Kireaji
Hey, could someone help me fix my computer?
cool Try this method, it works for every computer problem:
1/ Shut down the computer.
2/ Go to the kitchen.
3/ Grab some grub and stuff yourself.
4/ Now that you are full of energy, go to where ever you keep your construction tools thingamabobers. Grab an axe.
5/ Go to your wardrobe. Put on that Halloween costume.
6/ Now head towards your local park.
7/ Begin chopping down the trees at the park with the axe. Just in case anyone stares at you, put on that Halloween costume so no one will suspect a thing.
8/ Collect the lumber and bring it to the front yard of your house.
9/ Go back into your house and put the axe back to its original position.
10/ Unplug your computer.
11) Now go find a bottle of gas and a lighter or matchstick.
12) Bring computer, gas, and lighter/matchstick to the front yard.
13) Dump computer onto lumber and pour the gas on it. Be sure to get the wood and computer nice and coated.
14) Use the lighter/matchstick to initiate the fire.
15) Now dance around the flame singing the Powerpuff Girls main theme. Remember to keep the Halloween costume on at all times or else the incentation will not work.
16) After 5min, get a bucket of water and put out the fire.
17) Retrieve the computer and plug it back into the wall.
AND VOILA! FIXED COMPUTER.
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