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 Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 4:30 pm
Simmons- We should get it off.
Grif- Good idea, go for it.
Simmons- What? By "we" I meant "you"
rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Fri Jul 27, 2007 5:02 pm
You do realize this is 'Blue Base' right?? confused
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Death_Metal_Ninja Captain
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Posted: Sat Jul 28, 2007 9:21 pm
Celedeen Tachibana Tucker: *says slowly* Ok. Church is trying to get a translator so that we can talk to eachother.Church: Tucker, the enormous alien doesn't speak our language. Speaking slowly is not gonna help.Tucker: What? I'm talking to Caboose.Church: Oh. Caboose: I don't understand. Are, are you hungary? Tucker, are you hungary? Are you cold?Tucker: What? No, dude-Caboose: Do you need a blanket? Tucker, do you want some hotdogs in a blanket?Tucker: Damn it, no. Caboose, I'm not cold, I don't want a hotdog, and if you put mustard in my ******** sheets again, I'm gonna kill you.
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 8:20 am
Scotland is the world's leading producer of Scotch whiskey, scotch tape, butterscotch, abd Hop scotch
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Posted: Sat Aug 11, 2007 7:30 pm
Church: Doc, get over there and help Caboose.
Doc: No, he's not even injured.
*bang*
Caboose: Ow!
Doc: I hate you. Alright, which foot is it, the left one, or the right one?
Caboose: I think it's the left one.
Doc: Let's go for the one that's bleeding.
Caboose: Rest in peace pinky toe.
O'Malley inside Caboose: YOU SHALL BE AVENGED!
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Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2007 1:06 pm
Sister: You always looked after me when mom left to join the circus
Simmons: Your mom is is the circus?
Sarge: Was your mom a flaming sword swollower, we could use someone to replace Donut.
Sister: You know how Circus' have a bearded lady and a fat lady well my mom plays both, cause she's like supertalented!
Simmons: Oh My God! Is it alright if I record everything you say?
Sister: Sure!
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Posted: Sun Nov 25, 2007 8:01 pm
Church: Well hello there Gary, or should I say Gamma? Have you been lying to us?
Gary: Lying is such a shisno concept. I mean human concept.
Church: I though you said computers can't lie.
Gary: They can if they are programmed to lie.
Church: Were you programmed to lie?
Gary:.....................................No
Church: ***damnit.
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Posted: Fri Dec 28, 2007 7:37 pm
Tex: This is a long distantaces gun.
Tucker: And when were you gonna shoot it from,the ****ing moon!Why don't you just send the bullets from there?
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 11:09 am
TEX: Hola senior c**kbites, guess who's back?
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Posted: Sun Aug 10, 2008 6:16 pm
Golem239 my favorite blue quote is Church: She ripped out Jimmy's skull and started beating him with it Tucker:that dosn't seem phisicly possible Church:That's exacly what Jimmy said Jimmy:This dosn"t seem pysiclly possible lolz aside fro that one i think the best quotes are when caboose had omally in his head twisted
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:29 pm
(this quote is from Reconstruction)
Washington - What part of "Quiet" don't you understand?
Church - What part?! How about the part where I got thrown eighty feet in the ******** air by the god damn throwing thing?!
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Posted: Fri Sep 26, 2008 1:34 pm
Sarge - Hey Caboose! You hear something behind you!
Caboose - I do? I wonder what's causing it?
Sarge - (sarge steals Andy) Double yoink!
Caboose - Andy? OH MY GOD! ANDY! You're dead! How did this happen?! You had so much to live for! So much exploding to do! Oh God! Who will blow stuff up now? I don't want to live in a world without giant explosions! Do you hear that God? Are you proud of yourself? Now that you've created a world without exploding. Why couldn't you just take Tucker instead? He can't explode. At least I don't think he can. But even if he could it wouldn't be the same! Oh Andy......
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Posted: Sat Jan 03, 2009 11:10 pm
From Reconstruction.
Caboose: Infection? What were they doing with the bodies?
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Posted: Sat Jun 13, 2009 11:17 pm
Caboose: Oh no! No, no don't! *sigh* Crap...
Caboose: Oh no fire! That's bad! Bad fire! Bad fire go away!
Church: I mean if I was killed by an alien or a monster, or you know like some kind of sorority b*****b massacre, that I could handle.
Caboose: Please stop burning! Nothing else burn! I mean it!
Tex: Oh come on Church. They say you're never completely dead if someone still remembers you.
Church: Yeah, but look who's left to remember me. Him?
Caboose: Oh god, now I'm burning. That's much worse than other things burning!
Caboose: Okay, lets try that again. But with less fire on me this time!
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Posted: Thu Jan 14, 2010 7:55 pm
'why dont I ever get the freaking sniper rifle!"
Fav quote xd xd xd heart heart heart xd xd
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