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 Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:10 pm
ishiitan Granted, but it gives u an extreme sugar rush and then u r shot with a tranquilizer gun. i wish i was a ninja! ninja granted. but what's this?!? it seems that ninjas can't be seen even when they want to be seen. so everyone who you love thinks that you're missing. i wish i were beautiful. sweatdrop
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:03 pm
Granted, but everywhere U go there's ppl that wanna be with u cuz of ur beauty... There never seems to be a private moment for you anymore...
I wish this > burning_eyes didn't burn up like that... stare
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 10:27 am
granted, but then somebody posts something so hideously ugly and now the appropriate emoticon is gone.
i wish i didn't have to be drunk to be funny.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 12:14 pm
granted but your too funny that people stay away from you beacause all you make is jokes.
i wish men didnt like me just beacasue im hot
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 9:15 am
Granted. (srry)Guys are no longer hitting on u anymore but no guy is hitting on u ANYMORE and u seem to not be able to find a date.
I wish i had Halo 3 once it came out.
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Posted: Sun Dec 17, 2006 12:06 pm
Granted. But now only do you have Halo 3, your life has become Halo 3.
I wish I could have a PS3.
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Posted: Mon Dec 18, 2006 11:02 pm
granted, you buy the PS3 but then some guy wants it so bad you get shot in the head.
i wish I could have a panda
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 3:53 pm
granted, however the panda is bound and TIED to your SOUL, and slowly each day it eats away more of your life energy until you have nothing left at all...
I wish everyone's Christmas wishes would be granted this year biggrin
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Posted: Tue Dec 19, 2006 11:16 pm
granted, but when everyone gets what they want THE GRINCH comes and takes a way the gifts and never gives them and therefore everyone cries themselves to death gonk
I wish I had 1million DOLLARS! heart
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 1:04 am
XmemoryX granted, but when everyone gets what they want THE GRINCH comes and takes a way the gifts and never gives them and therefore everyone cries themselves to death gonk I wish I had 1million DOLLARS! heart granted, you have 1 million dollars, but only because the USA economy has fallen apart so much that 1million dollars is now only worth the equivalent of a few cents. EDIT: i wish i hadn't lost all motor function in my left arm from having played the nintendo wii for 12 hours straight last night. sweatdrop
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 12:30 pm
granted, you feel a strange desire to never play it again, so then you give it to me biggrin (Awww I want a wii)
I wish X-mas would be
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 9:10 pm
granted, but it's gone now. what's that? you missed it because you were so busy for somebody to grant that wish? ah well...
i wish i have a baby.
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Posted: Tue Dec 26, 2006 10:39 pm
granted, you get the baby but then once you get it the baby is too weak to move on so it dies a slow and painful death twisted mwhahahaha
i wished i could have laughing gas
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 2:37 pm
^ wish granted but when you open a valve the handel gets stuckand the laughing gas empty into your room and you breath too much gas in and cant breath and die of laughter twisted twisted hehehehehe
I wish my friend and I could hang soon with nothing bad happening
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Posted: Thu Dec 28, 2006 8:17 pm
Granted, but as soon as she leaves, spiders appear out of nowhere and surround you.
I wish...I wasn't allergic to chocolate.
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