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 Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:40 pm
Oh sh** my G string broke
I have a big horn
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 6:42 pm
The saxophone sectional shirts one year: "This stud wants you to practice safe sax" along with the picture of a kid with the nickname 'Getsomedick'
For all us horns out there, "Damnit! There's just so much tubing. Dude, give me the damn lube!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 17, 2007 8:08 pm
shoaffer sarahbeth0218 BD: "All you have to do is stick the long Fuzzy thing inside the small hole and move it around some" Band: "falls over in laughter" That sounds like something our BD would say! BD: Shoaffer, I know it's big but you need to blow long and hard! Shoaffer: eek redface I play Bass Trombone. And I can't get enough air through my horn. Same thing happens to me, but also, I'm a beginner at trombone, I actually play baritone so I'm scared of messing up so I play softly even when I try to play loud.
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 6:32 pm
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Posted: Thu Jan 18, 2007 10:46 pm
Shadow Deadeye Oh sh** my G string broke I have a big horn oh dear..... eek
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 4:04 pm
our band director named a group of sets in our show the flat, split, grind, swish swish, grind. blaugh he didn't even realize how perverted that was! xd
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 5:56 pm
Trumpets do it with three fingers...baritones with four....but trombones can do it in seven positions!
...i know, i know.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 6:46 pm
MerlinAnne This wasn't my music teacher but it was one of those random teacher lines, we were doing minerals in school and our science teacher was telling us about how to look for cleavage.... Teacher: Looking for cleavage is a hard thing, I mean in college I took a whole class on it.... lol OMG, my science teacher said something like that too! He was talking about rock cleavage and everyone was giggleing and he was all like wth? My science teacher rules da world... Alongside by me BD, of course.
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 7:56 pm
We play a game called
" F around the flutes" to help us be able to tune without the tuning machine.
When our director first told us we were all like.
o____o'
F around the flutes?
It sounded dirty.
"Let's F around the flutes."
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Posted: Fri Jan 19, 2007 8:18 pm
i need to practice fingering
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 12:42 am
We bandies always have trouble getting those clasps on our uniforms that are right at your neck done without help.
So, my Sax friend walks up and is like, "Tsuki? Could you please do me?"
rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 1:06 am
My BD: "COME ON GUYS! I told you, you can't rub down your slides in the middle of class!! Take care of that at home, or before you come in here!!
And percussion! STAND UP!! What are you even doing back there?!
Geez, this is why we never get anything done....people just keep foolin' around....."
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 5:35 am
No matter how perverted this sounds..IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!! ok we were at a band thing and we were changing on the bus.....and i hear the bd telling my brother to oil her down and then stick it in.......so my bro gets on the bus and goes back and sits with a girl who's getting changed.....i can no longer c him eek it was cool though....the bd was talking bout his sousaphone cause he got something in it or something. rofl
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 4:37 pm
You're a little sticky. Clean it off and lube it up. (trombone slide)
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:47 pm
SilverTsuki We bandies always have trouble getting those clasps on our uniforms that are right at your neck done without help.
So, my Sax friend walks up and is like, "Tsuki? Could you please do me?"
rofl On our uniforms, we have hooks in the back of our collars. There are some kids (like me) who can get it hooked by ourselves, but some band kids have to have someone to hook it for them. We call them hookers. I know, I know, it's corny, but I could go on with disturbing band stuff... I don't want to though... Mwuhahahahahaha...hahahaha
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