampire just because he has gold eyes, very fair skin and he's a very inhumanly beautiful best friend! (who's name is Edmund. Ooft! That's just too close.)
168. When your best friend admits that he's a vampire, for your own sake, so you'll stop the nagging! You disagree with him and say he can't be Edward because he's hot but not as hot as Edward and he's not in Forks and he's not seventeen. Then your best friend is confused because he hasn't read the book! =) oh, how cute!
169. You saved a list on your computer of who has the names mentioned in the book. e.g - My cousins name is Isabella Marie, her last name ends with 'S', and we call her Bella. SO CLOSE! and the list goes on..HAHA, there's like 24 people on my "Twilight names" list.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 11:59 am
al Sircar when you watch every movie the actors Stephanie Meyer wants to play her characters have been in. (RainyRose, that is the BEST siggy I have ever seen!) awww, thank you! mrgreen
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:44 pm
When your willing to drive to a different state just to buy Eclipse because you local bookstore was sold out.
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 8:48 pm
170. When your reading Eclipse at 1am, because you can't sleep and when you come across a completely adorable part, you squeal "Awwwwwwwww!!!" and then text your other Twilight fan friends describing how you thought the moment was so cute.
171. When you and your friends text each other back and forth about how you think Jacobs cute.
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 8:30 am
172 When you wish you da bought you a silver volvo instead of the white mercury sable. 173 when you suspeck your brother might be a werewolf ebcause he's become huge in the last few months (AND he's WAY bigger than you yet you are two years older than him) 174. You suspect your (this is gonna sound weird but this is what i call him) best-friend-than-boyfriend-then-ex-boyfriend-best-friend-again-known-as-the-"friend-boy" is a vampire because he frequently points out that he's gonna bite you. 175. When you are in gym class and wish that you could sit on edward's back while he runs rather than run yourself. 176. When you wish alice cullen was your sister. 177. When you call your brother Quil and he looks at you like you grew another head. 178. When you and your best friend sit in spanish class and have hour long conversations about twilight. 179. when you and said friend in said class having said conversations say that jake is cute and jake wells thinks you're talking about him and you know that boy is NOT cute and you both have to say "NOT YOU JAKE the hot jake" then he looks insulted and you both laugh. (sounds mean but he's mean too) 180 When you think this one boy who has bitten you is a somehow genetically unstable vampire because he's definately not hot. 181. when you actually write down all the reasons you are obsessed.
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Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2007 9:00 pm
182.when you read the book in a classroom and burst out laughing in the middle of class when 'reading time is over' ew.
i still cant belive i did that! haha.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 11:58 am
183. when you hear an interview stephenie meyer did and you screamed at the top of your lungs because your favorite characters is coming back and currently screaming right now because you are thinking about it. 184. When you scream because you heard she was writing a second book! AHHHHHH!!!!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 3:05 pm
when you go and hug anyone named Bella, Edward, Alice, Rosalie, Emmett, Jasper, Carlisle, Esme, or Stephanie.
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 5:15 pm
185. When you go to an italian restauraunt and order mushroom ravioli because bella did when she was rescued by Edward. It was good! wink
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 11:35 pm
186. when you start saying Sure Sure...like Jacob and Bella 4laugh
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 7:38 am
Ahh lol i say that too. lol 187. When you are getting your scedule for school and its cold out and you say to your friends that you wish jacob was there to keep you warm and the say "hey isn't your bf named mike?" and "wait, i thought you broke up with him?" 188. When you and beth start a friendship on the soul fact taht you've both becomr obsessed with twilight.
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